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Just as we were informed that Steps were to cover Blue Monday(!!!!), Mixmag placed the BM at No 8 in their top 100 dance songs ever. The top 10 also contained Unfinshed Sympathy, Born Slippy, Cafe del Mar etc.

It is interesting to note that almost 20 years after it was released, BM still appears to be attracting attention in one way or another, even if to most of us that track is not their finest moment.

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It might not be their finest moment Phil but it was THE defining moment of the 80's!! :smoking:

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That's the one where they really staked their claim to fame. Never mind the shitty shitty cover versions designed to ruin it, Blue Monday's just got more endurance than most Eighties tracks.

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 That's the one where they really staked their claim to fame. Never mind the shitty shitty cover versions designed to ruin it, Blue Monday's just got more endurance than most Eighties tracks.

That's because, to this day, it still sounds fuckin amazing in a club! :smoking:

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Originally posted by Muffy > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> That's the one where they really staked their claim to fame. Never mind the shitty shitty cover versions designed to ruin it, Blue Monday's just got more endurance than most Eighties tracks.

That's because, to this day, it still sounds fuckin amazing in a club! :smoking:

But did any of you like the 1988 Quincy Jones re-mix? (remember 1988? How many GODAWFUL completely pointless '88 remixes came out that year?) Or the 1995 Hardfloor mixes? Pray do tell......

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I think Orgy based their *god-awful* cover on the 88 one, based on the fact that the vocals come in a lot sooner than the original (Also, I'd be willing to bet the 88 was pared down slightly, for more airplay, you see). I like it a lot, the video for that has to be one of my favorites. I still crakc up when Barney's hit on the head by that tennis ball. Unscripted Moments That Make Comedy History, that one.

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Originally posted by phil Just as we were informed that Steps were to cover Blue Monday(!!!!), Mixmag placed the BM at No 8 in their top 100 dance songs ever. The top 10 also contained Unfinshed Sympathy, Born Slippy, Cafe del Mar etc. It is interesting to note that almost 20 years after it was released, BM still appears to be attracting attention in one way or another, even if to most of us that track is not their finest moment.

What else did it contain,I buy Muzik who I'm sure did one about a year or so back. Presumably the 'Cafe Del Mar' mentioned is the 'Energy 52' Track of that name, not the earlier,superior and rather more apt 'Mental Generation' one,populist bastards!

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Was of course Energy52's Cafe Del Mar.Great tune that one, probably my fave of all time. There was some other great tunes in tat list..Unfinshed Symphony, Sasha's Expander, Leftfield's Song of Life...great list...

I saw Darren Emerson (ex Underworld) do a great 'funky house' DJ set at the End in London, and finished the whole set with Blue Monday...worked brilliantly and got the best reception of the night...not bad for a tune from '83

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I think Orgy based their *god-awful* cover on the 88 one, based on the fact that the vocals come in a lot sooner than the original (Also, I'd be willing to bet the 88 was pared down slightly, for more airplay, you see). I like it a lot, the video for that has to be one of my favorites. I still crakc up when Barney's hit on the head by that tennis ball. Unscripted Moments That Make Comedy History, that one.

Oh come Tabs, it's not Barney who deserves special mention....what about the TRUE STAR of that video... ...the incredibly talented ACROBATIC DOG???? GOTCHA!!!!!!!

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Was of course Energy52's Cafe Del Mar.Great tune that one

have to say,i hate it. seems to have been the template for every cheesy trance-by-numbers tune of the last 5 years...

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Blue Monday never ceases to amaze me. As a fan for years, I have grown to, not dislike the track, but have certainly become bored with it, as Im sure NO themselves are.

As lots of you know, I'm a teacher and when the pupils ask me what bands I like , and I say New Order, the response is usually a blank face (except for a few 6th Formers who have developed decent musical tastes). I inevitably end up singing Blue Monday to them, and within a few bars they usually join in, even the really young ones, ie:11 year olds.

It may be a track that has been over played to us, but for "outsiders" it still remains a total classic. Nice to know that most people (ie, the ones who haven't been blessed with the outstanding musical tastes of us lot) can still appreciate a cracking toon when they hear it.

As for other stuff, Underworld's Born Slippy is a stormer! I have vague memories of being totally off my face on my 21st birthday in a club dancing like a lunatic, shouting "lager lager" and generally misbehaving.....not like me at all...... oh, those were the days....

Liv :angel:

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BM original is a classic. BM '88 was shit. It didn't do the original justice. BM '95 was even worse.

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When I read this topic, I expected people to come up with their own lists of who are the best singles of all time, and it scared me off, because I couldn't come up with a list -- it's nearly impossible! I'd have to consider everything from DISCO to House, trance and pure techno.

I'd have to consider artists like Donna Summer (how could you do without her in such category?), Madonna, New Order, Depeche Mode, Men Without Hats (!!!), a whole load of one hit wonders, Technotronic, Captain Hollywood Project, Haddaway, SNAP (!!!), and a lot of the most recent crap.

