If women ruled the world ...
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but if that first picture was correct, no woman could ever use a toilet...the lid would be saturated with urine!!!
Originally posted by Drunken Monkey but if that first picture was correct, no woman could ever use a toilet...the lid would be saturated with urine!!!
On a (slightly) more serious note, I've heard that women's rooms are in fact much more disgusting than most men's rooms 
And I've only heard reports such as this, I am no damn dirrty prevert :conscience:
well...the nastiest restroom I have ever seen was indeed reserved for the fairer sex...
back when I was a young teen...sacking groceries for Safeway...I was called to the Ladie's restroom...and it looked like the lady had exploded all over the place...
I mean, the stuff was everywhere...floor, ceiling...walls...
That was the day I quit that job!!!
Originally posted by 1.21 gigawatts?! > Originally posted by Drunken Monkey> but if that first picture was correct, no woman could ever use a toilet...the lid would be saturated with urine!!!
On a (slightly) more serious note, I've heard that women's rooms are in fact much more disgusting than most men's rooms And I've only heard reports such as this, I am no damn dirrty prevert :conscience:
Unfortunately, there's some truth in that. Some women are truly disgusting. However, on average I would say we still manage to aim a lot better ...
Women already rule the world, everyone knows it....
They have the power to say "no" to the man's main need, and we can't control that :D
In fact, their only fear are gays 
I can confirm that, while equally bad in the "manure" department as the men's, women's rooms are much more filthy on average. I've on occasion had to "go where no man has gone before" when a cashier can't be spared to clean it up and I'll never forget the horror of.......the tampon box! :barf: :barf: 
It was only after my third time assigned to cleaning the ladies rooms that anyone bothered to tell me I didn't have to touch that stuff 
Oh dear God...I had forgotten about THE BOX!!!
That was another miserable experience...and Trevor...ever notice how us management types never clean that stuff up???
Ahhh...I like being old now!!!
Originally posted by Drunken Monkey Oh dear God...I had forgotten about THE BOX!!!
That was another miserable experience...and Trevor...ever notice how us management types never clean that stuff up???
Ahhh...I like being old now!!!
Let's see...unclogging the toilet after it's been full of shit and toilet paper, or cleaning the box.....yeah, I'd take the toilet-full-of-shit any day over the box! 
Not that that isn't a horrifying experience in and of itself :barf:
hehehe...here's another good one...the area of Dallas that I work in has a large Mexican population...and apparently, they don't have sewage systems throughout much of the country...so they simply discard their "used" toilet paper on the floor...
now that's a lovely sight...
Originally posted by Drunken Monkey but if that first picture was correct, no woman could ever use a toilet...the lid would be saturated with urine!!!
aah, yes, one of my biggest pet peeves. it's a vicious circle--women hover so they don't sit on dirty toilet seats, but then they spray on the seat because they hover! i always makes sure to inspect the seat carefully for any moisture before planting my derriere, and as a matter of courtesy i also do a second sweep post-wizz. i shan't subject the next visitor to an unpleasant and hazardous stall!
Originally posted by Geri
I'm sure every guy here has been admonished by a woman about why he can't put the seat down when he's done. Which leads me to wonder why they can't just put the seat up when they're done. Why is it automatically assumed that the man is at fault here? Ladies?
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr I'm sure every guy here has been admonished by a woman about why he can't put the seat down when he's done. Which leads me to wonder why they can't just put the seat up when they're done. Why is it automatically assumed that the man is at fault here? Ladies?
Because men often have to sit and women never have to stand.
Originally posted by Julijana Zitnjak > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > I'm sure every guy here has been admonished by a woman about why he can't put the seat down when he's done. Which leads me to wonder why they can't just put the seat up when they're done. Why is it automatically assumed that the man is at fault here? Ladies?
Because men often have to sit and women never have to stand.
And once again, I have been outsmarted by a woman. :)
I just avoid the problem altogether (along with the hassle of aiming when drunk/sleepy/etc.) by leaving the seat down all the time. That doesn't make me a girlie, I hope.
Originally posted by Julijana Zitnjak > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > I'm sure every guy here has been admonished by a woman about why he can't put the seat down when he's done. Which leads me to wonder why they can't just put the seat up when they're done. Why is it automatically assumed that the man is at fault here? Ladies?
Because men often have to sit and women never have to stand.
I feel urinals should be installed in every bathroom, even houses and apartments, ending the whole peeing on the seat issue 
Originally posted by 1.21 gigawatts?! I feel urinals should be installed in every bathroom, even houses and apartments, ending the whole peeing on the seat issue
At last, humanity's most ancient dilemma has been solved! We stand on the cusp of the age of domestic harmony! 
Originally posted by Drunken Monkey I just pee out the window...the people downstairs don't like it...but what do I care???
genius...
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope I just avoid the problem altogether (along with the hassle of aiming when drunk/sleepy/etc.) by leaving the seat down all the time. That doesn't make me a girlie, I hope.
no it doesn't. this has been a long running argument here, Deek wants our son to stand up like a 'real' man, whilst our huge neighbour (6 foot something weighing at least 120 kilos at a rough guess) admits to sitting down all the time. So the poor kid sits down when I'm around and stands up when he's alone with his dad
Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by 1.21 gigawatts?!> > I feel urinals should be installed in every bathroom, even houses and apartments, ending the whole peeing on the seat issue
At last, humanity's most ancient dilemma has been solved! We stand on the cusp of the age of domestic harmony!
case closed
If women ruled the world, it would be a spice world. Yeah, like Geri Halliwell and the rest of the spice bunch.... Smart, aye? :D I wish it were true... Then I would be a spice boy named Hooky Spice. Yo!
Originally posted by Texas hooligan I wish it were true... Then I would be a spice boy named Hooky Spice. Yo!
Spice boy? That sounds like a hispanic male prostitute; yup a tropical fruit.
Originally posted by Garymac I've heard of Old Spice , which one was that ?
Nowadays that can apply for all five of the Spice girls
Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Garymac> I've heard of Old Spice , which one was that ?
Nowadays that can apply for all five of the Spice girls
Miaow! Anyway, I reckon if women ruled the world: everything would be done quicker; the 'long hours' working culture wouldn't exist because everyone would realise that family and friends are more important than work (something that people sometimes forget); people would be judged on their personalities rather than their looks; men would be capable of doing housework brilliantly; and chocolate would be free for everyone.
