Mr. New Order (Poll for female fans)
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Which one of the three "old" members of N.O. is your Mr. New Order? Who do you "love" the most?
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Barney 23 (45%)
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Hooky 7 (14%)
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Stephen 12 (24%)
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I love all of them 5 (10%)
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Can't decide 4 (8%)
51 votes · voting closed
Seems that there are no further females in here - So it's a deal:
You get Barney - I take Hooky.
(Perhaps I can borrow Barney from you once in a while ;) )
When Stephen was asked about the upcoming Joy Division movie a few weeks ago, he said that his part should be played by Rowan Atkinson... ![]()
all 3, each personality comprises what i recognize as new order, i'd not paid much attn to gillian at the time.
The Ostrich Hannett wrote: Steve seems like the one who wouldn't hit his girlfriend as hard as the other two.
Well... I don't really know...
;)
Steven - the guy I had a crush on back in 1985 and the only one who hasn't flirted with me yet and who I have not met yet :D
Yes, I'm still 13 years old when it comes to rock stars
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Interzone wrote:
Yes, I'm still 13 years old when it comes to rock stars
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Who isn't
? But some filmstars make me feel like 13, too...
Interzone wrote: Steven - the only one who hasn't flirted with me yet
What? Barney did flirt with you??? I'm shocked. ![]()
[orange]MA[/orange]YA wrote:
Interzone wrote: Steven - the only one who hasn't flirted with me yet
What? Barney did flirt with you??? I'm shocked.
Yes, but that was 14 years ago!
You can have Barney, just give me Ian.
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And how do I do THAT???
You'd better stick to Barney, chick, cause I don't want you messing up with ... you know .... dead souls. ![]()
j/k-- I don't mess with....."crazy things" and I hope nobody else does for that sake, I just let things happen as they do......;)
To tell you the truth I never found Barney attractive, only early early on ('81 & earlier) The same for Hooky, he used to be good looking.
I was just happy to talk to members of NO. I don't think of the band members in "that way" really, I just like the music. I had a crush on Stephen for a year as a teenager that was it. This thread shouldn't get sillier than it is
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I would go for 4 in a bed with all 3 of then you could write a great compare and contrast report for the site.
Ness wrote: I would go for 4 in a bed with all 3 of then you could write a great compare and contrast report for the site.
OK we're waiting for your article... ![]()
Luciano Merola wrote: PETER YOU ARE THE KING OF BASSES
BY: Luk 07
You sure you got this poll right? ;)
NObabe wrote: I'm not even sure Luciano is a chick!
That's what I tried to indicate cautiously.
But every vote for Hooky is welcome :D
God those pictures are hilarious! Barney is the man in my opinion. Great eyes, great smile, and an enigmatic persona. Thought he was incredibly good-looking in the joy-division days before the blonde and also in the early 90's. He's just so....PERFECT. (sigh) ![]()
Bere wrote:
This one for Hooky
Hooky the Tarzanagram For hire....pays the bills between gigs ![]()
NObabe wrote: You're right, Ron, "IT" is not a soap to be melted away
Well you could have interpreted as, that he has more than enough stamina for all of you.
This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Barney, circa 1985 and in his white disco shorts
any pics of this?
I think i we are baseing the voting on attractiveness it would have to be stephen. He has the best style in new order but what's up with those funny faces in his pictures? Is it like a twitch?
Let Ms. Sarcastic speak:
For every woman's taste there is one bandmember:
1.) Barney the cute one, who arouses maternal instincts. He is recommended for women who like to be chauffeured in sports cars and who don't get sea sick while yachting. Ideal partner for woman who can't dance, because this man makes even the worst dancing look good, whether he dances next to you.
2.) Hooky is Mr. Testosterone. A bearded hairy teddy bear with a certain sense of humor and several tatoos. An adorable drinking buddy and motorcycle fan.
3.) Stephen the silent. Silent waters are deep. He seems to be the intellectual one. But behind the curtains he collects tanks and war items. Does he want to get ready for WW III? Or does he need spare parts for his spaceship, to repair it in order to go home?
You may correct me
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OK girls... It's a tie between Barney and Stephen now...
