New game - Fantasy Shag

Right, the rules are that you must pick one hitherto unattainable member of the human race (whatever your preferences), and name them in this very thread as your very own fantasy shag.

You can't vote for more than one, you can't vote for anyone that has already been voted for. The winner will be the one that I agree with the most.

No contest so far.

This aint a Cormorant related thread then ?

Joan Chen , twin peaks era

Sorry no photo available for those born after the 80's

Jewel. Always liked her face and body. Less fan of the music though.

This months Empire features , the most paused videotape moments , includin one of Jessica Rabbit goin commando , not one I'm guilty of myself. One or two of the others though

Asia Argento

http://www.darkdreams.org/asia.html

who's next? betty rubble?

my pick: ioan gruffudd. welsh sexpot.

i know you won't pick him because you're not 'that way inclined,' but look at it from my perspective, eh?

www.ioan.palacecreations.com

Enrique Iglesias, phew Please, please, pretty please?

Guess

After seeing her on "Arrested Development" last night, I was reminded of how hot Heather Graham is

ONE? er,Miss Cat Deeley! question is,is she unobtainable to me?...;)

Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Guess

ok...

pat from eastenders?

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Asia Argentohttp://www.darkdreams.org/asia.html

She has quite a nice lower body tattoo

Cor Blimey !!!

Is that Jenna Jamieson,Tristan?

Originally posted by steve52 Is that Jenna Jamieson,Tristan?

No, Kristanna Loken; she's the babe who acted alongside Arnold in Terminator 3

Jenna is too skanky; I don't think I could find a decent picture of her without doing some guy

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol

I'm a dedicated hetero -but what a 'Stunna'

Laetita Casta, has been for quite awhile, though Scarlett Johannsson is very, very nice as well..........:)

Carrie-Anne Moss. I think the first 2 Matrix movies are an apt explanation.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Carrie-Anne Moss. I think the first 2 Matrix movies are an apt explanation.

She's a bit too mannish for my taste.

Originally posted by The DoN

err Don - isn't that Marcus?

Stacy Ferguson hmm.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be Carrie-Anne Moss. I think the first 2 Matrix movies are an apt explanation.

Fooked if I've heard an apt explanation for the second Matrix movie

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> Guess

ok...

pat from eastenders?

Live or in the studio ?

Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by AgentWood> > > > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> > Guess >

ok...

pat from eastenders?

Live or in the studio ?

do you mean with or without her glorious earrings?

She appeared on Graham Norton as a Dominatrix, sans earrings. She looked like an aggresive leather sofa

Originally posted by Garymac > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> Carrie-Anne Moss. I think the first 2 Matrix movies are an apt explanation.

Fooked if I've heard an apt explanation for the second Matrix movie The stunts were awesome and Carrie-Anne Moss looks hot on a motorcycle. That's enough for me

Originally posted by Garymac She appeared on Graham Norton as a Dominatrix, sans earrings.She looked like an aggresive leather sofa

i so wish i got BBC america...that sounds priceless.

Posh totty. Hurrah.

ok, tim, who's your choice then?

Hmmmm...tough call, but it'd hafta be none other than:

DIDO!!!

Yummy!! And she can sing me sleep after she rapes me!!

Sir Chunks nooooooooooo!!!! Fuck no! Her music is so boring, The Most Boring Music In The World - Official, I'd rather cut her throath (at least to damage her voice :p ). Pretty lass, but couldn't ever kiss such a boring bitch!

Well, maybe after a year without sex...

Originally posted by Mick Aneworderfan Sir Chunks nooooooooooo!!!! Fuck no! Her music is so boring, The Most Boring Music In The World - Official, I'd rather cut her throath (at least to damage her voice :p ). Pretty lass, but couldn't ever kiss such a boring bitch!Well, maybe after a year without sex...

Ouch mate! Hey, it's my fantasy shag, so no pissing in my wheaties bowl please sir.

Besides, I'm a big fan of the 'Boring' music from time to time. And let's not think of her in the solo sense but rather with her big brother back ye olde FAITHLESS days, to which she still adds an element of beauty to from time to time.

DIDO + ROLLO = Good Chillin' Tunes.

That's the gist!!

