After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Shugz took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Shugz in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another ....After making love Shugz rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Shugz began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded Shugz bewildered.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
:p
