Some years ago a Sultan who had 6 children, all girls began to despair as he had no son and heir. Imagine his joy when one of his wives finally presented him with a son and heir.
Just before his son's 6th birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said,"Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied "Daddy,I would like to have my own airplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his sons 7th birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son,you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get anything for you."
His son replied. "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything half way, his father bought him The Princess Cruise Lines.
Just before his sons 8th birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like to be able to watch cartoons." Not wanting to look a cheapskate, his faterh bought him Disney Studios and their theatres, where he watched all his favourite films.
Just before his sons 9th birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son who was by now realy into the Disney cartoons, replied. "Daddy, I would like a Mickey Mouse outfit." Not wanting to appear tight, his father bought him *Rangers Football Club.
* donates you can add any shite team here of your choosing
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