Uh, was she in Faithless too? Didn't know that... well, Faithless were OK... Anyway I was only joking of course. I mean, my fantasy shag is Jewel, honestly I don't know who sounds more boring between her and Dido!

angelina jolie. How do you copy and paste photos onto here. I have a hot one that I took of her the other day, after we had a drink...... :bag:

Originally posted by Doggy angelina jolie. How do you copy and paste photos onto here. I have a hot one that I took of her the other day, after we had a drink...... :bag:

I don't see how people can think she's attractive. I know we all have our opinions, but I can't stand her lips and she reminds me of a weasel. Plus, aside from "Girl, Interrupted," she hasn't ever been in a decent movie (Tomb Raider doesn't count).

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Doggy> angelina jolie. How do you copy and paste photos onto here. I have a hot one that I took of her the other day, after we had a drink...... :bag:

I don't see how people can think she's attractive. I know we all have our opinions, but I can't stand her lips and she reminds me of a weasel. Plus, aside from "Girl, Interrupted," she hasn't ever been in a decent movie (Tomb Raider doesn't count). Are you saying "Hackers" wasn't a good movie?!

No wait, it sucked. Nevermind...you're right.

But she did get naked a lot in "Gia," so I guess that made it worth watching.

:\pimp3:

now only if I had three arms...

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by Doggy> angelina jolie. How do you copy and paste photos onto here. I have a hot one that I took of her the other day, after we had a drink...... :bag:

I don't see how people can think she's attractive. I know we all have our opinions, but I can't stand her lips and she reminds me of a weasel. Plus, aside from "Girl, Interrupted," she hasn't ever been in a decent movie (Tomb Raider doesn't count). of course Tomb Raider counts! Angelina side saddling that horse: love2: I thought the movie was going to be atrocious, but I found it entertaining. Angelina Jolie is gorgeous, her lips eyes and body both do it for me.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by Doggy> > angelina jolie. How do you copy and paste photos onto here. I have a hot one that I took of her the other day, after we had a drink...... :bag:>

I don't see how people can think she's attractive. I know we all have our opinions, but I can't stand her lips and she reminds me of a weasel. Plus, aside from "Girl, Interrupted," she hasn't ever been in a decent movie (Tomb Raider doesn't count). of course Tomb Raider counts! Angelina side saddling that horse: love2: I thought the movie was going to be atrocious, but I found it entertaining. Angelina Jolie is gorgeous, her lips eyes and body both do it for me. Any movie based on a video game is bound to be utter shite.

I thought Tron was ok

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol now only if I had three arms...

Some of us do Tristan, some of us do...

:\pimp3:

Angelina Jolie can never top the real Lara. I mean, I bet you can't get Angelina on all fours and grunting by just using two fingers...

Originally posted by Old Blue Angelina Jolie can never top the real Lara. I mean, I bet you can't get Angelina on all fours and grunting by just using two fingers...

That's a challenge I'd gladly accept. She's a red as well so I have an advantage. Did I mention I've been to a match she was at?

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© > Originally posted by Old Blue Angelina Jolie can never top the real Lara. I mean, I bet you can't get Angelina on all fours and grunting by just using two fingers...

That's a challenge I'd gladly accept. She's a red as well so I have an advantage. Did I mention I've been to a match she was at?

That must of hit the spot mate... (unlike Owen)

Originally posted by Old Blue Angelina Jolie can never top the real Lara. I mean, I bet you can't get Angelina on all fours and grunting by just using two fingers...

Does the good Mrs Blue enjoy the forums OB? Too busy with the kids?

:\pimp3:

Actually she does pop in here from time to time...

She "understands" my attraction to a computer generated fictional character.

That's what he thinks - Mrs Old Blue

PS Give me Johnny Depp anytime!!

please tell me this really happened

oh, of course it didn't, but funny anyway. :D

Originally posted by Old Blue That's what he thinks - Mrs Old Blue

He behaves all geezery and laddish on the forums here, doesn't he Mrs OB? "Yeah I'd give her a bit of the old two fingers", etc.

I bet he's a placid little puppy at home.

It's probably all changing nappies, making tea, building model hovercrafts and stuff.

:\pimp3:

Spot on! I could completely ruin his cred but I'm far too nice for that. - Mrs OB

...baby, one more time...

The Saviour

Saviour, who is that in your pic?

Alicia Witt

Originally posted by The Saviour Alicia Witt

She was the little girl in the movie Dune!! Many...many, moons ago.

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS > Originally posted by The Saviour> Alicia Witt

She was the little girl in the movie Dune!! Many...many, moons ago.

Has she done any films of late, or did she go to school? Last thing I can recall seeing her in is that John Waters flick Cecil B. Demented.