My last ever post :jawdrop: :faint: :(

My fellow NO-Onliners,

I regret to say that this will be my last-ever post on this fine website. Over the course of the past few weeks, I re-examined my devotion to the band and found it lacking. Over time, I have grown apart from the original reasons I came here (to discuss the music I love) and instead continue to make a horse's ass of myslf.

Searching for answers, I found that perhaps Jesus was calling me to something higher. You'll notice that I haven't been around much lately, it's symptomatic of my lack of desire to even continue with my Godless facade. What's more, after much soul-searching, I have questioned whether my "hatred" for Bush and the Repubs was in fact misguided love. Alas, that is the case.

Having lived a lie for so long now, I can't bear to continue. I will be gone from these pages from now on. I have fulfilled every wish that I ever had when I first signed on. It's been a great 3-year ride, and I really appreciate the friends I've made here. But my newfound faith clashes with the often obscene content that the site traffics in. I don't want to name names, but some of you are destined for eternal damnation with your continuous blasphemy.

All in all, I feel I've contributed my fair share of filth over the years, and for that I'm sorry.

So adios, NO Online. I will miss you all. I wish this was an April Fool's joke, but I know you will all have to get on without me.

Farewell, Trevor aka Taboo

PS We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

For an April Fool's joke, couldn't you just say you are gay?

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 But my newfound faith clashes with the often obscene content that the site traffics in. I don't want to name names, but some of you are destined for eternal damnation with your continuous blasphemy.

*Oi, you fookin cunt, your fookin April's fookin fool is not fookin credible at fookin all! :D

We appreciate the effort though.

Anyway nobody has still said wether the Ian Curtis statue news is an April's fool or not, now if it is that's a well made April's fool. I've read comments from Italian fans on some mailing lists and they're all slightly worried about such a thing, I guess they find a bit of bad taste in the idea...

By the way did you know Alex Staszko is the new New Order manager (apparently because Andy Robinson will reform Life and therefore hasn't time anymore to do the manager)? Alex even finally replied, told you he's a good guy after all...

ape'l phuls

See you on-line tomorrow then! :D

who dare wins rodney

You LOOKING at ME........if only you could come back at EASTER!

I won't substitute you, Taboo

Please, tell me it's true

Originally posted by Server Error in "/" Application Please, tell me it's true

Sorry........APRIL FOOL'S!

Okay, it wasn't that believable but I'm a simple man, a man of the land, a simple country farmer :D

I did get a coworker real good earlier tonight, though: he hadn't been at work for a few weeks, so I told him our boss had been fired, that he "got caught with one of the hot cashiers in the back room". The fact that we no longer have any hot cashiers should have been a dead giveaway :p

Nobody at worked even tried anything at all, a bit odd seeing that it's mostly guys, but then we were all quite busy, and horseplay wouldn't have gone over very well.

Originally posted by Green Nobody at worked even tried anything at all, a bit odd seeing that it's mostly guys, but then we were all quite busy, and horseplay wouldn't have gone over very well.

Nice avatar Allan, Most extreme elimination challenge!

At least there aren't any final Yanni, David Hasselhoff, or Lionel Richie pictures.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be At least there aren't any final Yanni, David Hasselhoff, or Lionel Richie pictures.

Yeah, but have you seen the interview where the guys say Hello is one of their favorite clips?

Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built

Brilliant avatar

Have you nicked it from another forum?

To quote a wise man.....

"walk in silence".

Why the hell do avatars not appear animated on this machine?? They do on my laptop!

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Green Nobody at worked even tried anything at all, a bit odd seeing that it's mostly guys, but then we were all quite busy, and horseplay wouldn't have gone over very well.

Nice avatar Allan, Most extreme elimination challenge!

Thankyouveryverymuch :) Been watching it since last year, and decided to ditch the Simpsons for this. Stoopidly funny stuff that has me ROTFLMMFAO, favourite quote from one of the female contestants, to her husband: "If we win, I'll give it to you the other way!!!"

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Green Nobody at worked even tried anything at all, a bit odd seeing that it's mostly guys, but then we were all quite busy, and horseplay wouldn't have gone over very well.

Nice avatar Allan, Most extreme elimination challenge!

Thankyouveryverymuch :) Been watching it since last year, and decided to ditch the Simpsons for this. Stoopidly funny stuff that has me ROTFLMMFAO, favourite quote from one of the female contestants, to her husband: "If we win, I'll give it to you the other way!!!" I like the episode where the LeDouche family faced off against the Babaganoush family; near the end of the episode when the announcer Kenny Blankenship orders Guy LeDouche's cousin, Gail, to be thrown out; she proclaims, "I'm gonna get Blankenshipped tonight! Whoo hoo!!!"