One of the songs I would choose would be Desire by Roni Griffith, and another one would be Bizarre Love Triangle (BEFORE BLUE MONDAY !!!) -- as a matter of fact, I clearly remember someone describing, if not a member of New Order, Bizarre Love Triangle as being the ULTIMATE DANCE RECORD.

Seb.

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('Round&Round'albumversion)

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Originally posted by velocity girl Was of course Energy52's Cafe Del Mar.Great tune that one

have to say,i hate it. seems to have been the template for every cheesy trance-by-numbers tune of the last 5 years...

Boring tune till about the 7th minute. But then WHAT an ending! Classic track, and very enduring.

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I think the whole point is its meant to be a bit boring up to that point...builds the tension!

Cheesey trance in itself itsn't bad music..it's just when it became so overexposed and had shit cash ins like Alice Deejay that it became a problem.

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Storm - Time to burn

This IS the best dance song ever.

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Facsy...youre jesting right?

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IMO the best dance album is of all-time is 'Leftism' by Leftfield and my favourite dance track is the NUXX mix of 'Dark and Long' that was the B-side to 'Born Slippy'.

This year the best dance song I've heard was 'Touch Me' by Rui Da Silva. Always thought the 'Touched by the Hand of God' mix on The Rest of album was immense as well.

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Zico, your right. Dark and Long ruled. Far far better than Born Slippy.

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs Facsy...youre jesting right?

Yep, but only just...

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Sandstorm Time to burn Adagio for strings Voices Skydive It`s my turn Sssh... Listen FireWire The Vision

... Just off the top of me head, these are the best dance songs of the last year. (I know some are v. old)

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Originally posted by zico IMO the best dance album is of all-time is 'Leftism' by Leftfield and my favourite dance track is the NUXX mix of 'Dark and Long' that was the B-side to 'Born Slippy'.

Indeed, a classic but thought that Rhythm and Stealth (was it?) thing was unlistenable. Played it once, never again.

Paul Oakenfold's "Goa Mix" - simply the best 2hrs of dance in the 90's. Dunno why it's called a 'Mix' though - not one track is mixed. Everything is faded in then out, or simply stopped and started. No rocket science thing whatosver.

Best tune of recent years - Binary Finary / 1998/9. Had this one blairing at as the new millenium took hold. Cheesey but suitable for the moment.

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs I think the whole point is its meant to be a bit boring up to that point...builds the tension!

A better track is Gouryella by DJ Tiesto. Absolutely nails were Cafe del Mar just limps along. Similar build up at the end though.

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by zico> IMO the best dance album is of all-time is 'Leftism' by Leftfield and my favourite dance track is the NUXX mix of 'Dark and Long' that was the B-side to 'Born Slippy'.>

Indeed, a classic but thought that Rhythm and Stealth (was it?) thing was unlistenable. Played it once, never again.

Paul Oakenfold's "Goa Mix" - simply the best 2hrs of dance in the 90's. Dunno why it's called a 'Mix' though - not one track is mixed. Everything is faded in then out, or simply stopped and started. No rocket science thing whatosver.

Best tune of recent years - Binary Finary / 1998/9. Had this one blairing at as the new millenium took hold. Cheesey but suitable for the moment.

Oh yes... forgot about Binary Finary as well 1998/1999/2000

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The best version of Cafe Del Mar is the remix around '98..can't f**kin' remember who did it though. Gouryella was decent. Binary Finary was cool..no need to keep remixing it though..

Facsy your erring just a bit cheeswards there mate..

my top few of the last 2 years or so would be

Expander, Scorchio (Sasha+Emerson), Adagio for strings, Finished Symphony (Hybrid), Out of COntrol (Chems), Mercury And Solace (BT). All great bits of music

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I think Orgy based their *god-awful* cover on the 88 one, based on the fact that the vocals come in a lot sooner than the original (Also, I'd be willing to bet the 88 was pared down slightly, for more airplay, you see). I like it a lot, the video for that has to be one of my favorites. I still crakc up when Barney's hit on the head by that tennis ball. Unscripted Moments That Make Comedy History, that one.

heard in an interview with stephen morris (i think) that they stuck loads of things in that mix thining that they would be removed in the edit, but they were all left in, so not pared down at all!

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs The best version of Cafe Del Mar is the remix around '98..can't f**kin' remember who did it though. Gouryella was decent. Binary Finary was cool..no need to keep remixing it though..Facsy your erring just a bit cheeswards there mate..my top few of the last 2 years or so would beExpander, Scorchio (Sasha+Emerson), Adagio for strings, Finished Symphony (Hybrid), Out of COntrol (Chems), Mercury And Solace (BT). All great bits of music

Higher State of Consciousness by Josh Wink is a classic as well. I forgot about Adagio of Strings which is also the bees knees. The original classical tune was used in the Elephant Man if I remember rightly. Always wondered what happened to the Elephant Man. Made that one great film and never heard from him again. A sad waste of talent.

OK, I'll get me coat.

