piss funny for me
To the tune of Copacabana:
His name is Nani Looks Pakistani Cos he is brown about the face Typical of the Asian Race
He'll blow him self to bits His food gives you the shits And he'll close off the Oxford Road, several nights a year
(Chorus) Oh he's Nani, he's Pakistani Our midfield leader and in Al Qaeda He's the Naaaaaaannniiiiiii
From Portugal.......
we're cultured us northern guys.. with an irony the south of England dont get.