I gave my cat an enema

Not my but the guy who put up this website. Not that I hate my cat but I have my standards.

http://www.prehensile.com/tales/catenema/catenema1.htm

that was just about the funniest thing on the net

Yeah...it are funny!!

That look says it all, folks.

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope That look says it all, folks.

I almost spit Pepsi and bites of a Roasted Chicken Sub all over the keyboard and moniter when I saw this!

Poor Fred

can't pick it up on my computer here at work--it's filtered as 'pornography.' only makes me ever that much more curious....

I adore cats. They're the animals most similar to women, both spiritually and phisycally. Cats are gods, the Egyptians were right. Used to have 12 or something when my grandpa lived in the country. It was my heaven. Would love to have a cat like that now, looks like a mad tiger! :)

Originally posted by Mick Aneworderfan I adore cats. They're the animals most similar to women, both spiritually and phisycally.

You're a real pussy fan, I take it.

I can't stand cats

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

:finger:

:p

Cats are often better company than humans. The boundaries are clear, you feed them and provide warmth and shelter, they grace you with their presence when they feel like it. No unnecessary fannying about.

My favourite animals are Hamsters though, immensely entertaining little creatures. Our current one is a mad thing, escaped from his house to break into his treats box, stole all the treats and went back to bed in the house !

is it called Basil ?

No, he's called Barney.

Does he have a little autocue next to his house ?

Originally posted by Garymac Does he have a little autocue next to his house ?

No, he doesn't say very much. I'm not convinced he can read to be honest. We should have called him Gillian really, he just sits there in the corner, occasionally gets agitated but usually sleeps all day and gets up when he wants something. Nice work if you can get it.

A grand life, unlike his poor relatives who were purchased by a Mr Gere allegedly

Originally posted by Detweiler The boundaries are clear, you feed them and provide warmth and shelter, they grace you with their presence when they feel like it. No unnecessary fannying about.

*Exactly, they're not as hypocrite as dogs, if they want you to fuck off they make it clear. :)

My favourite animals are Hamsters though, immensely entertaining little creatures.

*The horror! My girlfriend and me bought a tiny little hamster, so nice and fluffy. Then he grew as big as a rat. We bought a female for him so y'know he could have some fun and build a family. And indeed some pretty baby hamsters came out of the house one morning. Turned out the female was a Siberian Hamster, already pregnant, and mixing normal hamster with siberians is like mixing cats and lions. The big hamster ate all the babies and killed the female a couple of days later!