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Love Stimulation by Humate,the PVD mixes. Awsome.

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:nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono: Don't want to come across as all superior here but there's some dodgy taste exhibited on this thread.

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Name a few of your faves then Ian.....

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"...house nation, house nation, h-h-h-house nation..."

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Originally posted by chris p Love Stimulation by Humate,the PVD mixes. Awsome.

I have to fully agree with this statement. Paul Van Dyk's remix of 'Love Stimulation' is one of the best dance tune ever.

BTW, I liked Moby's "Go" as well - I think it's older, circa 1991..

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Don't want to come across as all superior here but there's some dodgy taste exhibited on this thread.

im with you ian. apart from "expander", "scorchio" and "dark and long", theres been nothing mentioned that i rate. reads like a judge jules set list.. fac21 in particular, you list scares me mate. being from ulster i imagine youre familiar with the term "steekybeats".. in recent years i reckon tracks from the techno and prog house side of things have far outclassed the trance..apart from maybe art of trances "madagascar"..

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SABRES OF PARADISE-SMOKEBELCH II ONE DOVE-WHITE LOVE(SLAM MIXES) ONE DOVE-FALLEN ONE DOVE-EVERYTHING THEY EVER DID ACTUALLY FSOL-PAPUA NEW GUINEA GAT DECOR-PASSION(NOT THE CHEESY VOCAL MIXES) FIRE ISLAND-FIRE ISLAND FARLEY AND HELLER-ULTRA FLAVA(AGAIN NOT THE LATER VOCAL MIXES)THOUGH I HAVE A FANTASTIC VERSION WITH AN ACAPELLA OVER IT. MAN 2 MAN MEET MAN PARISH-MALE STRIPPER BOCCA JUNIORS-RAISE (63 STEPS TO HEAVEN) LIL LOUIS-FRECH KISS A MAN CALLED ADAM-BAREFOOT IN THE HEAD A GUY CALLED GERALD-VOODOO RAY LESS STRESS-STRANGE AND DISTANT MUSIC FUSE-F.U. CHEMICAL BROTHERS-IT DOESN'T MATTER UNDERWORLD-REZ I DID LIST SOME MORE RECENT FAVES UNDER THE SINGLE OF THE YEAR THREAD.

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Originally posted by velocity girl Don't want to come across as all superior here but there's some dodgy taste exhibited on this thread. im with you ian. apart from "expander", "scorchio" and "dark and long", theres been nothing mentioned that i rate. reads like a judge jules set list..fac21 in particular, you list scares me mate. being from ulster i imagine youre familiar with the term "steekybeats"..in recent years i reckon tracks from the techno and prog house side of things have far outclassed the trance..apart from maybe art of trances "madagascar"..

Oh, you mean as in... "Get them fockin` steeeky beeets aaaf myyy radio te fock"

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I'll change it slightly to make it a bit cooler then...

Out of Control (Sasha's Club Mix) Mercury and SOlace (Breeder Mix)

Finished Symphony is a classic track...I would personally class that as Prog or maybe Progressive breakbeat. Barbers' is a bit cheese but it's still an excellent uplifting trance tune.

I've got quite a few Progressive/Techno compiliations, and though I do like them a lot, I'd be hard pushed to name any 'classic' tunes off them

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Hey, i`m only 18 you know, I can be a steek in Northern Ireland for another 27 Years!!!

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Originally posted by Ian Shimmin SABRES OF PARADISE-SMOKEBELCH IIONE DOVE-WHITE LOVE(SLAM MIXES)ONE DOVE-FALLENONE DOVE-EVERYTHING THEY EVER DID ACTUALLYFSOL-PAPUA NEW GUINEAGAT DECOR-PASSION(NOT THE CHEESY VOCAL MIXES)FIRE ISLAND-FIRE ISLANDFARLEY AND HELLER-ULTRA FLAVA(AGAIN NOT THE LATER VOCAL MIXES)THOUGH I HAVE A FANTASTIC VERSION WITH AN ACAPELLA OVER IT.MAN 2 MAN MEET MAN PARISH-MALE STRIPPERBOCCA JUNIORS-RAISE (63 STEPS TO HEAVEN)LIL LOUIS-FRECH KISSA MAN CALLED ADAM-BAREFOOT IN THE HEADA GUY CALLED GERALD-VOODOO RAYLESS STRESS-STRANGE AND DISTANT MUSICFUSE-F.U.CHEMICAL BROTHERS-IT DOESN'T MATTERUNDERWORLD-REZI DID LIST SOME MORE RECENT FAVES UNDER THE SINGLE OF THE YEAR THREAD.

Fair 'nuff-good selection...not many from the last year or two though..

