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Okie..i got an idea..You guys tell me what was the best revenge you got on a person/people. And i will carry out one of them on an asshole i dont like... ok be resonable im in school..i cant get arrested....yet:D

of course you can get arrested! Not that I have ever had the experience as a juvenile

The best revenge is to pin someone down, prevent them from moving and simply poking their head repetitively

Torment them with poor spelling.

Poke them in the eye with a sharp stick

talk bad 'bout them on your personal website, that no one visits

Best revenge I ever had on someone ? I came back.

Honestly? Well, the most recent was 2 weeks ago when I was sick, with food poisoning, and I threw up all over my sheets while my roommate was still in the room. When he goes to open the window, I said, "Shut the fookin' window. I'm sick and it's too cold in here already," and continued to throw up. With the room smelling like puke, he moved out 2 days later, never to return. Another time was during my senior year of high school. This guy who once attempted to light my trench coat on fire was standing ahead of me in the hall. Because I wanted to get to class and was fairly pissed, I went up behind him and punched him in the back. He wasn't that much taller than I was, so I considered the action to be fair. After, he didn't attempt to light any garment of mine on fire again.

Speaking of trenchcoats...

I was at a party and a friend of mine tried to hump my leg. So I poured my beer into his trenchcoat pocket. He just laughed and went on to bother someone else.

Rub a teabag on your balls and leave it for your housemate to make tea with. That's what I did.

Four words: "That's not chocolate pudding!" :barf:

(never tried it, but always wanted to pull something like that on my old "buddies" on the aspiring-fratties hall down at USC

DM, you posted that in another thread.

twist<---beerless but got a bottle of Jager in the freezer

The best revenge I ever pulled (and got away with scot free) invovled my next-door neighbors on the "wannabe-frattie" hall my first semester down at USC and their newspaper.

I hadn't necessarily made myself available to them as a companion, and was feeling the bitter sting of being on a residency hall where no one liked me. Then one day I noticed a copy of the local newspaper (Columbia's "The State") outside their door, where a paperboy had left it. Seeing as I was always up hours before anyone else on my hall (I was the only one with an eight-o'clock class ), I was able to sneak the paper out without anyone seeing me, and I dumped it in the nearest trashcan.

Rather than stop at just once, I continued to do this for weeks, nay, months on end. Eventually I figured, "why waste a perfectly good newspaper?," so I started getting it on laundry days when I went to the nearby laundromat at the bottom of an adjoining dorm, so I would have something to read while I waited for my clothes to dry.

When I moved out into my abode for the second semester, my campaign of nerdy terror came to an end, but apparently the guys whose paper I stole never put two-and-two together. I remember my second-semester roommate telling how he ran into one of the Neanderthals at a party, and the dude still didn't have a clue it was I behind his loss of newspapers on an almost daily basis. He had a subscription to it, so he obviously lost some money due to my brazen and clever "revenge." Even though I was sad to leave USC when I fucked up, I still felt good about my own act of "domestic terrorism", if you will

I'm getting the feeling that Americans are big on this whole school revenge/thinking too much thing, huh Trev?

Originally posted by death of art I'm getting the feeling that Americans are big on this whole school revenge/thinking too much thing, huh Trev?

Of course we're big on high school revenge! Just look how trendy school shootings got a few years back.

Mine was the sneaky-nerdy kind, of course. You could shoot somebody's eye out with a gun, silly!

(plus, as long as they didn't find out, I was in the clear )

Got you now, boy! You have signed this here confeshun thus condemmin' yerself real good. I'd just knew I'd suck you in with my little ploy there.

Originally posted by death of art Got you now, boy! You have signed this here confeshun thus condemmin' yerself real good. I'd just knew I'd suck you in with my little ploy there.

Damn, I new them there fellas at Columbia wur lookin fur me. She-it, I guess you wants to kick my ass...you gotsa catch me furst! Feets don't fail me now!

Hell, it's the chair for you now son. And I don't mean the comfy chair either.

I killed them. All the 27.

Originally posted by death of art Hell, it's the chair for you now son. And I don't mean the comfy chair either.

the chair? they only use dat der thing in Texas

You could put some crap (up to you what variety) in a paper bag, put it on their front doorstep, set fire to it, ring their doorbell, run & hide behind a bush, then laugh heartily as they stamp on it to put it out. And laugh even more manically as you say "He called the shit poop!!!" (This will be more effective if you have a few mates with you).

Have I seen too many Adam Sandler films?

Or phone up a fertilizer firm saying you want 20 tonnes of horse shite delivered for your exceptionally big rose beds in your even bigger back garden, give them the victim's address and tell them to just dump (no pun intended) it on the drive as you'll shovel it in as needed.

Gotta go, time for my faecal obsession counselling session.

Just thought:

As regards the fertilizer option, it may be a good idea to get some info on victim's garden to calculate a realistic volume. It may help if/when the delivery takes place.

Or so I'm told.

(Not that I would condone any of the aforementioned actions you understand.)

There are a LOT of evil people in this list above me... ...Its great!

I reckon a good way to get your own back on people who've picked on you or been annoying during high school or university would be to slag them off in your graduation speech.

Originally posted by Shelley Blair I reckon a good way to get your own back on people who've picked on you or been annoying during high school or university would be to slag them off in your graduation speech.

I don't think you could do that. I had to write a speech for my high school graduation - I was valedictorian at a city high school with an average SAT score of an 820 - and I still had to have a teacher approve my speech. I couldn't even say "institution" in my speech because, according to this teacher, it sounded too "cold," as if I didn't enjoy my four years of being bored. However, I re-wrote my speech about the juxtaposition of innocence and experience with diction that seemed more pleasing to the administration of my high school. And, none of my other classmates understood what the heck I said, so I just opened up myself to more taunts from people who couldn't - and still can't - spell "superfluous." The joys of going to an American high school.