Porn? SP1? — Forum Archive — New Order Online

20 Apr 2004, 04:37

We've just about exhausted the tits :evil4: We could move onto arses - but there are plenty of them here already:D

This is a thread for people to put one picture up of their favourite porn star, don't worry if you don't know their name - a picture will suffice.....but peeps, try and keep it clean, tits are just about acceptable, but NO gash or beaver shots. Until I receive a bollocking from Nicos or Sebsy......HAVE FUN!!!!

Oh - and can people not reply with quotes please. It's fucking annoying when you scroll past the same picture 25 times. Thanks.

20 Apr 2004, 04:41

Show us yours and we'll show you ours... :eek3:

20 Apr 2004, 05:04

Methinks this isn't a thread for opening when at work ! I shall post a splendid pic of the delectable Kirsten Imrie for you all later

20 Apr 2004, 05:23

okay...that's twice I couldn't make it work...

I give up!!!

can't post a pic of a porn star...can't do an avatar...what a lame ass!!!

:stupid:

20 Apr 2004, 05:28

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Methinks this isn't a thread for opening when at work ! I shall post a splendid pic of the delectable Kirsten Imrie for you all later

Indeed, I was gonna go for Briana Banks :love2: but even with google's 'safe search' on I still couldn't find an image which our firewall would let me view.

I figure, from work, I'm just gonna see this thread as a long list of red crosses. Which are fetching, obviously, if you have a red-cross fetish.

20 Apr 2004, 05:55

i can´t decide between Tania Russof

and Angelica Bella

i remember i was shocked with this two 10/12 years ago :eek:

20 Apr 2004, 06:10

wahey - pictures at last :clap:

I cannae post any pictures from here either. It's bad enough just being here - if I get caught it's cheerio from the Shugster:D

20 Apr 2004, 08:23

Originally posted by almanso i can´t decide between Tania Russofand Angelica Bellai remember i was shocked with this two 10/12 years ago

"Hey hey sophisticated lady" :love2:

20 Apr 2004, 08:31

:nonono: Jorge, what did I say about replying with quotes above :skeptic:

Luckily enough for you, the pictures are good enough to be shown again:D

20 Apr 2004, 08:47

Originally posted by ShugZV© Jorge, what did I say about replying with quotes above

I'm just seeing multiple red-crosses. :(

20 Apr 2004, 08:58

Have you got a firewall on? Check yer security settings.

They are Unblondes though Al;)

20 Apr 2004, 11:04

Originally posted by ShugZV© Have you got a firewall on? Check yer security settings.They are Unblondes though Al

I'm doing this at work. You can't get outside the firewall.

20 Apr 2004, 11:19

:lol:

I ain't much use am I? (Cue Dave)

20 Apr 2004, 16:05

Well, I always loved the angel-face Savannah:

Too bad she lost control.

20 Apr 2004, 17:16

Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese Well, I always loved the angel-face Savannah:Too bad she lost control.

you can´t link a file from Geocities, Jorge. neither from other free servers (tripod, yahoo, etc).

here´s a Savannah picture:

20 Apr 2004, 17:19

Originally posted by almanso > Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese> Well, I always loved the angel-face Savannah:> > > > Too bad she lost control.

you can´t link a file from Geocities, Jorge. neither from other free servers (tripod, yahoo, etc).

here´s a Savannah picture: That doesn't show either, but for Julio's pic I just right clicked on the cross and got the link from the properties

20 Apr 2004, 18:01

Former soft-core porn starlet (and George Clooney ex) Krista Allen :faint:

20 Apr 2004, 18:14

not bad...

20 Apr 2004, 18:58

Dear Almanso and Tristan:

I'm neither Jorge or Julio, the name's Alexandre. Have you been drinking? I forgive you both since I guess you're just astonished with the Savannah pic. :D

Well, I can see the picture I posted, Almanso, but I can't see yours. How is it possible?

20 Apr 2004, 19:03

Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese Dear Almanso and Tristan:I'm neither Jorge or Julio, the name's Alexandre. Have you been drinking?

:laugh: Seb will never forgive these mistakes though :love2: :evil4:

20 Apr 2004, 19:25

Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese I'm neither Jorge or Julio, the name's Alexandre. Have you been drinking?

damn milk chocolate! :evil4:

sorry, man. i do know your name. but as someone called you Jorge it might have sticked in my head when i posted. ;)

and about the pictures... god knows what is happening! :shrug:

20 Apr 2004, 19:57

Originally posted by Spiderburguer with Cheese Dear Almanso and Tristan:I'm neither Jorge or Julio, the name's Alexandre. Have you been drinking? I forgive you both since I guess you're just astonished with the Savannah pic. :DWell, I can see the picture I posted, Almanso, but I can't see yours. How is it possible?

