http://msnbc.com/news/962424.asp :(
But it still doesn't beat that pizza guy robbing the bank with the bomb locked to his neck Battle Royale-style. Now, unlike that tragic Dizneeland accident, that pizza guy thing was a great new item! So damn weird it makes you wake up in the middle of the night and think, "What the fuck?" 
"And that...is the rest of the story. I'm Paul Harvey...good day!" :p:(
