SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!!!!

YOU WILL DANCE!

See? Dancing is fun, yes! YOU DANCE NOW! :p

Ian was not such a bad dancer now that I think of it

Is that the Safety Dance?

And we COULD dance...but we ain't gonna.

Originally posted by Grigori why is George Dubya holding up 3 fingers on each hand?!?!?!

He is too stupid to know what a peace sign looks like. Or maybe those are W's.

Barney dances better on 316 than he does.

Originally posted by Androgynous kid with a camera that follows you Barney dances better on 316 than he does.

Just barely.

Just submitted this to Nothing Sacred :

"SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!: My trip Overseas, by George W. Bush

Whew, I've just got back from flying to Europe, and are my arms tired!...

Well, as you may have heard, I went to Britain for a little spell, thought me and Tony Blair might swap some frat stories. He sure was nice to invite me to England, but this time I thought I'd go to Britain. I told him I'd see England the next time I came over.

I grabbed Laura's sorry ass and snuck in some Jack Daniels aboard Air Force One (or, as I like to say, "Pootie Tang Express". Heh-heh!). We made it over in a few hours, just enough time for me to initiate Condi Rice into the "Mile High" club. She sure likes that "S&M" stuff, wish I knew what that was...

Anyway, we landed in Britain and this guy with big ears greeted us at the airport. I thought he worked for the airline and handed him my bags. He looked a bit upset, so I gave him a $5 tip, told him to "knock yourself out" next time he went round to the bars.

I wanted to crash with Tony in his bachelor pad, but he told me of this bitchin' old lady with a big-ass mansion, right in the freakin' middle of London! She had a sweet rack, I couldn't help but look at it when we was at dinner (Y'all might've seen that on TV, though Fox News was nice enough to airbrush her boobs so it looked like I was just looking in their general direction. Rog and Bill, y'all are invited to the White House Christmas dinner now!). The food was really bad, and I caught that big-eared guy from the airport eyeballing a little boy. Man, them Brits sure do like each other...

I suppose I had a good time, but me and Tony kept noticing this idiots following us around, all protestin' and shit. At first I thought they liked me (they all had signs with my name, followed by "war-monger" or "chimpanzee"), but Tony told me while we were doing some coke in the old ladie's bathroom that they weren't too pleased with what I did in Iraq. Sure, I lied about them there "weapons of mass destruction", but it's all good. I gotta represent, and Saddam tried to take out my daddy. Ain't these people ever seen the "Godfather"?

Tony said he'd take me to see his kin up north, I didn't care for meeting any more Yankees than I wanted to but I said alright. Turned out they was cool, but they got all offended and shit when I asked why they wasn't wearing them dresses the Yankees in Britain are known for. Apparently there's a whole other country attached to Britain, called "Scotland", but it makes up Britain with this "England" everybody kept talking about. And don't even get me started on "Ireland", that one's so confusing they had to put it in two just to keep it straight!

Well, I guess the one bad thing about the trip was I didn't get to score with that old chick. Man, she had a nice rack! And them protestors sure was a drag. Dudes need to lighten up, find Jesus, or score some blow! Anything else but that crap is good...

Anyways, I'm back now, Dick said running the country while I was gone sure wasn't fun, he had about fifteen heart attacks. I told him to lighten up more, he needs to spend an hour a day watching that there Doctor Phil. That bastard sure makes me laugh. Oh, and some more bombs went off in Iraq, but I don't think we gotta worry about all that, they just want freedom like us, right?

This here was my best trip yet, I can't wait to go back and toke up with Tony some more! We couldn't stop laughing from getting high right before that press conference where we was saying "we're tight, we're buds" and all that. Tony sure knows some great hookers, I'll tell you that much. I wonder if they got some weapons of mass destruction...only kidding! I wouldn't start a war over nothin', right?.....

Signed

George W. "Tounces the Driving Cat" Bush

PS -If you get to that big house the old lady lives in over there, be sure to look for where I carved "GW slept here!" on the bedpost. Tony dared me, we was high on some acid, I couldn't resist!"

Originally posted by Michael Jackson played with Mr. Disco Barney dances better on 316 than he does.

316 - is that the new street word for e?