Ive finally discovered the true identity (tity hehe) of the one called Sulanki. How i came upon this information is irrelevant at this time. Though it may come at the cost of my life, i will not! lay silent.
Linus was once a living breathing NOOL'er, but earlier this year he was murdered in cold blood!, in his home (moms basement). Quickly and quietly his body was removed and replaced by a highly advanced robot (made in japan so you know its top class). This android takes on the life of Sulanki. The only difference being that when it’s not keeping up appearances at work (blow up doll factory) and with friends and loved ones (mom, mom) it carry's out its only mission. To spends every moment praising all things Bad Lieutenant on NOOL!
But who? you ask……….. Who is behind all this?…….Who is the mastermind behind this carefully executed operation!?
I hear something in the kitchen...brb
oh dear god! somebody is in my house!…how did they find me so quickly!........its only a matter of time before they check my bedroom...the people who killed linus have come to silence me as well!.......they might even replace me with a 'BL Bot' as well! so dont be fooled!....all I can hope for is that you bring the people responsible to justice...before they kill me you must know the identity of my killer
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