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I just want to know why some of the fans hate New Order. We as fans need to stick together and ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER and dominate the world
I have been a fan since the 80's me I would never turn my back on them even when they split up in 1993. I really applaud this band for their talents.
Missy Hooky's biggest fan:)
Where did you read they split in 1993? I thought they just took eight years to put out another album? 
They didn't split up, they just got very inebriated at Reading 93 and wound up wandering the field for a few years, intermittently putting out cds as side projects while they tried to find their way back to one another in all the muck. Don't ask me why they decided to go to the Apollo before regrouping at their underground tent in Reading. Maybe they needed a rinse off.
Uncle Liam wrote: "Rock the World to New Order"
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
They meant Rock the SHACK to New Order silly....
I had to search the web for New Order. This is what I found.
i love the ministry song on psalm 69 album that has the sample of bush senior talking about my fav band.
NOOLigan wrote: I had to search the web for New Order. This is what I found.
Isn't the proper question 'Why do some of you like New Order?' Because you know, most of us clearly don't.
Missy Jem wrote: Who are New Order? I'm here for the swinging
Just shurrup and pick yer set of car keys out of the bag...
i post here because after listening to their music for 20 years i really am tired of it all, i mean come on can we please get another remix. maybe if i didn't listen to them 24/7 and have thousand of mp3's i would not dislike them so much. i think i am going to commision a unknown pleasures set of his and her bath robes cause i hate them so much. then mrs xoq can go down to the local nail salon and have ian curtis written on her toes before we go to the beach. fuck i even named my dog after their favorite synth "prophet"
pumped full of drugs wrote: Isn't this the leading "Hate New Order" website on the internets?
Sir: :CHUNKS wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: "Rock the World to New Order"
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
They meant Rock the SHACK to New Order silly....
SHOCK THE RACK TO NEW ORDER!
I must be on a different site then.There's a few wayward souls,bless,but that's N.O. for you,it's the passion it invokes in you.Makes you spout total bollox from time to time.Mostly late on a Friday night!! Just ignore
Missy Jem wrote: Who are New Order? I'm here for the swinging
Same with me,I hate the sore arms it gives you though..
I don't get how anyone could claim that anyone on this site "hates" New Order. I don't know everyone on here, but I have never come across a message on these boards that says "I hate New Order" or anything like that.
Actually, we all may be from different places around the world, we may like different songs, we may be of different ages, but I think one thing we have in common as people on this website is that we like New Order/Joy Division in our own ways.
Ah, it's Mrs.Disco's Hooky counterpart (there had to be one).
The question is who would win in the stalking face off?
Who's got the bigger pair of binoculars?!?
Because they are lazy, dont have a nightclub to hang out in anymore, because they dont rehearse before gigs, release the wrong songs, have inappropriate guest vocalists, the art work isnt as good as it was in the good ol' days, because too many people like them nowadays (I mean jeremy vine - cmon)blah, blah, blah.
missy wrote: ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER
[orange]WE ARE THE WORLD.......................WE ARE THE CHILDREN!!!!![/orange] 
Sorry Missy! Hiya by the way. 
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
missy wrote: ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER
[orange]WE ARE THE WORLD.......................WE ARE THE CHILDREN!!!!![/orange]
That is just SO wrong on so many levels.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Joy_Division
Well, Joy division invented music, it's true. That's more important.
BTW I started that article, including the bit about JD inventing music and being the most prolific band of all time. But anything bad about thye band I did not write, taht was added later lol
Retroesque wrote: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Joy_Division
Well, Joy division invented music, it's true. That's more important.
BTW I started that article, including the bit about JD inventing music and being the most prolific band of all time. But anything bad about thye band I did not write, taht was added later lol
That signiture makes me want to hate New Order.
Ah, it's Mrs.Disco's Hooky counterpart (there had to be one).
The question is who would win in the stalking face off?
Who's got the bigger pair of binoculars?!?
