John Lydon and the Lockerbie Air Disaster

Not sure how true this is, as it comes from a conversation in the pub at lunchtime, but Lydon was supposedly booked on Pan Am 103 that was blown up in mid air in 1988. He escaped death, however, as his wife had taken too long packing and they missed the flight.

This also explains his departure from I'm A Celebrity... He repeatedly asked the producers if Nora had arrived safely in Australia, but they wouldn't tell him. So he left.

my cousin tried to get on the flight, but it was overbooked. lucky guy....

my college professor's fiance wasn't so lucky.

Thank god he didn't use that as some sort of "life-changing revelation" designed solely to enhance his public profile or anything. I'm tired of celebrities doing that (and if I didn't have a headache I could name a few examples, but me mind's blocked)

Well tell us about when you was a GIRL then TABBSY!:D

Originally posted by Rocket Mick Well tell us about when you was a GIRL then TABBSY!:D

Oh, those were gay old times :D

Hell, we don't want no more of that kind of talk boy. I just announced the dislegalisationism of all form of homosexual carryings on and now you are sure back on my list of enemas.

Sincerely,

Dubya

Originally posted by death of art Hell, we don't want no more of that kind of talk boy. I just announced the dislegalisationism of all form of homosexual carryings on and now you are sure back on my list of enemas.Sincerely,Dubya

Hmm, somebody's going 'round claiming to be me...I'm confused! Dick, Dick, where's Dick? Help me Dick, you're my only hope...oh, and you sir are back on my Enemas list (unless you is me, which would be weird and shit)

Sincerely, Dubya (dazed and slightly confused )

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 > Originally posted by death of art> Hell, we don't want no more of that kind of talk boy. I just announced the dislegalisationism of all form of homosexual carryings on and now you are sure back on my list of enemas.> > Sincerely,> > Dubya>

Hmm, somebody's going 'round claiming to be me...I'm confused! Dick, Dick, where's Dick? Help me Dick, you're my only hope...oh, and you sir are back on my Enemas list (unless you is me, which would be weird and shit)

Sincerely, Dubya (dazed and slightly confused )

A-ha! First you admit to having gay old times, now you pretend to be me. You, boy, are definitely nailed now (though not in any queer kind of way). Impersonatorising the Pres of USofA is sure a way to get on my list of enemas. Right at the top.

Sincerely,

The Real Dubya,

All I got to say to you is "Look fer Ashcroft to start peeing on your front-door step, soon as I post this"

Sincerely, The Real Dubya

(Will the real Dick Cheney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?) :p

Huh. Sounds like you want to play hard-ball eh boy? (again, not in any queer kind of way). Well, I'm gonna get my pal Tony here to send over his special ASS troops to nail your ass (... not in a ... etc, etc).

Sincerely, The REAL REALLY REAL Dubya.

Originally posted by death of art Huh. Sounds like you want to play hard-ball eh boy? (again, not in any queer kind of way). Well, I'm gonna get my pal Tony here to send over his special ASS troops to nail your ass (... not in a ... etc, etc).Sincerely,The REAL REALLY REAL Dubya.

Son, I'm just gonna ignore ya, seeing as you've turned tail and logged off anyway, and post here my reasons fer not liking this gay marriage stuff (and all y'all homos from San Fran are on my Enemas list now)

Sincerely, Dubya (I don't have to say it, y'all know it's me)

THE QUEER FACTS OF LIFE (My Reasons for Supporting a Ban on Gay Marriage, by George W. Bush)

My fellow Americans,

We live in grave and dangerous times, times in which madmen who rule Iraq with an iron fist don't have the damn courtesy to even have weapons of mass destruction, times when maverick judges in Alabama can't display the Ten Commandments without getting liberals in a tizzy, and times in which Mel Gibson's "Lethal Weapon 4: Crucifixion Time" is roundly denounced as 'anti-Semitic' simply because it says the Jews killed Jesus. We all know that these Semitics (whoever they are) didn't kill Jesus, just the Jews...

Anyway, as I was saying, we live in dangerous times, and the most pressing danger we face as a nation is the prospect of homosexuals getting the chance to be married. As a married man, I can honestly say the idea of homosexuals getting wed disturbs me deeply. Why anyone would want to get married if they didn't knock up the gal is beyond me. But more than that, this is simply the first step towards a path that will lead us to ruination as a nation..heh-heh, kinda rhymed! How 'bout that?

