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DON and his mate are visiting PLANET ROCKET this weekend.Should be quite scary for them actually.Please can fellow NOOL's give advice on how to make them feel welcome.What have you done to ensure your mates have felt at home.Must dash i have to clear the bodies out!:D ROCKET FAWLTY TOWERS

Just keep a knife down yer drawers !

Well make it clear that number ones in the sink are acceptable , but number twos are out. They can get the dog drunk/stoned, however the cat is currently on the 12 step programme. Pinhole burns are fine between friends, but the wife likes the pattern the axminster came with. Mooning of neighbours is optional Sadly The Weird Arms is no longer an option. If they're nice they can have an ice cream on the A6, from a genuine Italian Chorley Fella. The Yarrow Bridge if they're naughty. Source: Mrs garymacs pocket book of ettiquete and manners

Originally posted by Garymac Well make it clear that number ones in the sink are acceptable , but number twos are out.They can get the dog drunk/stoned, however the cat is currently on the 12 step programme.Pinhole burns are fine between friends, but the wife likes the pattern the axminster came with.Mooning of neighbours is optionalSadly The Weird Arms is no longer an option.If they're nice they can have an ice cream on the A6, from a genuine Italian Chorley Fella.The Yarrow Bridge if they're naughty.Source: Mrs garymacs pocket book of ettiquete and manners

Spent all last summers afternoon in the beer garden at THE YARROW BRIDGE!Indeed Kurt who owned THE WEIRD ARMS now owns CHORLEY'S crap nightclub APPLEJAX.Did you come to CHORLEY often as you do seem to know it well? Regards ROCKET MICK PS FREDERICK's ICE CREAM PARLOUR is still going strong.

Just make sure you have plenty of DoN's "Special" cream. That rash is nasty.

Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Garymac> Well make it clear that number ones in the sink are acceptable , but number twos are out.> They can get the dog drunk/stoned, however the cat is currently on the 12 step programme.> Pinhole burns are fine between friends, but the wife likes the pattern the axminster came with.> Mooning of neighbours is optional> Sadly The Weird Arms is no longer an option.> If they're nice they can have an ice cream on the A6, from a genuine Italian Chorley Fella.> The Yarrow Bridge if they're naughty.> Source: Mrs garymacs pocket book of ettiquete and manners

Spent all last summers afternoon in the beer garden at THE YARROW BRIDGE!Indded Kurt who owned THE WEIRD ARMS now owns CORLEY'S crap nightclub APPLEJAX.Did you come to CHORLEY often as you do seem to know it well? Regards ROCKET MICK PS FREDERICK's ICE CREAM PARLOUR is still going strong. Yeah , used to visit the Weird arms years ago, about a dozen of us went in trippin , one night, still live in fear of the flashbacks that may bring one day. Has to be said we never hit the any nightclubs 'round there, back into various vehicles and into M/CR usualy. I'll have to have a venture to the Yarrow come summer, I see they put an hotel behind it. As for Fredericks, in there a couple of Sundays ago, probably hit the place again this weekend on the way back from Blackpool. Was gonna buy a newsagents in Whittle-le-woods last year, but it all fell through, probably just as well, it would have cramped gigs a bit. See you in the beer garden

Thank god my mate dont read this forum! he'd be scared shitless!! and thats no good cause he's driving me up there!!

I coped with Shug for nearly 3 weeks on holiday in the States so i should be able to survive a wkd at Rocket Towers!! :D

...famous last words!!

Don't worry DON all is sorted.The display is ready of NEW ORDER and ELECTRONIC goodies,beer is chilling and the house has had a makeover.As SHUGZV will confirm it is not your average SEMI with all mod-cons.More like a lot of CONS in a semi.I have even bought some food in so look forward to your arrival.PAT and me are having a FEW before you arrive so keep TEXTING for details on how to arrive at PLANET ROCKET :D

Originally posted by Rocket Mick Don't worry DON all is sorted.The display is ready of NEW ORDER and ELECTRONIC goodies,beer is chilling and the house has had a makeover.As SHUGZV will confirm it is not your average SEMI with all mod-cons.More like a lot of CONS in a semi.I have even bought some food in so look forward to your arrival.PAT and me are having a FEW before you arrive so keep TEXTING for details on how to arrive at PLANET ROCKET :D

As they say in Corbyworld "sorted and pucker me ole mucker!"

Originally posted by ShugZV© Never seen this one before. Not Corbyspeak tho Bruv....ShugZSpeak:D

Corbyworld... hmm has got potential for a SouthPark type spinoff like Cartmanland perhaps!! :light:

How about afestival in Corby? CORBSTOCK :D

FCUK DON and his mate STEVE(THE INNOCENT ONE) can't half blag thier way through not buying a beer.\\\\\\\\\\\they said it was too cheap.

This is the innocent one "why do all the girls in chorley go slurp slurp while sucking dick" :p

Mick we left our "We survived Chorley" T-Shirts behind!!

Cheers for being a such great host! and yes people its all true, his NewOrder collection is fucking mindblowing!!

but strangely no sighting of RM yet. What did you do to him?