Hey let me OUT of this
darran clarke wrote: Because they are lazy, dont have a nightclub to hang out in anymore, because they dont rehearse before gigs, release the wrong songs, have inappropriate guest vocalists, the art work isnt as good as it was in the good ol' days, because too many people like them nowadays (I mean jeremy vine - cmon)blah, blah, blah.
So, is it true that NO doesn't rehearse before a gig? That would explain the autocue. Are we presuming here or it's a fact?
Canuck21 wrote:
darran clarke wrote: Because they are lazy, dont have a nightclub to hang out in anymore, because they dont rehearse before gigs, release the wrong songs, have inappropriate guest vocalists, the art work isnt as good as it was in the good ol' days, because too many people like them nowadays (I mean jeremy vine - cmon)blah, blah, blah.
So, is it true that NO doesn't rehearse before a gig? That would explain the autocue. Are we presuming here or it's a fact?
Sorry but I just made it all up (apart from Jeremy Vine).
Canuck21 wrote:
darran clarke wrote: Because they are lazy, dont have a nightclub to hang out in anymore, because they dont rehearse before gigs, release the wrong songs, have inappropriate guest vocalists, the art work isnt as good as it was in the good ol' days, because too many people like them nowadays (I mean jeremy vine - cmon)blah, blah, blah.
So, is it true that NO doesn't rehearse before a gig? That would explain the autocue. Are we presuming here or it's a fact?
Did they ever rehearse? Seems like half the stuff is pre-programmed anyway, plus now they actually have a guitarist who know how to play the guitar. Those old 80s bootlegs/videos are sure a hell alot more interesting thou than the current shows
oh shit and i remember one drunken night last summer i said in less polite terms that i would allow them to do me cos i loved them so much.
new trends eh? oh well new order fuck off as well. don't you agree blunderbus??!
pumped full of drugs wrote: Did they ever rehearse? Seems like half the stuff is pre-programmed anyway, plus now they actually have a guitarist who know how to play the guitar. Those old 80s bootlegs/videos are sure a hell alot more interesting thou than the current shows
Yes, those early bootlegs are a lot more interesting but Reading '98 was awesome though.
Hi! I'm new here. I could never hate New Order. Maybe get bored with them, but never hate them.
Lisa Brooke wrote: My drugs aren't working well enough, because I actually read this silly thread.....
Oh dear.
missy wrote: I just want to know why some of the fans hate New Order. We as fans need to stick together and ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER and dominate the world
Missy Hooky's biggest fan:)
Warning!!!!! Yampy alert!!!!!
Canuck21 wrote:
darran clarke wrote: Because they are lazy, dont have a nightclub to hang out in anymore, because they dont rehearse before gigs, release the wrong songs, have inappropriate guest vocalists, the art work isnt as good as it was in the good ol' days, because too many people like them nowadays (I mean jeremy vine - cmon)blah, blah, blah.
So, is it true that NO doesn't rehearse before a gig? That would explain the autocue. Are we presuming here or it's a fact?
Complete bollocks. They've always rehearsed before tours etc - you can't often rehearse during tours, so you have to admire their bravery in insisting on playing a different set every night until 1989. Could anyone explain how we managed to get the likes of Who's Joe, These Days and Guilt Is A Useless Emotion one the last tour if they didn't rehease?
The autocue is nothing to do with rehearsals, it's down to Bernard having a poor memory in recent years.
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
missy wrote: ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER
[orange]WE ARE THE WORLD.......................WE ARE THE CHILDREN!!!!![/orange]
Sorry Missy! Hiya by the way.
oldmonkey wrote: The autocue is nothing to do with rehearsals, it's down to Bernard having a poor memory in recent years.
Poor Barney, but I'm still not over with the autocue 
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oldmonkey wrote:
missy wrote: I just want to know why some of the fans hate New Order. We as fans need to stick together and ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER and dominate the world
Missy Hooky's biggest fan:)
Warning!!!!! Yampy alert!!!!!
cheers Tim, always good to have a new insult in ones arsenal
Minx wrote:
oldmonkey wrote:
missy wrote: I just want to know why some of the fans hate New Order. We as fans need to stick together and ROCK THE WORLD TO NEW ORDER and dominate the world
Missy Hooky's biggest fan:)
Warning!!!!! Yampy alert!!!!!
