FOR SALE One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type),in urgent need of repair (wheels have come off..again). One careless owner, details from Clive, Tel.Twickenham 20-14.
FOR SALE 100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves - unused (choice of 1998/99, 1999/2000, 2000/2001and 2003/2004 ) Contact : RFU, Twickenham.
LOST (on way to Twickenham) (i) Plan B (ii) Graciousness (iii) Bottle. Please contact : L. Daglalio, C. Woodward.
MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD 49,000 spectators watched helplessly Yesterday as 15 sportsmen choked in front of them, apparently after being force-fed a large slice of humble pie. A doctor attending the scene said that the men had a medical history of this sort of thing: apparently it also happened in 2000 in Edinburgh, Wembley in 1999 and Landsdowne in 2001.
IN MEMORIAM Slam, G : passed away, 6th March 2004. Sorely missed by Clive and the boys.
WANTED. By everyone else - the Webb Ellis Trophy :D
