Your shop is 5 minutes drive from my home , should you ever have anything of note, I demand NOOL discount.
However you do realise that you have something of a reputation for sellin goods that are , shall we say, a bit dodgy ? A bit wrong side of the tracks as it were, from a legal point of view .
Bez from the Mondays used to live a couple streets away at Moorside, but you knew that did'nt you ?
Anyway I've got this 50 pence piece you may be interested in, it's a rare pre-decimal , I found it near a rucksack , I'll pop 'round later ... usual arrangement .