I'm so sorry... Couldn't resist...
Snorri xxx
Hey so bloody what if I met Peter Hook are you jealous of it or what he didn't have a problem with that what about some of you in England that met Peter Hook and the band I say you are stalking them too! I thought I throw that back in your face. He knows I am his biggest fan and he is happy with that Sorrrrrry children of New Order.
Missy
Um, wha....? why....? wh?
Nah, I'll just come out and say it.
What the fcuk are you on about?
missy wrote: Hey so bloody what if I met Peter Hook are you jealous of it or what he didn't have a problem with that what about some of you in England that met Peter Hook and the band I say you are stalking them too! I thought I throw that back in your face.
Missy
something tells me you still don't own every Stockholm Monsters release
missy wrote: He knows I am his biggest fan
Erm, how do you know, and how do you quantify it? Did Hooky actually say "Yes, you are my biggest 'fan'", or is it a title you invented? 
ally wrote: Um, wha....? why....? wh?
Nah, I'll just come out and say it.
What the fcuk are you on about?
He is on Drugs!!
Andrés wrote:
ally wrote: Um, wha....? why....? wh?
Nah, I'll just come out and say it.
What the fcuk are you on about?
He is on Drugs!!
Missy is a he? :p
Nick King wrote:
Andrés wrote:
ally wrote: Um, wha....? why....? wh?
Nah, I'll just come out and say it.
What the fcuk are you on about?
He is on Drugs!!
Missy is a he? :p
:\oops:
one thing...i'm not on drugs!!
Steve Albini on why he hates New Order:
"I do remember liking little things about New Order, like the occasional guitar line, bass ornament or vocal delivery, but I remember more clearly all the stuff I disliked:
*Linn Drum benching a fantastic and unique drummer. *Defining a supremely phony sound that became ubiquitous. *Sequencer as principle performer *Roland Jazz Chorus *Mock-scratching, DDL loops and symphonic stab samples
Joy Division was bleak, timeless (not of its time) and energetic. New Order was urbane, self-conciously modern, lazy and kitschy. Being unkind, I could call it club music. And detestable.
Although I haven't listened to them enough recently to be sure of it, I'm inclined to say fuck New Order. They knew what they were capable of and did this Arthur Baker crap instead."
King John Honest John wrote: its just their fans I hate.
I wish all their fans were like me.
You must be the only one.
King John Honest John wrote: how many members of the Can
berra order are there??
There are three NOOLers, but there are loads more.
Nick King wrote:
missy wrote: He knows I am his biggest fan
Erm, how do you know, and how do you quantify it? Did Hooky actually say "Yes, you are my biggest 'fan'", or is it a title you invented?
Bigger than Alan Wise?
I think some of you fans are a bunch of nit witts for all I could say I hate jealous fans you guys are the ones on dope not him how much did you smoke you probably smoke more then he did come on admit it! The jealous fans I like to kick in the arse I would make myself better. for your information I don't tell fans of my meeting with Hooky that's personal sorry deary that's my moment I could talk to him and it is none of your fuckin business what Hooky and I talked about he was so happy to be signing my pictures and he was really happy about my support and the whole band too thanked me for the support I have been giving them. So what's your fucking problem this is only going towards you nit witt fans keep your jealousy to yourself or else I will launch a complaint against this website. Thank you.
Missy! Screw you
missy wrote: I think some of you fans are a bunch of nit witts for all I could say I hate jealous fans you guys are the ones on dope not him how much did you smoke you probably smoke more then he did come on admit it! The jealous fans I like to kick in the arse I would make myself better.
Missy! Screw you
Why did you come onto a fan website and post such a stupid fucking thread in the first place for? If yer gonna satrt a daft thread, follow up yer conviction by naming names. That's why yer post has been met with abuse, you come across as a bit of a nutter to me.
