Digital Mike in Lanzarote tragedy

No I have not joined the Bee Gees, I have broke me f****n hand.

And it's the one i use for the all time number one.

Catch you all soon

Mike

Ye daft c... ! (I can say that after the studio accident in November) - never break anything abroad, unless it's a local. Hope it don't hurt too much and the bills aren't too much !

Were you doing the missus?

Details, m8, details.

You have my sympathy mate, snapped tib and fib left leg in 2001, in Palma ( see hate them but respect them thread )

Dont worry a good drinker can drink with either hand.

However this all time number one stuff .... Is a number one , sit down toilet or stand up toilet ?

Mike's story should be a warning to us all about the dangers of masturbation

Only kidding :p , Get well soon

Thanks for yer concern guys, I'm back in blighty with a Stella in me hand.

Cheers guys :)

Doctor's orders?

Correct o mundo

Sounds like you picked up a bit of Spanish there...

I had a cock like the M1 once. But then they had to close down a section of it for repairs. Too bad, really....tended to slow things down. :p

The right kind of lubricant is key to avoiding such incidents

Originally posted by I've got a clock like the M1 maybe he had TOO much lubricant...

...that was my problem...but I only broke a few fingers.

If I had a cock like the M1, I would be in the movies, but as it is at present I would probably have a small part.

At least this gives you the chance to become ambidextrous by using the other one for a while!

Thats true