Did I hear it right in the Jools H.-Performance, that Barney said he wants to be played by Brad Pitt in the upcoming JD-movie?
Bere wrote: OK girls... It's a tie between Barney and Stephen now...
Did I hear it right in the Jools H.-Performance, that Barney said he wants to be played by Brad Pitt in the upcoming JD-movie?
You heard right. He was make a self-depricating joke about himself, but I don't think the audience got that. He has referred to Brad Pitt before when asked about how he felt about the guy who played him in 24 hour party people. Said something like "Both Leonardo De Caprio and Brad Pitt were turned down for the role because they weren't handsome enough." Big ego or not, it shows Barney's not a snob and has a sense of humor about himself.
Personally, I really DON'T think Brad Pitt or Leo are handsome enough. Think De Caprio is a sissy, and Brad Pitt is not my taste either. But I thought the actor who played him in Party People didn't look anything like him, nor was he handsome like Barney. Oh well, nothing like the real thing I guess ![]()
Veronica wrote: Big ego or not, it shows Barney's not a snob and has a sense of humor about himself.
Hooky's humor is better - Jack Palance ![]()
Bere wrote:
1.) Barney the cute one, who arouses maternal instincts. He is recommended for women who like to be chauffeured in sports cars and who don't get sea sick while yachting. Ideal partner for woman who can't dance, because this man makes even the worst dancing look good, whether he dances next to you.
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Ronald Kirsch wrote: Howabout a Mr NOOL poll, now that you've all seen our pics.
I thought about that... ;) But the options are limited to 20... I think there are more male NOOLers than that... (that was diplomatic wasn't it)
I voted for Steve, I think he has gotten better with age. BUt my opinion was formed, as I'm only 16, before I saw him in the 80s. I think he has a fantastic sense of humour, very dry. But then again he's not really in my age group, is he!
Bere wrote: When Stephen was asked about the upcoming Joy Division movie a few weeks ago, he said that his part should be played by Rowan Atkinson...
HaHaHa. Steve was always so egotistical
funny guy
mil wrote: I voted for Steve, I think he has gotten better with age. BUt my opinion was formed, as I'm only 16, before I saw him in the 80s. I think he has a fantastic sense of humour, very dry. But then again he's not really in my age group, is he!
hell yah I agree, thats why i voted for him. although barney was quite delicious in that skinny black tie. but if I could only have one it would be steve. i always go for nerdy looking guys ![]()
Hooky, definately Hooky! He's not really my type and he is much older than me, but he seems to be the wildest one of all! Barney is better looking, I guess, but I don't want my maternal insticts to be aroused by a man and not a baby and I don't like yachts, boats, etc. Steve is ok, but looks too quiet to me...!
I thought the fight was over !?! Well, what can I say about my own choice ? Barney is the singer, I do like Hooky (best bass player of the world anyway), but… :\ohwell:
"Au fait" (by the way)
most people vote for several time, so it's not too late for hooky…
I give him one vote for three !!!
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ef wrote: Barney is better looking, I guess, but I don't want my maternal insticts to be aroused by a man and not a baby
What?
Who is the man & who is the baby? I don't understand.
CuanaD wrote:
ef wrote: Barney is better looking, I guess, but I don't want my maternal insticts to be aroused by a man and not a baby
What?
Who is the man & who is the baby? I don't understand.
Oh, come on, Conrad! Bere wrote that Barney is the kind of guy that arouses maternal instincts. Well, what I'm saying is that I would prefer a baby (a real one, not a 50-year-old one) do that!![]()
ef wrote:
CuanaD wrote:
ef wrote: Barney is better looking, I guess, but I don't want my maternal insticts to be aroused by a man and not a baby
What?
Who is the man & who is the baby? I don't understand.
Oh, come on, Conrad! Bere wrote that Barney is the kind of guy that arouses maternal instincts. Well, what I'm saying is that I would prefer a baby (a real one, not a 50-year-old one) do that!
So, next time, I should read the whole thread first![]()
Awww, I just can't decide between Stephen and Bernard!! I mean, aside from how cute they are, Stephen is a drumming genius and I looove Bernard's voice.
My dear, there is nothing sexier than a good sense of humour, and nothing sexier than a drummer.
Double whammy, easy choice.


