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16 Dec 2003, 10:44

well...for about the 10th year in a row, mine will be to drink less and quit smoking...

maybe I should make it something manageable...like saying I will masturbate more often?!?!?! :shrug:

16 Dec 2003, 10:51

My New Year's Resolution is to continue to not have a job and scrape money from my parents, sister, and grandparents :uhoh: Nevermind that; I will second Jeff's resolution of masturbating more often; if that is even possible.

16 Dec 2003, 11:13

Tristan...are you saying that I wank too much???

16 Dec 2003, 11:46

Hey fellas, masturbating is OK. At least is what Freud says...

The problem is when it fullfils your sex life. And, BTW, it is A LOT better when you have someone doing this for you... :wink:

Well, my New Year's resolution is to leave home in 2004. That might happen in March, if everything goes green.

16 Dec 2003, 11:56

Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat Hey fellas, masturbating is OK. At least is what Freud says...The problem is when it fullfils your sex life. And, BTW, it is A LOT better when you have someone doing this for you...Well, my New Year's resolution is to leave home in 2004. That might happen in March, if everything goes green.

Well done, George Constanza!! :evil4:

16 Dec 2003, 11:59

My New Year's Resolution? Get Laid! :sex:

Of course, I've made that resolution for every year since 1995, so :rolleyes:

16 Dec 2003, 13:06

Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application > Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat> Hey fellas, masturbating is OK. At least is what Freud says...> > The problem is when it fullfils your sex life. And, BTW, it is A LOT better when you have someone doing this for you...> > Well, my New Year's resolution is to leave home in 2004. That might happen in March, if everything goes green.

Well done, George Constanza!! :evil4: maybe a Brazilian version of Seinfeld could be made... who would be Kramer out of you lot. Julio can be Newman :evil4:

16 Dec 2003, 13:10

Masturbating sounds good, whilst looking at my Juliette Binoche collection.

16 Dec 2003, 13:38

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application> > > > Originally posted by Spider In A Land Of Meat> > Hey fellas, masturbating is OK. At least is what Freud says...> > > > The problem is when it fullfils your sex life. And, BTW, it is A LOT better when you have someone doing this for you...> > > > Well, my New Year's resolution is to leave home in 2004. That might happen in March, if everything goes green.>

Well done, George Constanza!! :evil4: maybe a Brazilian version of Seinfeld could be made... who would be Kramer out of you lot. Julio can be Newman :evil4: Julio as a postman? I can imagine it now.... :nonono:

No resolutions for me, except losing about 10 pounds I've put on since I started college. Too much beer and dorm food.... :nonono:

16 Dec 2003, 16:47

Ride my bicycle at least once a week every week. Ever since I got this goddamn pc i have gained 200 lbs.

Also I endeavor the Peter Fonda Workout--drop a hit of lsd in the morning then go to my sister's house and ask for money.

16 Dec 2003, 17:08

Was going to say masterbate less/more by the time I clicked the link, but 5 others beat me too it :eek3:

16 Dec 2003, 17:17

Originally posted by twist Also I endeavor the Peter Fonda Workout--drop a hit of lsd in the morning then go to my sister's house and ask for money.

:laugh:

16 Dec 2003, 17:38

To get my grades up and to masturbate more - or to find someone to replace being touched by the hand of god.