Best NO/JD Song to Shag To! — Forum Archive

5 Jan 2003, 09:19

Heh heh heh...this will be kinda interesting! :D

5 Jan 2003, 09:23

Lose your orgasm to one of the following:

World In Motion (any mix) SubCulture 12" Shellshock 12"

or, best of all...

all five SLY AND ROBBIE Bogie Mixes of Ruined In A Day.

There - howzabout that?

5 Jan 2003, 09:41

I don't know what think but I took the longest of them all :p Video 586 :D

5 Jan 2003, 10:59

Blue Monday Hardfloor mix...

5 Jan 2003, 11:10

You should use the Perfect Kiss, as it has the lyrics for the job :lol:

5 Jan 2003, 11:28

"Murder"...the tribal drums get me into rhythm :jump:

5 Jan 2003, 11:40

Blue Monday sounds like machines shagging... Vanishing Point or Run is probably better for mammals

5 Jan 2003, 11:46

This Time Of Night!!

Best song ever!

5 Jan 2003, 12:08

The 20 minute version of Ultraviolence as played at Hull Tower Cinema in 1982 !!

5 Jan 2003, 14:06

"playing with my pleasure zone...." TPK :cry: :lol:

5 Jan 2003, 14:09

Seeing as I have never made love to a woman (much less a mare or a calf) I would have to base my answer on what helps me imagining such an occurance. The last remix of Crystal on the 9-track single (the one right before Behind Closed Doors) helps me to visualize just how I would happen upon a harem full of beautiful women primed for an international man of mystery such as myself.....:D

PS- Any women willing to help me fulfil said fantasy, please let me know! :nod:

5 Jan 2003, 14:45

Elegia, of course. We add our own vocals. The original PCL version suited me in my younger days and now the "full" version is just about right.

5 Jan 2003, 15:58

Salvation Theme (2.21) : About the right length.

5 Jan 2003, 16:29

NONE.... 3 MINUTE HERO for SHUGZV!:D

5 Jan 2003, 18:08

song? SONG? surely a song would only take up a very small amount of foreplay...at least in my experience! :wink: well, anyhow, i'd say 'crystal' for the song as it's rather an intense tune in my opinion, and the second CD of 'substance' for the whole lot (it must be repeated several times, naturally, in order to encompass the entire experience :D ).

5 Jan 2003, 18:47

Can we close this thread now to give us all time to try out all the suggestions so far and then reopen it again in, say, 2 days time?

5 Jan 2003, 19:08

whatever the shortest one is...that would suffice for me!!! :p

6 Jan 2003, 02:55

touched by the hand of god the perfect kiss age of consent 5 8 6

6 Jan 2003, 05:05

My girlfriend or I put the Substance CD 1 on repeat and normally by the third time we've heard True Faith, we're usually done.

6 Jan 2003, 07:08

For SHUGZV it would have to be NOVELTY cos it would be for him! :nod:

6 Jan 2003, 13:36

Atrocity Exhibition. The ladies love it.

6 Jan 2003, 13:39

:lol: Fuck aff Baldy, twice you have a go at me....can I leave it AS IT IS WHEN IT WAS?

Surely whenever you get lucky it's gotta be a Dream Attack. And the last few times it was coz "She's Lost Control" and that was "Decades" ago, perhaps when you were living in the "Ice Age" and no doubt afterwards she woulda been the "Guilty Partner" and 100% "Regret(ting)" it, you "Getting Away With It?".....don't fookin think so;)

6 Jan 2003, 13:50

Originally posted by Rocket Mick For SHUGZV it would have to be NOVELTY cos it would be for him!

:lol: :clap:

6 Jan 2003, 13:51

Originally posted by ShugZV©
Fuck aff Baldy, twice you have a go at me....can I leave it AS IT IS WHEN IT WAS?Surely whenever you get lucky it's gotta be a Dream Attack. And the last few times it was coz "She's Lost Control" and that was "Decades" ago, perhaps when you were living in the "Ice Age" and no doubt afterwards she woulda been the "Guilty Partner" and 100% "Regret(ting)" it, you "Getting Away With It?".....don't fookin think so;)

:clap: great comeback shug :clap:

6 Jan 2003, 14:09

Originally posted by Jim&nbspGiliberto > Originally posted by ShugZV© > > Fuck aff Baldy, twice you have a go at me....can I leave it AS IT IS WHEN IT WAS?> > Surely whenever you get lucky it's gotta be a Dream Attack. And the last few times it was coz "She's Lost Control" and that was "Decades" ago, perhaps when you were living in the "Ice Age" and no doubt afterwards she woulda been the "Guilty Partner" and 100% "Regret(ting)" it, you "Getting Away With It?".....don't fookin think so;)

:clap: great comeback shug :clap:

Cheers mate, he really should know better by now......but you know the saying "You cannae teach an OLD dog new tricks" :lol: You have mail BTW

6 Jan 2003, 14:33

Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> > > > Originally posted by ShugZV© > > > > Fuck aff Baldy, twice you have a go at me....can I leave it AS IT IS WHEN IT WAS?> > > > Surely whenever you get lucky it's gotta be a Dream Attack. And the last few times it was coz "She's Lost Control" and that was "Decades" ago, perhaps when you were living in the "Ice Age" and no doubt afterwards she woulda been the "Guilty Partner" and 100% "Regret(ting)" it, you "Getting Away With It?".....don't fookin think so;)>

:clap: great comeback shug :clap:

Cheers mate, he really should know better by now......but you know the saying "You cannae teach an OLD dog new tricks" :lol: You have mail BTW

woof woof, and you have mail also!!

6 Jan 2003, 18:27

rock the shack? it takes on a completely new meaning...uh, yeah. sorry.

