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Hello world !

Only 200million people worldwide suffer from headaches. (its a genetic thing)

Headache tablets can actually induce further headaches.(they stimulate dependancy)

The best cure known to reduce the frequency of headaches is to listen to NewOrder incessantly*

*results may vary

:uhoh:

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surely the best way to reduce the frequency is to listen to the cure non stop really loud. that way you get one headache but it lasts forever....

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headaches have a reason below. for example, i had them all the last year and it turned to be high blood pressure! :nuts:

now, back to the joke part... :)

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I've noticed my penis shrinks just a little with each headache I get....wonder what that means :confused:

:D :p

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I've noticed my penis shrinks just a little with each headache I get....wonder what that means :confused::D :p

Which "head" are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 I've noticed my penis shrinks just a little with each headache I get....wonder what that means :confused::D :p

It means you don't want to get too many headaches, or it will disappear entirely.

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Well, well, well, all this young upstarts have no respect for their elders: an old hand comes back after quite a long while to celebrate his 3000 post (wasn't that called to pull a Budvar sometime ago? I wanna be like Pete Tong!) and no one notices :nonono::nonono::nonono:

How are you Donny Boy? Where have you been? The Rocket and yourself coming back almost at the same time...mmm conspiratory theories do spring to mind. Soon Huntsy and Patsy could be coming back as well with George in their wake.

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Hiya Budvar matey :) how you doing?!?!

well it seems a few of my posts disappeared into the ether and thus i returned to bump up my posts after numerous requests from some of ye ole faithfull!!

However i might just hang around for a bit and impart my words of wisdom onto the world for just a little while longer :evil4:

as for me and Rocketfuse returning at roughly the same time....:eek3:

DoN :smoking:

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