For those that are enjoying these intended humorous play on new order lyrics (changed to reflect recent events) here's another.
And For those that think it's childish, offensive, and has no place on such a forum.....erm.....here it is anyway.
Grow up Hooky don't you suffer At the hands of greedy lawyers You be like a sleeping demon Listen can you hear him bleating Tweets of joy and tweets of sorrow He tweets like there's no tomorrow
Your life ain't no holiday Youve been through the point of no return I've seen what that Hooky can do I've seen Barney, Tom, Phil and the other two
Feel our pop band lose a musician He don't like our new edition Bass strap short he plays our songs Without the lies and leathers on And if you try you're find it to Hey badman whatcha gonna do?
Your life ain't no holiday Youve been through the point of no return I've seen what that Hooky can do I've seen Barney, Tom, Phil and the other two
And they gave him a wave Now his pissing in the wind By the look on his face He never will win
Don't listen to the haters - they're just jealous! 
