HEATED DEBATE #1

New order are not a real band, its all been a con in the style of milli vanilli.

Discuss.

I refute that allegation.

Besides, isn't milli vanilli some kind of ice-cream flavour?

They are all really models. Thats why they are all so good looking. The actual songs are produced by a large machine called "X".

Originally posted by Major Tarantino The actual songs are produced by a large machine called "X".

Is this the same machine recently released on a non-plussed public by Microshite?

The very same.

Did X break down for 8 years or was it serving somewhere else whilst Barney and crew modelled casuals for C & A?

Oh but they're all really Cat Walk Mod-elles and all their material is really produced by SAandW

Refer to Crystal Video for proof

Originally posted by Inta-Don Refer to Crystal Video for proof

That's right.

Originally posted by Major Tarantino New order are not a real band, its all been a con in the style of milli vanilli. Discuss.

I'll admit, I've long been suspicious that four people could have such tremendous musical talent and drop-dead supermodel good looks.

Speaking of imaginary bands with supermodel looks, Laughing Martian, Janaki and I need a name for our new band. What flops your mop?

The Odor Two...and Gnu Gnu Kids on the Block Gnu Edition GnuB40 So Solid Gnu featuring Janaki and Oh Look! There Goes the Laughing Martian Again!!

Martian and the Vandellas Animartian Martian Rev Martian Crenshaw

The Janaki Experience J Nak

Lords Of The Gnu Church Gnu Fast Automatic Daffodils Brand Gnu Heavies Gnu Model Army Gnu York Dolls Huey Lewis and the Gnus Olivia Gnu-ton John

and don't forget these likely contenders for the coveted role:

The Martianaki Gnu Explosion Kyle E. Cosmosis Gnu Martian Army Handsome Gnu Martianing Skool G. Odor and the Family Rollerskate Skinny...wait, nevermind. XD

I always suspected a giant supercomputer was behind all the hits, but I was waiting for the "Behind The Music" expose before posting my thoughts on it. Much like HAL in "2001", the machine has obviously gone haywire, allowing itself to be exposed while it winds down...

"Barney?....Barney?.....I fear my beat is going........"

The Fatima Martians Martianaco Husky Gnu The Janaki and Marty Chain The Gnu Fighters Soundtrack of our Forum

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I always suspected a giant supercomputer was behind all the hits, but I was waiting for the "Behind The Music" expose before posting my thoughts on it. Much like HAL in "2001", the machine has obviously gone haywire, allowing itself to be exposed while it winds down..."Barney?....Barney?.....I fear my beat is going........"

aha! so those samples in "Murder" were merely meant to throw us off the scent! i think i understand The Truth now!

hrrm, having reached this state of enlightenment, what would you suggest i do next? :D

WHAT!!!??? Have I ben fooled all of these years!!!

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey The Fatima MartiansMartianacoHusky GnuThe Janaki and Marty ChainThe Gnu FightersSoundtrack of our Forum

One person cannot possibly choose between the sublime genius of Fatima Martians and The Janaki and Marty Chain.

Either way, don't see us at our non-debut not at Finsbury Park. We won't rock.

Originally posted by Gnu Odor > Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey> The Fatima Martians> Martianaco> Husky Gnu> The Janaki and Marty Chain> The Gnu Fighters> Soundtrack of our Forum

One person cannot possibly choose between the sublime genius of Fatima Martians and The Janaki and Marty Chain.

Either way, don't see us at our non-debut not at Finsbury Park. We won't rock.

i'm certainly not gearing up for it with every waking moment, and i hope you aren't, too!

i've got it, though! in order to build our reputation for being difficult, we can keep changing our name with each release! it'll be even better than doing up gorgeous (if inscrutable at times) graphic designs for our nonexistent sleeves! such a grand (non) artistic statement we won't make... *grows misty-eyed*

Sigue Sigue Sputnik sold out big time, actually making two records.

Pathetic. We can release no records without even trying.

and this whole notion of playing shows? what kind of absolute rubbish is THAT?!?! that's no way to treat your fans! you ought to respect your fans enough to realise that they might have better things to do with their time than see you play. and better things to do with their money than plunk it down to some mysterious individual over a couple of milk crates and pay to hear you.

we are above that sort of thing. we respect our fans, so no way we'd force ourselves on them in that sort of manner. 40 minute sets are far too long. :)

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Speaking of imaginary bands with supermodel looks, Laughing Martian, Janaki and I need a name for our new band. What flops your mop?The Odor Two...and GnuGnu Kids on the BlockGnu EditionGnuB40So Solid Gnu featuring Janaki and Oh Look! There Goes the Laughing Martian Again!!Martian and the VandellasAnimartianMartian RevMartian CrenshawThe Janaki ExperienceJ Nak

very good! very good!!