You see, after consulting my Jack Daniels...er, my Bible, I realized that homosexual marriage is only the first phase of what I like to call the "queering-up of America". For centuries, we have been able to see gay men on TV, acting all girlie and stuff, and laugh at them from the comfort of our own homes. Well, we can laugh no longer, because now they want the states to recognize their unnatural and completely un-Christian style of sex. How un-Christian are they, you ask? Well, consider this: Most God-fearing folk "do it" in the missionary position, unless they're high on smack. Then they're libel to do anything, heh-heh...but these homos, well, go around the back and...you get the idea. Actually, that only applies to male fashion designers: butch lesbos are nice enough to face one another while copulating, and I applaude them for recognizing the morally pure way of sleeping together.

If we don't ban marriage between one man and one wo...oops, I almost mispeaked. Me hate when happens to me that does.

If we don't ban marriage between one man and one man, or one woman and one woman, then what's to say they'll stop there. It's like them potato chips I always have to get when I've done a little reefer with Rummy: you can't have just one. Multiple marriage partners for homos is just wrong, wronger even than the idea of monogamous marriages for homos to begin with. Can you imagine that, my fellow Americans? I mean, threesomes are kinda kinky, but you don't want to marry Condi and Colin while you're still with Laura!

And think about the alimony you gotta pay out if you get multiple-divorced? Shit, I'd have to go back to crashing on Daddy's couch if Laura found out about me and Ann Coulter in the White House garden...not that that's ever happened, mind y'all. I have restored dignity to the White House and all that.

What's to stop homos from marrying people other than humans? Let's say a homo decides to marry a dog, or a cat, or David Gest. Such unions are unmentionably awful to behold, and what's more unnatural. God did not make man to sleep with a horse, nevermind my old frat's initiation prank. I learned that the hard way.

What if homos decide to not get married...well, then they'd be smart. Marriage isn't something a sane person enters into. And homos have been shown to be really smart, mainly at math and junk. Or is that Asians? Shit, who was I talking about in this speech, Asians or homos? Well, I hate when thought of train me lose I do...

My fellow Americans, I leave you with the thought that I am morally certain God did not mean for a man and a woman - a man and a man! Whew, can't believe I screwed that up again! - to be united in holy matrimony. But if they must infringe on our sacred institution of marriage, I say to hell with it. You homos sure will love it when your "wife" starts bitching about how much time you spend with your National Security Adviser while "she" has to sit around and do nothing all day. Yeah, enjoy it boys, you'll be begging to get homo divorce on the books next...

I have run out of stuff to say, my speechwriter-guy up and left me to write all this and I am bushed (heh-heh, that's my name!), so I'm gonna go take another "nap" with some Crystal Meth I got off Cheney this afternoon. So let me leave you with these words of advice, my fellow Ah-mur-icans: Never trust a fart.

Sincerely, George W. Bush (President, USA)

PS Vote for Me this year! (especially you homos)

Originally posted by Old Blue Not sure how true this is, as it comes from a conversation in the pub at lunchtime, but Lydon was supposedly booked on Pan Am 103 that was blown up in mid air in 1988. He escaped death, however, as his wife had taken too long packing and they missed the flight.This also explains his departure from I'm A Celebrity... He repeatedly asked the producers if Nora had arrived safely in Australia, but they wouldn't tell him. So he left.

Back to the original subject...! This story came from an interview that John gave to the Scottish Sunday Mirror. Wasn't Holly Johnson booked onto that flight too? Pretty sure I remember reading something like that once...

Originally posted by Philip Collins > Originally posted by Old Blue Not sure how true this is, as it comes from a conversation in the pub at lunchtime, but Lydon was supposedly booked on Pan Am 103 that was blown up in mid air in 1988. He escaped death, however, as his wife had taken too long packing and they missed the flight.This also explains his departure from I'm A Celebrity... He repeatedly asked the producers if Nora had arrived safely in Australia, but they wouldn't tell him. So he left.

Back to the original subject...! This story came from an interview that John gave to the Scottish Sunday Mirror. Wasn't Holly Johnson booked onto that flight too? Pretty sure I remember reading something like that once... RELAX...Don't do it........:D I thought you are going to stick to the THREAD...

Shit, it's a wonder there was anyone on the flight, with all these no-show celebrities booking all the seats...