The Idiots are out in full force today... — Forum Archive

9 Apr 2004, 15:56

hmmm...it's the Friday before Easter, and I had all sorts of ass clowns bemoaning the fact that we were out of bunny ears, pink easter grass, or any number of products...what the fook were they waiting for...

then I had some twit start screaming at me because I wouldn't mark down a damaged piece of merchandise to her liking...she's screaming at me, then she starts screaming at other customers, so when I tell her she has to leave the building for disrupting business, she calls the police...

lucky for her she left, because when the officer arrives, he laughs because he said he would have been forced to cuff her and take her downtown...

is there something in the air???

9 Apr 2004, 16:01

it's the spirit of jesus infecting our fundamentalist souls... :evil4:

9 Apr 2004, 16:05

Happy Easter to everybody! :beer:

9 Apr 2004, 16:20

happy passover too!

9 Apr 2004, 17:10

:eek: Everyone who has a car, caravan and/or children is on the road. The stores are selling out of everything. The people who run the train network have decided to do major repair and maintenance works over this weekend because there will perhaps be only 3 million travellers instead of the usual 5 million. Happy, happy-- :\ohwell:

9 Apr 2004, 17:16

as long as they don't sell out of beer this weekend, I'll be a happy camper!!!

9 Apr 2004, 17:38

I can't wait til Monday when all the Easter candy at Albertsons will be marked down by half.

9 Apr 2004, 18:06

And what is wrong with the easter candy at Target???

Come on, help out my 401K man!!!

9 Apr 2004, 19:14

I'm looking forward to my annual big chocolate bunny, the kind that's hollowed out in the inside...helps satiate my murderous rage :evil4:

I have to work tomorrow (look for Easter-related horror stories sunday morning) :uhoh:

I'm probably gonna get dragged to church Sunday :shrug: as long as there are some good-looking women there I suppose it'll be alright (now I'm going to hell for cruising the church for some tail :evil3: )

9 Apr 2004, 19:21

Window shopping again, eh Tabsy???

9 Apr 2004, 19:25

at least tabs isn't window shopping at the local elemantary school.

9 Apr 2004, 20:16

Originally posted by sean at least tabs isn't window shopping at the local elemantary school.

Hey, don't knock it til you try it :evil4: ( :ignore: )

The real shitty thing about spring break is, you never see the girls that you usually get to talk to at school anywhere, no matter where you go. There's two or three I've had my eye on (from clear across the classroom) who I haven't seen at all during my two trips down Clemson way. I mean, c'mon, everybody goes to Clemson during their break, right? Am I just crazy or something? :shrug:

Anyway, damn spring weather is making me....pollen-congested :p What, did you think I was going to say "horny"? :evil4:

9 Apr 2004, 20:59

The idiots sure were out in full force today..................and most of 'em round here were driving down Lancaster Drive in Salem around noon, not knowing what lane they needed to be in, etc., never mind using those things like turn signals. Salem has a population of just over 106, 000; there is no need to turn that stretch of highway into something out of rush hour LA or Seattle.

Other than idiot drivers, things are just peachy, I've got some Black Butte Porter and Foster's in the fridge, plus I get to put a new CD/DVD drive in my computer, tomorrow of course, when I've sobered up :lol:

10 Apr 2004, 04:11

Fosters? Urgh!! Fuckin horrible stuff. Get yourself some Kronenbourg mate,its all about self respect you know.

10 Apr 2004, 16:08

I drink their Special Bitter, which has a much better taste than the blue label stuff, which I find to be a bit too sickly sweet for my taste.

10 Apr 2004, 21:42

Nothing terribly interesting at work, just a bunch of senseless assholes stocking up on our moldy Easter candy (hey, it's been up since the first week of March, it can't be good)

10 Apr 2004, 21:48

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Nothing terribly interesting at work, just a bunch of senseless assholes stocking up on our moldy Easter candy (hey, it's been up since the first week of March, it can't be good)

Candy always stays good! I always stock up on candy the day after a holiday; Walgreens, Albertsons, and Target are the best places to get discounted candy usually.

10 Apr 2004, 22:16

Originally posted by steve52 Fosters? Urgh!! Fuckin horrible stuff. Get yourself some Kronenbourg mate,its all about self respect you know.

Too right. Fosters=shite. That Kronenbourg's nice enough though! As were the half dozen bottles of Stella I just finished. :nod:

And FAO: Jeff; Once again your account of dealing with Joe Public makes me spectacularly grateful my job doesn't require doing that! Once bitten, forever shy. Never again. Especially as from what I can see, over here, the loopers are out whenever the day ends in "Y".

11 Apr 2004, 00:52

yes...and just spent a wonderful day dealing with more morons...I am so glad that all the retards, no, retarded people are actually nice, all the IDIOTS come out en force around the holidays...

anybody know what I can do with this history degree hanging on the wall???

I loved working for Target when I was the overnight manager...no customers...now, I am getting quite sick of it...hell, I even inquired about going back to nights...alas, I have been told FAT CHANCE....sigh......

11 Apr 2004, 01:17

Originally posted by Big Bag O' Shrooms anybody know what I can do with this history degree hanging on the wall???

Law school. :evil4:

11 Apr 2004, 05:36

Originally posted by Duckman I can't wait til Monday when all the Easter candy at Albertsons will be marked down by half.

Chocolate is always better when you can get twice as much for the same cost--mmm :D

12 Apr 2004, 11:52

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr > Originally posted by Big Bag O' Shrooms> anybody know what I can do with this history degree hanging on the wall???

Law school. :evil4:

teaching credential?

12 Apr 2004, 12:19

You could do a Frank Abingnale Jr with it. :evil4:

12 Apr 2004, 12:37

Originally posted by sean > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> > > > Originally posted by Big Bag O' Shrooms> > anybody know what I can do with this history degree hanging on the wall???>

Law school. :evil4:

teaching credential?

got the credentials...but would you trust me to teach your child??? :eek3:

12 Apr 2004, 12:38

yes. in fact, i'd love you to.