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey The Fatima MartiansMartianacoHusky GnuThe Janaki and Marty ChainThe Gnu FightersSoundtrack of our Forum

very good very good!!

I am a very BIG FATIMA MANSIONS and MARY CHAIN fan as it happens! So well done for demonstrating such discerning foresight my friend!!!

Originally posted by janaki and don't forget these likely contenders for the coveted role:The Martianaki Gnu ExplosionKyle E.CosmosisGnu Martian ArmyHandsome Gnu Martianing SkoolG. Odor and the FamilyRollerskate Skinny...wait, nevermind. XD

very good Janaki! very good indeed!!

Originally posted by janaki and this whole notion of playing shows? what kind of absolute rubbish is THAT?!?! that's no way to treat your fans! you ought to respect your fans enough to realise that they might have better things to do with their time than see you play. and better things to do with their money than plunk it down to some mysterious individual over a couple of milk crates and pay to hear you.we are above that sort of thing. we respect our fans, so no way we'd force ourselves on them in that sort of manner. 40 minute sets are far too long. :)

hey Janni - don't knock milk crates - I use the blasted things in my current band to help keep my bloody drums in place - seriously!!! :D :D

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Speaking of imaginary bands with supermodel looks, Laughing Martian, Janaki and I need a name for our new band. What flops your mop?The Odor Two...and GnuGnu Kids on the BlockGnu EditionGnuB40So Solid Gnu featuring Janaki and Oh Look! There Goes the Laughing Martian Again!!Martian and the VandellasAnimartianMartian RevMartian CrenshawThe Janaki ExperienceJ Nak

But...but...but...but.......I've had time to think Gnu Baby - shouldn't we be calling ourselves something ...um.....reverential...like:

My Muddy Turpentine...

or something?

:D :D :D

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by janaki> and this whole notion of playing shows? what kind of absolute rubbish is THAT?!?! that's no way to treat your fans! you ought to respect your fans enough to realise that they might have better things to do with their time than see you play. and better things to do with their money than plunk it down to some mysterious individual over a couple of milk crates and pay to hear you.> > we are above that sort of thing. we respect our fans, so no way we'd force ourselves on them in that sort of manner. 40 minute sets are far too long. :)

hey Janni - don't knock milk crates - I use the blasted things in my current band to help keep my bloody drums in place - seriously!!! :D :D

never fear, Marty...i wasn't knocking the milk crates! i have respect for the milk crates. i just think we have more respect for our fans than to actually go and play in front of them, and was meaning to knock the ludicrous idea of playing in front of them and expecting them to buy tickets to see us!

(for the record, in my other band, we use milk crates all the time. they hold things, we sit on them...and more than once, someone's ended up wearing one! :D )

...but wait. if this means i'm turning into Janni Minogue, i'm going to threaten to quit in a fit of pique. :D

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by Gnu Odor> Speaking of imaginary bands with supermodel looks, Laughing Martian, Janaki and I need a name for our new band. What flops your mop?> > The Odor Two...and Gnu> Gnu Kids on the Block> Gnu Edition> GnuB40> So Solid Gnu featuring Janaki and Oh Look! There Goes the Laughing Martian Again!!> > Martian and the Vandellas> Animartian> Martian Rev> Martian Crenshaw> > The Janaki Experience> J Nak >

But...but...but...but.......I've had time to think Gnu Baby - shouldn't we be calling ourselves something ...um.....reverential...like:

My Muddy Turpentine...

or something?

:D :D :D

absolutely brilliant, Marty!

...will that describe our nonexistant sound as well?

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> New order are not a real band, its all been a con in the style of milli vanilli. > > Discuss.

Have you been drinking again Major?;)

Gallons of holy water.... here i am lord, it is i lord...

Why thank you for your kind words of praise Marty, can I be your manager, monkeys are good marketing gimmicks?

That's fine Cheeky - but we'll have to kill and skin our kid Major first to scupper his chances of stealing the plaudits once we hit the promotional big time!! :D :D :D

.......and can i be the (no)Sound Engineer ?

Originally posted by ShugZV > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV> > > > > > > Originally posted by Major Tarantino> > > New order are not a real band, its all been a con in the style of milli vanilli. > > > > > > Discuss. > > >

Have you been drinking again Major?;)

Gallons of holy water.... here i am lord, it is i lord...

Wicked mate That brings back memories of my childhood - Shugster ranks it Number 1 Holy Tune of all time!!

I went to my girlfriends little brother's holy communion thingy. That song brought tears to my eyes it really did.

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Originally posted by Major Tarantino They are all really models. Thats why they are all so good looking. The actual songs are produced by a large machine called "X".

Huh? Come again? Depends what you mean by "good-looking", Major wonderboy.... Having cheekbones up to your eyelids isn't what I consider "good-looking".... :D