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Bad Joke for 18 December 2003

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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

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:rofl: (if I weren't in a public computer lab, that is)

Why up so early, Jeff? My excuse is I thought my Math exam was at 8. It's not, it's at 10. Oh well, two extra hours to study (which is why I'm jerking around on the computer) :thumb:

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oh...today is go to the cleaners, the grocers, finish Christmas shopping, do laundry, cook a weeks worth of lunches, post loads of shite day...

and you need an early start for that...:nod:

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nice joke to put a smile on my face; priest jokes are always good :thumb:

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Just finished with my Math...I keep repeating the mantra "as long as I get a C" in my head :D

I have to take my English exam...even though I've got an A in there (f-ing ridiculous :mad: ). Then I can go home and get a nap :sleep: ....who am I kidding?, I'll probably be unable to take a nap now. :shrug:

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Just finished with my Math...I keep repeating the mantra "as long as I get a C" in my head :DI have to take my English exam...even though I've got an A in there (f-ing ridiculous :mad: ). Then I can go home and get a nap :sleep: ....who am I kidding?, I'll probably be unable to take a nap now. :shrug:

You will surely get a C in math :nod:

I just got my grades for my first quarter at SD, 2 A minuses in poli sci and colonial Amer. history, a B+ in multivariable calc, and a B- in writing. :shrug: Okay I guess.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....

Calculus???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

sorry...I didn't care for it...and I can safely say that I have never used it in real life...

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Originally posted by Grigori AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....Calculus???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!sorry...I didn't care for it...and I can safely say that I have never used it in real life...

The only time I have used it so far was when watching the movie, The Core. During the part near the start when the professor is in his classroom; I saw partial derivatives on his chalk board.

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was the film that bad?

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Originally posted by Grigori AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....Calculus???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!sorry...I didn't care for it...and I can safely say that I have never used it in real life...

After being forced to do infinite series in Calculus 2, I gave up on math. And, after struggling through calculus-based Physics in high school, I knew I could never do math, so I decided to try English instead :D Anyway, who needs calculus? And what the fookin' hell is the purpose of double derivatives or finding if a series converges or diverges?

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Originally posted by Who is this man that follows me? > Originally posted by Grigori> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....> > Calculus???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!> > sorry...I didn't care for it...and I can safely say that I have never used it in real life...

After being forced to do infinite series in Calculus 2, I gave up on math. And, after struggling through calculus-based Physics in high school, I knew I could never do math, so I decided to try English instead :D Anyway, who needs calculus? And what the fookin' hell is the purpose of double derivatives or finding if a series converges or diverges? Series??? :nonono: Don't talk about those; I was forced to do that MacLaurin shit during my last year at high school. :thumbdown:

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Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Who is this man that follows me?> > > > Originally posted by Grigori> > AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH....> > > > Calculus???NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!> > > > sorry...I didn't care for it...and I can safely say that I have never used it in real life...>

After being forced to do infinite series in Calculus 2, I gave up on math. And, after struggling through calculus-based Physics in high school, I knew I could never do math, so I decided to try English instead :D Anyway, who needs calculus? And what the fookin' hell is the purpose of double derivatives or finding if a series converges or diverges? Series??? :nonono: Don't talk about those; I was forced to do that MacLaurin shit during my last year at high school. :thumbdown: :evil4: Why do you think I stopped taking calculus after high school? Only someone masochistic would ever like doing those things.

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