the cockmobile:trying to avoid deletion.

for whatever odd reason i thought back to the times a boss of mine has pissed me off.maybe someone has given this a go around in their mind,but not in my style.no one would waste time with trying to build one,but hey,never know. a giant inflatable cock on top of a fucked up clanky van.drive to yer boss' house,with your hoopty van,cock perchedup on the van,with a urine/soap mix of 70/30 in the inflatable cock,a decent pump to spray the somnabitch,...a co-worker of yours strapped to the side of the cock drunk, drive like a whore into the front yard,tearing up the grass,honking yer horn like a madman until the bastard comes out and then when he comes out,spray him at full blast.

i would never do this.it would be unladylike.but would be fun to watch.a drunk strapped to the side of a paenis,yelling....'hail satan',oh he got me started on that one.