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AGREE WITH SCORCHIO AS A RECENT CLASSIC, MORE NUGGETS FROM RECENT YEARS,I AM GETTING A BIT OLD FOR ALL THIS CLUBBING LARK THOUGH. UBU-PIXELS DUB TRIBE SOUNDSYSTEM-DO IT NOW BROTHER BROWN-UNDER THE WATER BETH ORTON-CENTRAL RESERVATION PEACE DIVISION-FEEL MY DRUMS(LOTTIES VOGUE) TRANCETTERS-ROACHES UNDERGROUND SOUND OF LISBON-THE LIGHTS WILLIAM ORBIT-WATER FROM A VINE LEAF(BELATED FROM THE CLASSICS LIST)

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Okay... I used to love QFX, Ultra-Sonic, Binman, Paddy Frazer, Neil Irwin, Phil C, and DJ Trix... and I went to 'Circus Circus' once.

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recent classics(to name but a few)- saints and sinners-pushing too hard(futureshock mix) pete heller/stylus trouble-sputnik dave clark -compass the man with the red face- laurent garnier firefly - supernatural funk dvoid - to ya waistline halo varga - future (16b mix) thermobee and statosphere- stoned trance sonorous - glass garden ian wilkie - guten morgan xpress 2- ac-dc " " - musicism mekon- whats going on timo maas - ubik

all time classics- mr fingers - u can feel it gat decor- passion(naked mix) jam and spoon -stella fsol - papa new guinea jaco - show some love(dub mix) age of love - age of love derrick may - strings of life dave clark - red 2 sasha(don`t forget charlie may)- expander stakker humanoid - humanoid (especially the plump djs remix) loveland - let the music lift u up coldcut - people hold on joey beltram - enery flash a guy called gerald - voodoo ray x press 2 - music express spooky - little bullit joe smooth - promised land

and loads more that i can`t remember off the top of my head

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Velocity girl....than is a fine, fine selection of tunes

Expander apparently was originally a 'Spooky'(not NO related BTW) riff apparently...So all dues to Mr May

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As stated earlier, I'm not much into dance, but She's Lost Control should be on anyone's list. It makes me dance (Dead Fly, of course)

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Originally posted by velocity girl Was of course Energy52's Cafe Del Mar.Great tune that one

have to say,i hate it. seems to have been the template for every cheesy trance-by-numbers tune of the last 5 years...

I absolutely fucking HATE trance: why haven't people just moved on?? The same old cheesy shite is till being pumped out at Ministry of Sound, Creamfields, blah blah fucking blah. Best thing they could do to the MOS is to bomb it. Trance is PANTS!! The same clichéd beat ad fucking nauseum: That bloody hi-hat sound! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA- DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA- DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA- DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA- DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA-DIGGA- PISSH!! PISSHH!! PISHH! PISSSH!! PISH-PISH-PISH-PISH-PISH-PISH-PISH-PISH-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-PI-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH! BOOM!-SHH!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! CACK OFF!!

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Here's some more:

House Nation - Housemaster Boyz and the Rude Boyz of House (or whatever they were fucking called!) Pacific State - 808 State Little Bullet - Spooky Belfast - Orbital Halycon - Orbital Colourbox World Cup Theme - Colourbox Loud Minority - UFO Tour de France - Kraftwerk The Message - Grandmaster Flash Bug Powder Dust - Bomb The Bass Music sounds better with you - Stardust Electric Guitar - Fluke Horizons - LTJ Bukem Carino - T-Coy Si Firmir O'Grido - ACR Diamond Dove - Electribe 101 Ain't nothin going on but the rent - Gwen Guthrie La vie en rose - Grace Jones Papua New Guinea - FSOL Voodoo Ray - A Guy Called Gerald Safe from harm - Massive Attack Starsky & Hutch - JTQ Go - Moby

There's just too many...

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martin, i have to admit i was once quite an avid trance fan, but this was about 4 or 5 years ago, before the "wasp trapped in a jar" sound took over. the one positive thing i can say about trance is that its at least a little more tolerable than hard house..

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Originally posted by velocity girl martin, i have to admit i was once quite an avid trance fan, but this was about 4 or 5 years ago, before the "wasp trapped in a jar" sound took over. the one positive thing i can say about trance is that its at least a little more tolerable than hard house..

So you do have empathy then, for my utter disgust and homicidal loathing of this utter fetid cack that pollutes every shop, every boutique, every FcDonalds, every internet café on a Saturday, every goddamn square inch of public space in fact - Fucking Kiddy rave shite: you have to agree it's reached a nadir of nadirs: how much more barrel scraping can they come up with? You're dead right about those ubiquitous " wasp in a jam jar" keyboards - they always reminded me of fucking kazoos actually (now there's a nice derogatory put-down guaranteed to turn any eurocheese worshipper off...I hope!!) I don't know if you hated it as much as me, but, two summers ago, - and even to this day - when I hear that piece of tosscheese by ATB "9 PM (WHEN YOU DIE)" or whatever it was called - I just want to stab somebody. THAT was how much that kind of shit bugged me. Soulless, repetitive, cretinous, lowest-common-denominator identikit processed pap that just insults the intelligence. The ultimate aural placebo for the braindead cerebrally-unchallenged masses.

