Drink-O-Meter
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Said i had spent £99,000 and was rated OZZY OSBOURNE.Trouble is i lied about the amount i drank at one time by saying i only went out 3 times a week!Used to be 5-7.Too late now but i have tried to ease up somewhat.Be careful with drink.... 
hey...that thing rated me as Ozzy also....thats not fair...I can still be understood!....I just cant always stand up on my own:D
Homer Simpson. The first part was pretty spot on, where it said I'm starting to worry about the beer belly. 
Apparently I've spent almost $32000. Is that all? Obviously it doesn't take into account the price of drink in Ireland! 
wow....I've supposedly spent $247,520 on the drink...and I'm an Ozzy...but I refuse to believe that I have consumed nearly 62,000 bevvies in my life...
according to this i´m Mother Theresa! but there wasn´t a "one per year" button. so it´s even better than that! 
Originally posted by Grigori Alejo, you need to get out more often!!!
oh, i do get out. the problem is that alcohol doesn´t get IN me! :p
i don´t have a moral question about alcohol. it´s just a matter of taste really. i don´t like alcohol for the same reason i don´t like carrots. i just don´t like the taste! 
so i never had a hangover either. i bet i am the first grown up person you know that NEVER had a hangover in his life! 
hangover? is not what you call the "effects" on the day after drinking a lot? i just looked up in the dictionary and there´s no other word for that... oh, well!
Yes Alejo...that is what it's called...but for some reason...I never get them...
Well...if I overdo the champagne...but that has only happened once...
I am an Ozzy as well, in my 11 years drinking? (more like 13) I have drunk 17,160 pints of lager and spent £42,900
apparently I can buy half of a Ferrari with all the money I spent
£43,000??? Nae chance!
Originally posted by almanso according to this i´m Mother Theresa! but there wasn´t a "one per year" button. so it´s even better than that!
I got the same results. Damn, I gotta start drinking more on the job!
Okay, show of hands by those of you in the customer service industry...how many of you have snuck a beer or something off the shelf for a quick drink away from the prying eyes of the boss? 
Trevor...there was a time when I worked for another company...and we shut down a store that was able to sell the alcohol...after we locked the doors on the final day of business...the store manager took us to the beer cooler, and we all tossed a few back...even the 16 year old courtesy clerk....yikes!!!!
twas a great day!!!
Call me Mother Teresa. No, better call me Ishmael. Seems both my drink intake AND my sex life are now equivalent to that of a decrepit Catholic nun.
Originally posted by Grigori Trevor...there was a time when I worked for another company...and we shut down a store that was able to sell the alcohol...after we locked the doors on the final day of business...the store manager took us to the beer cooler, and we all tossed a few back...even the 16 year old courtesy clerk....yikes!!!!twas a great day!!!
were you one of the Untouchables, Jeff?
Originally posted by Grigori Yes Alejo...that is what it's called...but for some reason...I never get them...Well...if I overdo the champagne...but that has only happened once...
How can you overdo champagne? I had 4 glasses of that when I was 15 (might I add that my mother actually gave me one of them) and didn't even get drunk, let alone a hangover. Then again, I had a mudslide and a mysterious vodka-wine-peach schnapps punch last year, and walked 4 blocks without staggering.
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Call me Mother Teresa. No, better call me Ishmael. Seems both my drink intake AND my sex life are now equivalent to that of a decrepit Catholic nun.
Can there be more to life than just playing with youir pleasurezone and drinking root beer?
There probably is, but I haven't found it either.
Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you > Originally posted by Grigori> Yes Alejo...that is what it's called...but for some reason...I never get them...> > Well...if I overdo the champagne...but that has only happened once...
How can you overdo champagne? I had 4 glasses of that when I was 15 (might I add that my mother actually gave me one of them) and didn't even get drunk, let alone a hangover. Then again, I had a mudslide and a mysterious vodka-wine-peach schnapps punch last year, and walked 4 blocks without staggering.
are you sure it was champagne, and not sparkling grape juice???
After the Stars won Lord Stanley's Chalice in 99...my best friend retrieved his home made Stanley Cup, and at the bar we had watched the game at, we proceeded to go through 10 bottles, all of which were poured into the bowl of said cup...now yes, we did share some of this with others, but I would have to guess that Jason and I probably put back about 4 bottles a piece...I was completely obliterated...and didn't even remember leaving said bar...and my head hurt like hell the next day...only time I can really remember having a hangover...
Over do champagne? Yep, been there, done it in 93, 94, 96, 97, 99, 2000, 2001, 2003 (WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL drink a drink a drink to Eric the King the king the king.............) and the rest!
Originally posted by Grigori > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> > > > Originally posted by Grigori> > Yes Alejo...that is what it's called...but for some reason...I never get them...> > > > Well...if I overdo the champagne...but that has only happened once...>
How can you overdo champagne? I had 4 glasses of that when I was 15 (might I add that my mother actually gave me one of them) and didn't even get drunk, let alone a hangover. Then again, I had a mudslide and a mysterious vodka-wine-peach schnapps punch last year, and walked 4 blocks without staggering.
are you sure it was champagne, and not sparkling grape juice???
After the Stars won Lord Stanley's Chalice in 99...my best friend retrieved his home made Stanley Cup, and at the bar we had watched the game at, we proceeded to go through 10 bottles, all of which were poured into the bowl of said cup...now yes, we did share some of this with others, but I would have to guess that Jason and I probably put back about 4 bottles a piece...I was completely obliterated...and didn't even remember leaving said bar...and my head hurt like hell the next day...only time I can really remember having a hangover...
How are your Stars doing now? :p What's up with the atrocious Dallas third jersey? 
those are the most attrocious things I have ever seen...and my Stars got shut out tonight...and they aren't looking very good this year...
this jersey is the first one I've not even thought about buying...it's horrid...I'd rather go to a Cure concert than wear one of those...hell, I think I might don a Man U. top before I would wear one of those...
do you get the idea that I hate it just yet???
Originally posted by Grigori > Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you> > > > Originally posted by Grigori> > Yes Alejo...that is what it's called...but for some reason...I never get them...> > > > Well...if I overdo the champagne...but that has only happened once...>
How can you overdo champagne? I had 4 glasses of that when I was 15 (might I add that my mother actually gave me one of them) and didn't even get drunk, let alone a hangover. Then again, I had a mudslide and a mysterious vodka-wine-peach schnapps punch last year, and walked 4 blocks without staggering.
are you sure it was champagne, and not sparkling grape juice???
After the Stars won Lord Stanley's Chalice in 99...my best friend retrieved his home made Stanley Cup, and at the bar we had watched the game at, we proceeded to go through 10 bottles, all of which were poured into the bowl of said cup...now yes, we did share some of this with others, but I would have to guess that Jason and I probably put back about 4 bottles a piece...I was completely obliterated...and didn't even remember leaving said bar...and my head hurt like hell the next day...only time I can really remember having a hangover... I know it was champagne since I actually went with my mother to the store and watched her pick it out. It was extra-dry, so, believe me, it did nottaste like sparkling grape juice.
'twas a wee joke, my young friend...
sorry I didn't make it a wee bit more obvious...
although reading it again, I can see where I did come off as condescending...apologies all around!!!
A few years ago I would've been an Ozzy, but sadly now I'm only Homer Simpson, probably only months away from Mother Theresa - at least my liver will be happy
