Bit odd but it looks like Bernard is starting a club night in our village. So might see him somewhere else rather than the supermarket!
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"a funk, soul, jazz and R ‘n B night."
That sounds a bit shit, dunnit?
Anyway, Alan Wise is involved - it'll never last!
That Sarah Sumner's a bit dinky, isn't she?
Missy Jem wrote: 1st May - Some of us could go after the LCD Soundsystem gig (if it's still on)...
Well, LCD Soundsystem have made it to Europe (Spain - on Tuesday), so they've got a fairly good chance of making London, and a more than better chance of making Manc! 
1st of May
Hooky - The Lowry Salford Barney - Getting his wife working the door at the local village hall while Hewan Clarke (???) plays records!
I'm so tempted but I've already got my ticket for Hooky
James Thomas wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: That Sarah Sumner's a bit dinky, isn't she?
Sure it's not Barney in a wig?
I was going to say that but thought it might be a little cruel. it could be though!
Graham from poynton,, sarah from nether alderly, fuck me pass the mint sauce,, this realy is cutting edge stuff,, what next, prestbury raves for 70 year olds.
i just stand.
El Jarvo wrote: "a funk, soul, jazz and R ‘n B night."
That sounds a bit shit, dunnit?
Anyway, Alan Wise is involved - it'll never last!
That Sarah Sumner's a bit dinky, isn't she?
Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
Surface wrote: Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
From my (limited) knowledge of the location of Barney and Hooky, I thik they're about 10 mins max from each other by car, wonder if they use the same shops? that would be funny, seeing them avoiding each other down the biscuit isle!
Jed Stephens wrote:
Surface wrote: Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
From my (limited) knowledge of the location of Barney and Hooky, I thik they're about 10 mins max from each other by car, wonder if they use the same shops? that would be funny, seeing them avoiding each other down the biscuit isle!
They'll always have a love for Strawberry shortcake though. New Order Play At Home proves this, perhaps it'll unite them again?
My concern is, should the gods of airfare and/or rock n' roll that control the volcanoes allow us to come over this summer, will we be sophisticated enough to attend? Me thinks not. But, on a positive note, the idea of an Earth, Wind, and Fire night are sure to pique hubby's interest.
And, internet comments on Sarah's size--
Her hair looks fantastic.
El Jarvo wrote: "a funk, soul, jazz and R ‘n B night."
That sounds a bit shit, dunnit?
Oh I dunno, I like a bit of funk and soul myself
The night is 'aimed at a sophisticated and affluent crowd'. Oh, fuck off! Will you need to show your bank statement at the door? Opening night featuring The feckin' Christians??? They're about as soulful or funky as a wet fart. Whoever's behind this doesn't have a clue. And I suspect it's actually got very little to do with BS.
That's Bernards wife in the picture so he must know something about it?
GlasVegas wrote: The night is 'aimed at a sophisticated and affluent crowd'. Oh, fuck off! Will you need to show your bank statement at the door? Opening night featuring The feckin' Christians??? They're about as soulful or funky as a wet fart. Whoever's behind this doesn't have a clue. And I suspect it's actually got very little to do with BS.
You are right, they live at either end of the village and they do shop at the same place as there is nowhre else. Never seen them at the same time though?
Jed Stephens wrote:
Surface wrote: Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
From my (limited) knowledge of the location of Barney and Hooky, I thik they're about 10 mins max from each other by car, wonder if they use the same shops? that would be funny, seeing them avoiding each other down the biscuit isle!
Jesus Christ,just when you think it couldnt get any worse,are they having a competition to see who can start the shittest project,what next Steve and Gillian write a musical based on the life of Ian Curtis.
Either way, I'm not letting Norbert take the crown of being first chucked out of this place.
GlasVegas wrote: The night is 'aimed at a sophisticated and affluent crowd'.
That's me fucked then
Geno wrote: Either way, I'm not letting Norbert take the crown of being first chucked out of this place.
My money's on you!