Everytime I see those fuckin Mark-Goodier-voice-overed ads on telly: "NOW DANCE 2002 386!!!" 'TRANCE-ARSE 2001!!" "CLUB IBIZA ANTHEMS NO. 98866" "THE BEST TRANCE MIX ALBUM IN THE WORLD...EVER 12,002"

It just makes me want to take an axe to the box....and then to a bone-headed baseball-capped twatty raver's head. :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent: :\puke:

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Oh SHIT!! I meant "cerebrally-CHALLENGED " masses...... freudian slip. Sorry.

Anyway, I'm still fumin' :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent: :violent:

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wow, martin , there`s such passion in your hatred, and rightly so.

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youre not alone martin. its pretty soul destroying stuff, even in the club environment its impossible to feel anything but disgust for a lot of this music. and trust me ive been put through my paces, having been dragged to see to see everyone from judge jules to fergie to the biggest tosspot of them all, alex p, and all i can say is thank fuck for the drugs.

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Hey, i`m only 18 you know, I can be a steek in Northern Ireland for another 27 Years!!! fac21, just out of curiosity, where in this fine province of ours, do you reside?

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Originally posted by velocity girl youre not alone martin. its pretty soul destroying stuff, even in the club environment its impossible to feel anything but disgust for a lot of this music. and trust me ive been put through my paces, having been dragged to see to see everyone from judge jules to fergie to the biggest tosspot of them all, alex p, and all i can say is thank fuck for the drugs.

VG, once again you are spot on. Fergie needs to die. As does Jules. Alex P is to be honest, the worst DJ I've ever seen live, and that includes Oakey. Brandon Block is also a complete tosser. Hard House is the devils music.

I do admit to liking some trance...but bear with me....not the shite Alice Deejay, Castles in the Sky shite, but more progressive or 'tech' trance. Afterall Bedrock/Sasha/Nick Warren etc. could be labelled as being trance DJ's and they're all great.

Best Dj at the moment though is Darren EMerson. Check him out if you like funky house with a bit of a tech edge. His last 2 Global Underground mixes were fuckin' wikkid, and he is easily the best DJ I've seen live this year

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Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by velocity girl> youre not alone martin. its pretty soul destroying stuff, even in the club environment its impossible to feel anything but disgust for a lot of this music. and trust me ive been put through my paces, having been dragged to see to see everyone from judge jules to fergie to the biggest tosspot of them all, alex p, and all i can say is thank fuck for the drugs.

Harsh words. There would be no Darren Emerson without Alex P, Brandon and Oaky. Respect your elders, Seb!

VG, once again you are spot on. Fergie needs to die. As does Jules. Alex P is to be honest, the worst DJ I've ever seen live, and that includes Oakey. Brandon Block is also a complete tosser. Hard House is the devils music.

I do admit to liking some trance...but bear with me....not the shite Alice Deejay, Castles in the Sky shite, but more progressive or 'tech' trance. Afterall Bedrock/Sasha/Nick Warren etc. could be labelled as being trance DJ's and they're all great.

Best Dj at the moment though is Darren EMerson. Check him out if you like funky house with a bit of a tech edge. His last 2 Global Underground mixes were fuckin' wikkid, and he is easily the best DJ I've seen live this year

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OK I was a bit harsh on Oakey, coz I know he's an important Dj and has done some good stuff...my opinion was based solely on watching him do a set at Clapham common earlier this year and it was dire-but then he was playing to about 30,000 people at the time.

Alex P though.....Grrrrrr..

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I can't believe this thread has gone on for so long without anyone mentioning the greatest dance record EVER. I am referring of course to Agadoo by Black Lace.

Seriously though - no Mantronix ?

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Or Shannon ?

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i love shannons "let the music play"; its a shame so much pre-house dance music is overlooked these days. another brilliant track, man parrishs "hip hop be bop(dont stop)", also carly simons "why", the ultimate balearic classic imo.

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mory kantes 'yeke yeke' was also a balearic classic. Did like that one a lot

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Originally posted by velocity girl another brilliant track, man parrishs "hip hop be bop(dont stop)"

Ya gotta love those Miami Vice drums

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Ya gotta love those Miami Vice drums

those "those crap 80s drumbeats" as my wee sister calls them; a fine period detail if you ask me..

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Originally posted by Mr Disco "...house nation, house nation, h-h-h-house nation..."

YEAH! The House Master Boyz and The Rude Boy of House!

In the same trend: Can U Dance...

dance-dance-dan-dan-dance...... can CAn YOU? dance!

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Originally posted by Mr Disco Here's some more:Halycon - OrbitalGo - Moby

Great choices!

For Halcyon, would you then also be considering A Fine Day by Opus III, since Halcyon is based at 70% on that song? I think it was a nice dance single.

Also, I guess we'd have to consider ROBERT MILES with Children -- I was sick of that song because I heard it sooooo many times, but you have to give the guy credit.

Seb.

