Go on....

You know you want one

Don't do it!! I bought a 747 off this guy and it broke down after a week...

I know how you feel, I purchased a Klingon Bird Of Prey from him, he delivered it with the cloaking devivce on.

Can I find it ? can I fcuk

Originally posted by Digital Mike I know how you feel, I purchased a Klingon Bird Of Prey from him, he delivered it with the cloaking devivce on.Can I find it ? can I fcuk

That's nothing. I bought an Imperial Super Destroyer from this guy and he promised it had less than a million light years on it. Turns out he rolled the analog odometer back by 250,000 light years. Bastard!

and don't buy a Tardis of him, something wrong with mine, I either here posting which is fine, of stuck in the 80's in a venue watching Bros.

Althogh I have been stung by this geezer before, I have decided to bid on the Mig 29.

Can anyone let me know where I may buy a Nimitz class aircraft carrier ( twin nuke reactor model ) to launch it from ?

Originally posted by Digital Mike Althogh I have been stung by this geezer before, I have decided to bid on the Mig 29.Can anyone let me know where I may buy a Nimitz class aircraft carrier ( twin nuke reactor model ) to launch itfrom ?

I've got one of those carriers tied up out back, Mike. The paint's a little chipped in some spots, and there's a barnacle or two below the waterline, but other than that, it's ship shape. I also have a SCUD missile launcher in my closet if you're interested.

Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built You know you want one

Yeah, I do want one of what's in your avatar!

If youve got nowhere to dock that carrier Ive got 3 miles of runway in the loft.

Originally posted by Digital Mike and don't buy a Tardis of him, something wrong with mine, I either here posting which is fine, of stuck in the 80's in a venue watching Bros.

i've been really pleased with my tardis. it's a 1 1/2 bath with a kitchen nook. i'd loan it out, but it's so darn cozy....

Pope, Steve and Blue.

I will take the carrier, accept the docking offer, and will ask Juliette to entertain us on board. :D

Agent Wood

\do you know what a Tardis is ?

Don't fancy my chances of getting the 747 down on the carrier. How strong is your rubber band thingy?

Be the first on your block to own a Ruskie fighter jet. Start your own cold war with the Joneses

I'm suprised Osama or Sultan Bling haven't bid on it yet

rather have one of these

http://www.flugwerk.de/

Cheaper to run, sold as a kit to get by FFA and other laws and you could easily modify it for the former HMS aircraft carrier that's on Ebay.

Originally posted by twist rather have one of thesehttp://www.flugwerk.de/Cheaper to run, sold as a kit to get by FFA and other laws and you could easily modify it for the former HMS aircraft carrier that's on Ebay.

I want an FW-190 too!

Originally posted by twist rather have one of thesehttp://www.flugwerk.de/Cheaper to run, sold as a kit to get by FFA and other laws and you could easily modify it for the former HMS aircraft carrier that's on Ebay.

Ah yes, Kurt Tank's "Butcher Bird"........... This plane made it quite warm for the RAF in the early days of the WWII.

Right enough is enough.

I am leaving negative feedback on Ebay for this guy.

My USS Enterprise arrived this morning ( first series model ).

Look at the problems Iv'e got; The Dilithium Crystal is missing. The Warp Drive has been replaced with a Ford Engine. The doors don't make that swishh noise. No Rhumulin Ale in the Bar. The only uniforms on board are the Red ones, everyone who beamed down also got killed in those. And to top it off, the thing Spock always looked through on the bridge does not show porn.

Be warned

Do you reckon steve and gillian will be putting a bid in?

He (Mig seller) contacted me a month after he promised to deliver my Millenium Falcon. Said he can't deliver as he got caught by the speed cameras on the Kessel run, he's banned from piloting any form of space vessel for 10 years, and the Falcon's been impounded till that time. A refund's unlikely as he's claiming act of God.

Any legal experts out there that can help me?

Originally posted by The Man Up North Do they provide an authenticity certificate? I'm sure you put the word "New Order" on it or Peter Hook's picture on the wings, and it'll be bought by David Sultan.

You could probably sell a turd to him if you advertised it as being Peter Hook's shit !

Be realistic Tim, there is a certain person who would out bid him

Originally posted by Element115 He (Mig seller) contacted me a month after he promised to deliver my Millenium Falcon. Said he can't deliver as he got caught by the speed cameras on the Kessel run, he's banned from piloting any form of space vessel for 10 years, and the Falcon's been impounded till that time. A refund's unlikely as he's claiming act of God.Any legal experts out there that can help me?

A while ago he said he could give me the details of someone he knew who could custom build me a pod racer - Skywalker I think his name was - but he never got back to me.

Good job I didn't follow him up on that then...!

Chris :)

I tried to get the spaceship that's on the cover of that one ELO album from him back in December, he said it was in great condition but needed "a little work". Turned out I paid half a billion for the album cover itself. I was drunk when I made that bid, however

Thats unfortunate, but I know how you feel, I have done my worst bidding when drunk.

This guy should be locked up, imagine my surprise when the Borg Cube I won, turned out to be a preserved Ice Cube from a drink Bjorn Borg had at wimbledon.

And I wondered why he hadn't placed a picture in the advert.

Mike ____________________

Tee Hee :D

Be careful when bidding with this guy.

I bid for (and won) a Flux Capacitor a couple of months ago , then decided i didn't want it. Next thing theres Bobba fcuking Fett knocking on me door looking for the money.

So I take the Super Destroyer back to the guy and complain about the rolled back light years. So he says he'll take it back but that he's got the Battlestar Gallactica parked out back with two full Viper squadrons on board. I'm thinking "CHA-CHING!". I take it out for a couple of orbits around the world and check the captain's log. It turns out it was commanded by freaking James Edward Olmos and not Lorne Greene! What a gyp!

I do like the Viper squadrons, though.

Well at least you have part satisfaction unlike the rest of us

Be warned ! this guy also plays on your emotions, he knows I like beautiful women, Juliette Binoche, Destiny Angel etc.

So imagine my surprise when I saw Cloudbase from Captain Scarlet for sale complete with all 5 Angel Interceptors the proviso I employ the crew of Rhapsody,Harmony,Melody,Symphony and of course Destiny.

Well I won the auction, but I am most disapointed; The Cloudbase Solar Energy Engines do not work, and the Air-Intake Nacelle Jet Cloud Conversion Engines have seaguls caught up in them. Only two Angel Inceptors arrived, and only one crew member, you have probably guessed it was not Destiny, but Harmony and wait for it she was a wooden model. This guy expects me to believe the Angels were made of wood or is having a joke saying their acting was wooden.

Needless to say I have left more negative feedback.

Mike

Not bad for 10 million http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2461768681&category=26442