But do you think they'll have a velvet rope for all us nobodies to line up behind?? That would be quite sophisticated.
I think I'll go down, have a packet of crisps, suck my fingers afterward and fuck off to salford!
Surface wrote: You are right, they live at either end of the village and they do shop at the same place as there is nowhre else. Never seen them at the same time though?
Jed Stephens wrote:
Surface wrote: Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
From my (limited) knowledge of the location of Barney and Hooky, I thik they're about 10 mins max from each other by car, wonder if they use the same shops? that would be funny, seeing them avoiding each other down the biscuit isle!
does bernard drive a white/cream range rover ?
thought i saw someone remarkably like him today in said car
Havn't seen him in a Range Rover although Hooky has one. Have seen Bernard in a Merc and a soft top BMW
Al1973 wrote:
Surface wrote: You are right, they live at either end of the village and they do shop at the same place as there is nowhre else. Never seen them at the same time though?
Jed Stephens wrote:
Surface wrote: Could be shite but it's a five min walk from my house so I will check it out and report back here. It's also five mins from Hookys :-)
From my (limited) knowledge of the location of Barney and Hooky, I thik they're about 10 mins max from each other by car, wonder if they use the same shops? that would be funny, seeing them avoiding each other down the biscuit isle!
does bernard drive a white/cream range rover ?
thought i saw someone remarkably like him today in said car
Surface wrote: Bit odd but it looks like Bernard is starting a club night in our village. So might see him somewhere else rather than the supermarket!
what's the dress-code? is the bar on a trestle table in the corner?
this is cutting (alderley) edge ! will there be 'Open-the-Box' or bingo? wanna see Wisey say"give a big round of applause fort th'artist!"
Um...think I'll stay on my side of the ocean. Afraid them peeps might mistake me for a sausage or something.:p
Missy Jem wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: The night is 'aimed at a sophisticated and affluent crowd'.
That's me fucked then
nataliet wrote: And, internet comments on Sarah's size--
Nat,
She's dinky.
Hope. This. Helps.
El Jarvo wrote:
nataliet wrote: And, internet comments on Sarah's size--
Nat,
She's dinky.
Hope. This. Helps.
It does. Very helpful.
Flyer and local article for the night
http://www.alderleyedge.com/news/article/club-paradiso-coming-to-the-festival-hall/
Jed Stephens wrote: I think I'll go down, have a packet of crisps, suck my fingers afterward and fuck off to salford!
Yeah wind up Barney!!
Been out for a few beers tonite - for those who don't know AE is a very small place. I was talking to some mates when one said - do you reckon Bad L will play there. Got to admit, it had never crossed my mind, anyway will defo be there next Sat night, just in case!
Surface wrote: Flyer and local article for the nightp http://www.alderleyedge.com/news/article/club-paradiso-coming-to-the-festival-hall/
Free pint for neworderonline members that night? Free pint for everyone who bought Never Cry Another Tear? Sounds like a good idea...
Is this a Port & Cheese disco night for the affluent and sophisticated,or have I misinterpreted? We'll I'm game as a pheasant. Spiffing! Will they be serving Swan on the menu?
Boatraceface wrote:
Surface wrote: Could be shite
No shit,Sherlock!
You never know - could turn out to be very good, will report back next week
speaking to the Bramhall crowd saturday,, it was like, were here o.k ya.. bloody northerners..
foriegn soil
Barneys plectrum wrote: Jesus Christ,just when you think it couldnt get any worse,are they having a competition to see who can start the shittest project,what next Steve and Gillian write a musical based on the life of Ian Curtis.
Thumbs up for the musical - I'm particularly looking forward to the "Search For Ian" programme on BBC Saturday nights where Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber audition wannabe Ian Curtis lookalikes.
Drove past on the first night (Christians Night) as I was late back from somewhere, looked to be a healthy number of young people walking in a 9ish.
Not heard anything since then - no adverts either, will tke a look on Sat night.