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Originally posted by velocity girl i love shannons "let the music play"; its a shame so much pre-house dance music is overlooked these days. another brilliant track, man parrishs "hip hop be bop(dont stop)", also carly simons "why", the ultimate balearic classic imo.

Once again, we're on the same wavelength: Shannon "Let me Music Play"..... Respect Due!! What a riff!! What a song!! (Her LP is ace too - one of my most palyed ever at the time of its release - 1984) And UNBELIEVABLY, somebody else who remembers Man Parrish !! - probably one of the pioneers of early electro-hip-hop. Cooo...your impeccable taste heartens me V.G. :happy:

Now, any body else remember "Wild Style" by Timezone (pre-Afrikka Bambaataa but that is no disrespect to the latter?) ?

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Originally posted by Sébastien Boisvert

Also, I guess we'd have to consider ROBERT MILES with Children -- I was sick of that song because I heard it sooooo many times, but you have to give the guy credit.

Seb.

You cannot be serious.......!!

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Originally posted by Martin Gray > Originally posted by Muffy> > > > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> > That's the one where they really staked their claim to fame. Never mind the shitty shitty cover versions designed to ruin it, Blue Monday's just got more endurance than most Eighties tracks.>

That's because, to this day, it still sounds fuckin amazing in a club! :smoking:

But did any of you like the 1988 Quincy Jones re-mix? (remember 1988? How many GODAWFUL completely pointless '88 remixes came out that year?) Or the 1995 Hardfloor mixes? Pray do tell......

I think that those mixes, Shellshock and Brutal are the only mistakes New Order have ever made.

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Originally posted by Martin Gray > Originally posted by velocity girl> i love shannons "let the music play"; its a shame so much pre-house dance music is overlooked these days. another brilliant track, man parrishs "hip hop be bop(dont stop)", also carly simons "why", the ultimate balearic classic imo.

Once again, we're on the same wavelength: Shannon "Let me Music Play"..... Respect Due!! What a riff!! What a song!! (Her LP is ace too - one of my most palyed ever at the time of its release - 1984) And UNBELIEVABLY, somebody else who remembers Man Parrish !! - probably one of the pioneers of early electro-hip-hop. Cooo...your impeccable taste heartens me V.G. :happy:

Now, any body else remember "Wild Style" by Timezone (pre-Afrikka Bambaataa but that is no disrespect to the latter?) ?

FUCK ME!! NewOrder type muso's into old skool electro ?!! Wild Style and the GrandPapy of hip-hop? Well blow me home boys and fly girls, there is hope in this world.

One word though- Hashim.

(Shit, I am impressed. Whatever next) :cool:

Only the truly wise and powerful can conquer the power of Darkness

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Now, any body else remember "Wild Style" by Timezone

martin, i think i know this one...its got a bit that goes "so funky no junkies, so funky no bombs"..am i right? or am i thinking of someting else?

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Originally posted by Jaswinder Jassal > Originally posted by Martin Gray> > > > Originally posted by velocity girl> > i love shannons "let the music play"; its a shame so much pre-house dance music is overlooked these days. another brilliant track, man parrishs "hip hop be bop(dont stop)", also carly simons "why", the ultimate balearic classic imo.>

Once again, we're on the same wavelength: Shannon "Let me Music Play"..... Respect Due!! What a riff!! What a song!! (Her LP is ace too - one of my most palyed ever at the time of its release - 1984) And UNBELIEVABLY, somebody else who remembers Man Parrish !! - probably one of the pioneers of early electro-hip-hop. Cooo...your impeccable taste heartens me V.G. :happy:

Now, any body else remember "Wild Style" by Timezone (pre-Afrikka Bambaataa but that is no disrespect to the latter?) ?

FUCK ME!! NewOrder type muso's into old skool electro ?!! Wild Style and the GrandPapy of hip-hop? Well blow me home boys and fly girls, there is hope in this world.

One word though- Hashim.

(Shit, I am impressed. Whatever next) :cool:

Only the truly wise and powerful can conquer the power of Darkness

Yep....you read it right here......... Respect Y'all!!!

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Originally posted by velocity girl Now, any body else remember "Wild Style" by Timezone

martin, i think i know this one...its got a bit that goes "so funky no junkies, so funky no bombs"..am i right? or am i thinking of someting else?

Could be....or could be the later "World Destruction" featuring John Lydon......thing is, although the music was simply A-W-E-S-O-M-E, I was far too caned off my face to notice the trifling little issue of "lyrics"!!! rule number one for me was always: FORGET THE MESSAGE - JUST LUXURIATE IN THAT WONDERFUL NOISE!!!! (I do that all the time with many NO songs anyway!!)

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Originally posted by Jaswinder Jassal One word though- Hashim.

Indeed, Hashim. "Al Naafiysh", simply the greatest dance record ever made, IMHO. Sends shivers up me spine the same way "Ceremony" does. Thought most people here would be too young to remember it?