6 Jan 2003, 19:47

Here are the results of some research carried out unselfishly yesterday. A BJ commencing at the beginning of 'As it was when it was' continued through the intermission by Alan Wise(and was not distracted) and came to a conclusion during Crystal at about the lines 'keep it coming keep it coming'. The research assistant was also pleased with the findings.

6 Jan 2003, 19:58

Originally posted by ken colquhoun My girlfriend or I put the Substance CD 1 on repeat and normally by the third time we've heard True Faith, we're usually done.

stop it...you'll ruin it for the rest of us lads...

7 Jan 2003, 17:22

Originally posted by N21 I don't know what think but I took the longest of them all :p Video 586 :D

Of course you were probably asleep before the 2nd minute finished... I guess the song being long is nice 'cause it gave the girl time to get dressed after, find her keys, and walk away... in silence.

7 Jan 2003, 23:35

mmmm sex.

I remember that.

Lyrics wise not a good song to fuck to, Round & Round (detroit club mix) I would play this for one night stands I planned on never calling again.

My fav to fuck my ex too World from the "rest of" CD

8 Jan 2003, 01:32

Surely someone has a Bizarre Love Triangle comment!

8 Jan 2003, 03:34

Originally posted by almanso "playing with my pleasure zone...." TPK

Hmmmmm, technically I think that would not count as a "shag". Perhaps "Wilderness" would be more appropriate - unless of course you are an exhibitionist!

13 Feb 2003, 18:47

Vanishing Point Instrumental (Making out mix) back in '91 that tune, and the Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas were the theme music to plenty of enjoyable escapades. The Vanishing Point Instrumental is just gorgeous.

31 Mar 2003, 06:16

hmmm.

Dreams Never End. Blue Monday. 5 8 6. Age of Consent. (haha) The Perfect Kiss. Touched by the Hand of God (!!!) This Time of Night. Face Up. True Faith. anything off of Technique. World. Crystal. Here To Stay.

Joy Division is not good sex music. i love them to death, but i would never put them on as a sountrack to sex. jesus!

31 Mar 2003, 06:16

Originally posted by Stephen Smith Vanishing Point Instrumental (Making out mix) back in '91 that tune, and the Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas were the theme music to plenty of enjoyable escapades. The Vanishing Point Instrumental is just gorgeous.

the last time i made out with someone we were listening to Heaven Or Las Vegas. :)

31 Mar 2003, 06:18

Originally posted by Wolfmann > Originally posted by N21> I don't know what think but I took the longest of them all :p Video 586 :D

Of course you were probably asleep before the 2nd minute finished... I guess the song being long is nice 'cause it gave the girl time to get dressed after, find her keys, and walk away... in silence. hahaha. good Atmosphere joke.

actually, i would love to shag to Video 5 8 6. it's such an intense song...hmmm...i think that would be fabulous! you've just spawned a new fantasy! Sex 5 8 6!

31 Mar 2003, 08:30

Who actually goes to the effort of putting on a CD let alone spending any time thinking about what to play? C'mon let's get it on!

31 Mar 2003, 08:32

I wouldn't know. She screams too loud 4 me to hear! (HE! HE!) The first four tracks on SUBSTANCE. They all rock!! CEREMONY builds to a guitar filled chorus, which gets me going, followed by the electronic EVERYTHINGS GONE GREEN, obviously TEMPTATION is a great song to shag to anyway, finished with BLUE MONDAY.

EVERYTIME!!! Give it a try my friends!!!

31 Mar 2003, 08:34

Originally posted by Grahame Ferguson Who actually goes to the effort of putting on a CD let alone spending any time thinking about what to play? C'mon let's get it on!

Try it amigo! Gets the fluids burning & the sexual tension rising! (Im getting turned on just thinking about it!)

31 Mar 2003, 10:50

Dubbia says:

"Don't do it" ;)

31 Mar 2003, 12:09

Turn the Heater On

31 Mar 2003, 18:04

The Perfect Kiss Substance version... It just builds and builds...

The good thing about it is you can put it on repeat and the intensity never stops... :sex:

(Been waiting to use that one...)

31 Mar 2003, 22:22

Originally posted by Lady 21 The Perfect Kiss Substance version... It just builds and builds...The good thing about it is you can put it on repeat and the intensity never stops... :sex: (Been waiting to use that one...)

oooh. very true. :)

31 Mar 2003, 22:33

what is this sex thing that you lot go on about??? is it fun??? :shrug:

31 Mar 2003, 22:51

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin what is this sex thing that you lot go on about??? is it fun???

yep.

1 Apr 2003, 03:07

I can't remember.....

1 Apr 2003, 03:16

Wow you guys.. I pop every album/compilation into my stereo in order of release. I usually finish shortly after disk 2 of Retro. Ha, kidding. I don't know, I like Movement.

1 Apr 2003, 03:24

Originally posted by Razed In A New Division Of Agony Wow you guys.. I pop every album/compilation into my stereo in order of release. I usually finish shortly after disk 2 of Retro. Ha, kidding. I don't know, I like Movement.

The question was about shagging not wanking :p

1 Apr 2003, 04:34

You should all spend more time trying to push the right buttons rather than working out what yer playlist is gonna be!!!!

When I get a bird up the road Joy Division is the furthest thing from my mind.

"Awright luv, how about a bit of 'Dead Souls' to get ya in the mood" C'mon!

3 Apr 2003, 15:29

Originally posted by Benny's Cobweb Eyes > Originally posted by Razed In A New Division Of Agony> Wow you guys.. I pop every album/compilation into my stereo in order of release. I usually finish shortly after disk 2 of Retro. Ha, kidding. I don't know, I like Movement.

The question was about shagging not wanking :p ZING!