A lot of us on here have had the pleasure of meeting band members, it's not that big a deal.
Yer attitude needs to change otherwise your posts will be met with an even higher level of abuse than has already been and gone.
What is it you lot say over there?
Chill out
Missy are you arsehouse,sorry arthouse from the darkside?
She talks bollocks anall!
Btw,this thread 
Btw,this thread
I was about to ask the same question.
NOOLigan wrote:
Btw,this thread
I was about to ask the same question.
Yup, I'm beginning to wonder if Arthouse = Missy ?
Finally decided to read this post after skipping over it 80 times. At first it seemed like an innocent, but very misinformed, post. And everyone took her head off. But then she turned out to be an asshat. So hats off to you all!
ps: Way to make Canadians sound like fookin' idiots, Missy.
I was wondering whether Missy and Arthouse were the same person, but no. Arthouse's IP is from Vancouver, and our dear friend Yampy Margaret's IP is from Missisuaga Ontario. We shouldn't take the piss, she's clearly not all there.
King John Honest John wrote: good onya Missy.
well said!
the "hardcore" fans on here think they are minor Celebs.
Better to be a minor celeb than a major divvy, and that is what you are Kersh!
King John Honest John wrote:
old Sponkee's on one again.
i wonder if you'll send me an abusive Email again
Like the one I didn't send last time?
Hate New Order?
"I love to collect on New Order especially on Peter Hook and I love wearing my Peter Hook look a like leather jacket and my silver rings on each fingers. I do have blonde hair and is pursuing a career working with animals."
I've also been a fan "since they came out".
How could anyone possibly hate New Order?
oldmonkey wrote: I was wondering whether Missy and Arthouse were the same person, but no. Arthouse's IP is from Vancouver, and our dear friend Yampy Margaret's IP is from Missisuaga Ontario. We shouldn't take the piss, she's clearly not all there.
I never thought it was Arthouse because despite Missy clearly being bonkers she never descended into full-on Barney slagging (he's a fraud, fake etc) or banging on about "other bands you should be checking out" in the Vancouver area.
As Morrissey would say, The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores.
oldmonkey wrote: I've also been a fan "since they came out".
They came out? I definitely hate them now... 
Snorri xxx
Snorrimon wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: I've also been a fan "since they came out".
They came out?
Snorri xxx
If you hadn't guessed, that whole post was lifted from Missy's profile. 100% genuine nutcase alert!
oldmonkey wrote:
Snorrimon wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: I've also been a fan "since they came out".
They came out?
Snorri xxx
If you hadn't guessed, that whole post was lifted from Missy's profile. 100% genuine nutcase alert!
Direct her towards the Shed then - she'll soon get fed up of hearing about Tesco, Bacon Sandwiches and Hawaiian shirts... 
As well as our collective hatred of NO...
Snorri xxx
Are New Order still going? Ive never liked them. I prefere new wave groups like Boston, Alien Ant Farm, Bloodhound Gang and Nickleback. Theyre awesome!!!
missy wrote: I think some of you fans are a bunch of nit witts for all I could say I hate jealous fans you guys are the ones on dope not him how much did you smoke you probably smoke more then he did come on admit it! The jealous fans I like to kick in the arse I would make myself better.
Missy! Screw you
Fer gawd's sake, learn some GRAMMAR! Are you 12 years old?
NOOLigan wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: My drugs aren't working well enough, because I actually read this silly thread.....
Oh dear.
not the fun kind, unfortunately......
J-Bob wrote: I'm confused, why would you be wasting your time here if you hate New Order?
You certainly have a point here
Thought this one was dead and buried. Nobody here hates New Order, but not everyone likes all the material. That's fair enough to me, and I'm sure it is to most people out there.
I'm gonna lock this one now, simply because there has been a certain degree of misunderstanding, and we don't want any more ill feeling arising from misunderstandings, no thank you siree.