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No way ! I remember seeing the video for it on The Tube and being blown away - and while we're on a hip-hop tip, could someone please back me up on Mantronix - Scream and Who Is It are just fantastic

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Originally posted by Ken Brough No way ! I remember seeing the video for it on The Tube and being blown away - and while we're on a hip-hop tip, could someone please back me up on Mantronix - Scream and Who Is It are just fantastic

Ah yes.The pleasures of a mis spent youth.All those early Streetsounds albums,before they got crap.Trying to body pop,badly.Afrika Bambata's "Looking for the Perfect Beat" and "Renegades of Funk". I feel a head spinning sensation coming on.Then as with everything ,watered down crap such as Break Machine came out. ;) Mantronix was awsome.

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while we`re on the topic of electro classics, has anyone heard the recent perfecto mix of "planet rock"? its a nasty piece of work.

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Anything on Perfecto is likely to be nasty. 'Bullet in the Gun' anyone?

Is this new version of the Arthur Baker compilation? I was toying with the idea of buying it

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I never understood the fuss about "Bullet In The Gun" - especially that Rabbit thingy mix. Absolute boe-lax. Lots of people seemed to like it though. And I never understood that whole "Perfecto FC" thang - seems to dumb-down dance muzak somewhat by giving it a 'label'. Still think Oaky's God, mind. He played the Gallery at Turnmills for the first time in ages 2 weeks back and even the members queue was 3hrs long. A class act on his day.

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Originally posted by velocity girl Hey, i`m only 18 you know, I can be a steek in Northern Ireland for another 27 Years!!! fac21, just out of curiosity, where in this fine province of ours, do you reside?

Bangor

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Originally posted by Allen Jarvis I never understood the fuss about "Bullet In The Gun" - especially that Rabbit thingy mix. Absolute boe-lax. Lots of people seemed to like it though. And I never understood that whole "Perfecto FC" thang - seems to dumb-down dance muzak somewhat by giving it a 'label'. Still think Oaky's God, mind. He played the Gallery at Turnmills for the first time in ages 2 weeks back and even the members queue was 3hrs long. A class act on his day.

Do you go to Turnmills a lot Jarvo? Bit of a regular down there myself. I think Oakeys problem is he aims to be a bit too commercial nowadays, and fair play to him because he's earnt the right to do it. I just wouldn't choose to watch him now.

Tall Paul, Nick Warren, Sister Bliss, Jody Wiesternhof and Sander kleinenburg have been the best DJ's I've seen recently at Turnmills.

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Originally posted by velocity girl while we`re on the topic of electro classics, has anyone heard the recent perfecto mix of "planet rock"? its a nasty piece of work.

ME AND WOR LASS WERE WATCHING WOR TELE AND ON COMES THAT OAKENFOLD'S "planet rock" REMIX, WOR LASS GANS "THAT SOONDS REET GOOD":CONFUSED: I'VE SAID,"NAH WAY,I'M NOT HAVIN THAT, IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL WITH A BIT OF THE BIG BROTHER THEME ADDED" SO I'VE GETTEN IT OOT AND PUT IT ON AND YA NAR WHAT SHE'S GAN "YAR REET" AN ANOTHER THING,WHY'S HE BIN PLAYIN' THAT 'BULLET IN THE GUN' FOR ABOOT 3 YEARS? CONSUMMATE BUSINESSMAN??

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Just reminded me sen of a reet classic. Taja Savelle-Love is contageous

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Do you go to Turnmills a lot Jarvo? Bit of a regular down there myself. I think Oakeys problem is he aims to be a bit too commercial nowadays, and fair play to him because he's earnt the right to do it. I just wouldn't choose to watch him now.Tall Paul, Nick Warren, Sister Bliss, Jody Wiesternhof and Sander kleinenburg have been the best DJ's I've seen recently at Turnmills. im a bit of a turnmills fan myself...although i havent been there for a while (not living in england anymore u see). the gallery nights are great (although erring a little on the commercial side as you said) but the headstartz techno nights are amazing...and there`s a lot of talent there too

ps sander kleinberg is a fucking fantastic dj imo

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ah fac 21, north down, the hub of gracious living. i`m a holywood girl meeself.

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Originally posted by velocity girl Do you go to Turnmills a lot Jarvo?

Used to live in there about 3/4 years ago - literally - but temper it a lot more nowadays. You ever been to D-Pressure? You get a big crowd of Gallery regulars in there.

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I haven't mate-I do like the Turnmills crowd though so I might check it out.

Don't think theres as much petrol in the tank as there used to be coz I can only handle it about once a month nowadays-and generally the Gallery nights on Friday so I get an extra day to recover!

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Yeah, D-Pressure is a Saturday, so not much chance to recover at all. Though it is an earlier finish, although the after-party usually drags on for hours. Miss caning it as much as I used to at Turnies, then wandering off to Tinseltown till midday talking utter boe-lax. Steve Lee was always the best DJ down there - no fancy mixes, just big chooons for the nutters on the graveyard shift.

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yeah Trying to be more responsible these days. I was reminiscing the other day that when I met my missus about this time last year I'd been up for about 50something hours and still looked presentable. Nowadays If I'm not wrapped up in bed by 4 I'm fucked for the whole of the next week...

