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What were the best put-downs when you were at school?
Spanner, mong, spaz and knobber were often used. If you did something particularly stupid, then you sometimes qualified as having had a "spack attack".
Those of us of a certain age will surely have called someone "Joey" at some point as well... ;)
Bell end, Brown nose, and i never understood this one, Ticket? Then there was all those "Your about as useful as..." Not forgetting all the Footie ones "yer scouse twat" or "you manc bastard". It was much better degrading your enemies mothers though (thats a whole new thread!)
I remember kids sayin ' sure Boris ' in the same way as ' whatever ' is used now. There was also a poor kid called sylvia beswick who had hygene issues, so a game of tag developed where you caught and passed on 'beswick fever'
I forgot about that one,i text them to my mate & he sent one back that was massive- Green Beard!
Classic idea for a thread - you been watching Grange Hill with the weans Blue Guy:D
"Dick" is an all-time favourite. My Uncle John coined the phrase "Gumsy Turd" so that one was often used by the Young members of the Sludden family at school.
Other annoying sentences that meant fook all "Howny Bowny" this was used as a fuck you - and you also had to do a wee movement with the arms and hands and wiggle yer fingers in the "Gumsy Turd's" face
Get Stuffed was also widely used in the 80's!
Happy Days.
Tosser Bastard Shitface Mind you these are the ones my teachers used to call us. THE GOOD OLD DAYS:D
Dickwipe was a good 'un
Rasterix (meaning you were gay named after a kid called rasterix who was rumoured to have been caught in the toilets getting a little too friendly with another lad)
Chinny beard - when someone was making stuff up
"Stubbing" happened a lot too, which involved pointing your index finger under your nose pressing on your filtrum.
Dipshit.
And since the high school I went to was in an Eastern European neighborhood, "communist" or "Russian spy" were also used as insults.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Hank TexanTedBeautWhopper
Your first name was used as an insult at school?,must of been very confusing for you.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Hank TexanTedBeautWhopper
"Texan" is old? You mean, it's not GWB responsability?
Ah yes, I can recall when I was about 8 or 9 and everybody on the baseball team called each other "dildo" for about a week, which is when someone's parent informed us as to what that actually was
Nice to see that was picked up by South Park:
Cartman: "Mom, Kitty's being a dildo again!!!!!"
Ms. Cartman: "I know a certain Kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight"
Originally posted by Green Ah yes, I can recall when I was about 8 or 9 and everybody on the baseball team called each other "dildo" for about a week, which is when someone's parent informed us as to what that actually was
Greatness!
We had a whole slew of "ya momma" put downs that were always fun. (All I can remember are the "fat" ones right now.)
Let's see: Ya momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Ya momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, it says "maximum occupancy 200 or ya momma".
Ya momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
:D:D
Originally posted by Michael McDermott > Originally posted by Green Ah yes, I can recall when I was about 8 or 9 and everybody on the baseball team called each other "dildo" for about a week, which is when someone's parent informed us as to what that actually was
Greatness!
We had a whole slew of "ya momma" put downs that were always fun. (All I can remember are the "fat" ones right now.)
Let's see: Ya momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Ya momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, it says "maximum occupancy 200 or ya momma".
Ya momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
:D:D
Ya momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.
Ya momma's so fat, when she wore stilettos, she struck oil.
Originally posted by Mr Hibster good point - nobody post any more or we won't be able to use them on the septics anymore!
I called Jeff a Texan once:D
wanker,cunt,tosser,pissflap,waster,loser,limpdick,total wanker,total cunt,total pissflap,total limpdick, oh twat & total twat
horrible bastard me at school
