At last! Legitimate bragging rights! :jump:

Hello friends,

As you may all know by now (because I've said it about 20 freaking times), I've been trying to get myself a niche carved out as a humor writer, following in the grand tradition of Moliere, Voltaire, and whoever that asshole was who wrote "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue". Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have been successful in print (I have an upcoming article in Hitch Magazine, which will be upcoming with either the fall issue or the spring), but my blood lust could not be sated...I had to gain legitimacy by being published on the web. Now, my fine friends, enough of my borderline psychotic bullshit about myself. In other words, Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Link: http://www.theneurotic.com/articles/trevor/cliffsnotes.html

Also feel free to check out my "bio" (click on my name, there it is)

just read it, tabsy. good stuff. i did notice you didn't mention new order once it it, though; that shall have to be remedied. congrats on the publishings and better luck next time on getting paid. :D

TYPO!!!! Running Time: 1 Hour 15 minutes (Ms. Wilson has to take a luch break mid-recording, so there is a thirty-minute gap which has been excised for the special edition DVD) Other than that, a humorous piece of satire that I enjoyed.

Excellent read there TABSY!And is that really YOU in the photo?It just doesn't seem like you.Well done and may your writing career go from strength to strenth.Maybe one day you could write the DEFINITIVE ROCKET manual.:D

enjoyed that very much, particularly the Rushdie bit. surprised that Yanni didn't get a mention ?!? looking forward to the next set of selections

Originally posted by Geri enjoyed that very much, particularly the Rushdie bit. surprised that Yanni didn't get a mention ?!? looking forward to the next set of selections

trust me w/ his next publication he will declare his never-ending love for the Greek love god

Good stuff there Tabsy!!! Charles Nelson Reilly references are always OK by me, which means that I survived seeing him endlessly on the Match Game game show whilst growing up.

Every time I think about Gravity's Rainbow, I think of the MST3k invention exchange where Joel and the bots combine the pastime of reading the back of cereal boxes with books affixed to the box that every young mind should read, resulting in the combo of glueing a copy of said Pynchon tome with some Lucky Charms (Tom Servo: "It's magically obscure!!" )