Steve Lee's still resident down there. Top Jock.

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Originally posted by velocity girl ah fac 21, north down, the hub of gracious living. i`m a holywood girl meeself.

I heard today that "Circus Circus" may be re-opening in Banbridge... That place had more guns/drugs than the Hac ever could!! Have you ever been? It`s insane.

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I heard today that "Circus Circus" may be re-opening in Banbridge... That place had more guns/drugs than the Hac ever could!! Have you ever been? It`s insane.

carl cox, summer of 1993, circus circus.. one of my best nights ever. i was only 15, so had to tell my parents quite a few little white lies, but i managed to get away with it :) as for the place reopening; it got such a bad press that i cant imagine the local council being too keen on the idea. werent the owners involved in a huge drugs seizure?

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Originally posted by velocity girl I heard today that "Circus Circus" may be re-opening in Banbridge... That place had more guns/drugs than the Hac ever could!! Have you ever been? It`s insane.

carl cox, summer of 1993, circus circus.. one of my best nights ever. i was only 15, so had to tell my parents quite a few little white lies, but i managed to get away with it :) as for the place reopening; it got such a bad press that i cant imagine the local council being too keen on the idea. werent the owners involved in a huge drugs seizure?

I got my first BJ at Circus Circus, whilst wiped out... I`ll never forget it!

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Cheers for that Facsy

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ewww..fac 21, we did not need to know that. circus circus shut down years ago..you must of started the clubbing lark same age as me or even younger (i was 13).

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PHASE II-KEEP ON REACHIN' :D

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Forgot about.......

Hamilton Bohannan - Lets start the dance

serious tune

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Bassheads-Is there anybody out there?

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PLANET ROCK-AFRIKA BAMBATAA AND THE SOUL SONIC FORCE.

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Originally posted by TR808 Rhythm Composer PLANET ROCK-AFRIKA BAMBATAA AND THE SOUL SONIC FORCE.

Is that it, having read your profile I was expecting something more than one track.

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2 Unlimited Get Ready For This

This was a major turning point in Dance music, very, very, very underrated

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Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Anything by Aqua

Totally agree Barbie Girl....Fantastic or maybe Saturday Night by Whigfield

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Originally posted by Shug 2 Unlimited Get Ready For ThisThis was a major turning point in Dance music, very, very, very underrated

Yeah. Of course. :rolleyes:

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Marty, Marty, Marty if it wasn't for 2 Unlimited, there'd be no Fragma, Gorrilaz, Underworld...need I go on?

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Planet Rock - top tune, but meandering run-of-the mill hogwash without the Kraftwerk sample.

More recent top dance tunes would have to include:

William Orbit - Adagio For Strings (Ferry Corsten Mix) Flute - Barcode Brothers Somewhere Over The Rainbow - Cosmic Gate

But THE all time classic dance track has to be:

Leftfield - Not Forgotten

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wow- i didn't realsie that this thread would produce so mmany responses - learned or otherwise:

As for my all time faves -

DJ Misjah and Tim - access Last rhythm - last rhythm voodoo ray - a guy called gerald Strings of life - rhythm is rhythm dreams - quench leftfield - not forgotten djs rule - get into the music orange lemon - dreams of santa anna perfect motion - sunscreem no other love - blue amazon for what you dream of - bedrock pacific state - 808 state public enemy vs wink - higher state with bring the noise homeboy hippy and a funky dred - total confusion know how - young mc

However my personal classic is

King Bee - back by dope demand

I make no apologies for including no recent stuff - as i have no time for the trancey stuff played today. I dont really go to clubs anymore - so that's probably the reason for my tastes.

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T. Rex - "Get it on" New Order - "Temptation" Joy Division - "She lost control" (12 inch version) Grace Jones - "Nipple to the bottle" Humanoid - "Humanoid" A guy called Gerald - "Voodoo Ray" Ofra Haza - "Im nin alu" The Ukrainians - "Verkovýno" A Certain Ratio - "Do the do"/"Shack up" Happy Mondays - "Hallelujah" De Press - "Boj jo cie ko hom" The Associates - "Tell me it's Easter on Friday" Asian Dub Foundation - "Riddim I like" ClocDva - "4 hours" Cabaret Voltaire" - "Yashar" Propaganda - "Dr. Mabuse" Einstürzende Neubauten/Fad Gadget - "Collapsing new people" K.L.F. - "What time is love?" Wire - "2 people in a room" Faithless - "Insomnia" Yello - "Bostich"

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Fuck me, Phil, have you ever thought of re-titling this thread "THE UNFLUSHABLE TURD - SLIGHT RETURN" ??

Because, just like the eponymous item, it keeps coming back and floating back up to the top, no matter how hard you try to get rid of it: actually that sums up much of the moronic cack that is trance/hard house and eurocheese, so it's actually rather apt, don't you think? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Suẽno Latino-Suẽno Latino

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