Big Man Restless

These are the things that make me happiest:

DJ-ing, veggie food, diet vanilla Coke, fog, Doctor Marten boots, drizzle, Jelly Tots.

Gary Le Strange, Kenneth Williams, Douglas Adams, Derek & Clive, Monty Python, The League Of Gentlemen, Eddie Izzard, The Young Ones / Bottom, Chris Morris, Lee & Herring, The Goodies, Round The Horne, Tony Hancock, George & Mildred,

Carry On films, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ooh You Are Awful, Hammer horrors, Head, This Is Spinal Tap, John Waters, Woody Allen.

The Avengers, Sapphire & Steel, Doctor Who, Farscape, Thunderbirds, The Tomorrow People, Blake’s 7, Six Feet Under, Jason King and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

ABC, Adam & The Ants, The B-52’s, The Beatles, David Bowie, Chic, Clinic, Depeche Mode, Devo, Disco Tex & The Sexolettes, Duran Duran, The Faint, Franz Ferdinand, John Foxx, Gang Of Four, Gary Glitter, Heaven 17, Human League, Japan, Joy Division, Kings Have Long Arms, Kiss, Kissing The Pink, Kraftwerk, Laibach, Lene Lovich, M / Robin Scott, Billy Mackenzie, The Monkees, New Order, Gary Numan, Yoko Ono, OMD, Propaganda / Act / Claudia Brücken, PiL, The Revillos, Roxy Music, Scissor Sisters, Scritti Politti, Shriekback, The Smiths, Soft Cell, Jimmy Somerville, Sparks, The Sweet, Talking Heads, Throbbing Gristle, Ultravox, Visage, Wire, XTC.

Iain M Banks, Dale Peck, Mark Simpson, Tom Hibbert, Terry Pratchett, Jake Arnott.

The following are very bad indeed:

Fish, wasps, bees, mosquitoes, dentists, my postman, overly earnest political bores (left or right wing), religion, the word “husbear”, Timothy Spall, hot weather, Burberry, people who use “LOL”.