I'm sorry as well; I just had a brain lapse there :shrug:

20 Apr 2004, 22:02

Eh, I don't look at porn :ignore:

21 Apr 2004, 04:42

Ups! Sorry, my beloved Scottish Moderator! I got carried away by Alejo's luuuuuurvely pics, I guess!

21 Apr 2004, 06:00

Originally posted by Monsieur Round&Round Ups!Sorry, my beloved Scottish Moderator!I got carried away by Alejo's luuuuuurvely pics, I guess!

:lol: Nae bother comapdre, I was hoping there'd be a few more pictures on the site today! I'm sure I can find a few over the weekend :evil4:

21 Apr 2004, 08:34

Just to put a downer on things: I read in the paper over the weekend that the 10-14 billion dollar-a-year U.S. porn industry is facing a serious crisis, as one leading star has just been diagnosed with AIDS. Unfortunately, since unwittingly contracting the virus he's - ahem - "worked" with dozens of other pornsters, who have in turn "worked" with dozens of others, and so on. Apparently, the industry has ceased virtually all production until everyone has been tested.

Just so you all know you might be lusting over pictures of the living dead.

21 Apr 2004, 08:46

Gives Shaun Of The Dead a whole new twist. :evil4:

21 Apr 2004, 12:11

Tell you what, a Google search on that Angelica Bella has got me thinking about taking the day off tomorrow to have a ahem surf...... :evil4:

21 Apr 2004, 15:00

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead Just so you all know you might be lusting over pictures of the living dead.

Well, that's never stopped me from thumbing through my collection of Louise Brooks photos.

21 Apr 2004, 15:11

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead Just to put a downer on things: I read in the paper over the weekend that the 10-14 billion dollar-a-year U.S. porn industry is facing a serious crisis, as one leading star has just been diagnosed with AIDS. Unfortunately, since unwittingly contracting the virus he's - ahem - "worked" with dozens of other pornsters, who have in turn "worked" with dozens of others, and so on. Apparently, the industry has ceased virtually all production until everyone has been tested.Just so you all know you might be lusting over pictures of the living dead.

Not bloody likely that I'll be doing that, the only star I've been attracted to hasn't made any films for at least 4 years, I think, and that would be Nikki Dial.

21 Apr 2004, 15:14

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Tell you what, a Google search on that Angelica Bella has got me thinking about taking the day off tomorrow to have a ahem surf......

i had fun looking for those pictures and remembering the old days! that girl was the most beautiful of the old school 16mm porn movies. apart from the porn itself they offered you a story and a good filming quality. when you compare them to the newer ones (even though since years i don´t see one) when you only have a bed, and everyone is jumping there to do their things and finito... :shrug:

22 Apr 2004, 15:22

That's how it must be for me. Those movies pretending to have a plot are just ridiculous... (I mean, look at a porn set in the old wild west... you see the cowboys, the saloon, some idiot acting and dialogues, and just say "yeah, but when do they fuck the chicks?!" :D ) porn is about sex, and nothing else, the closer it gets to reality the better, that's why a rough amateur (with people doing it for fun) will always be better than those stupid Californian sophisticated movies with actresses looking like inflatable dolls (doing it for the money... erm, isn't it just like prostitution?) and useless special effects. Get a camera, some common people on a bed, and action, that's it... :D

22 Apr 2004, 15:25

peter saville would love this thread :D

22 Apr 2004, 21:33

Originally posted by Mick Aneworderfan That's how it must be for me. Those movies pretending to have a plot are just ridiculous... (I mean, look at a porn set in the old wild west... you see the cowboys, the saloon, some idiot acting and dialogues, and just say "yeah, but when do they fuck the chicks?!" :D ) porn is about sex, and nothing else, the closer it gets to reality the better, that's why a rough amateur (with people doing it for fun) will always be better than those stupid Californian sophisticated movies with actresses looking like inflatable dolls (doing it for the money... erm, isn't it just like prostitution?) and useless special effects.Get a camera, some common people on a bed, and action, that's it... :D

I agree. No one wants to wank to a bunch of overdelivered dialogue.

22 Apr 2004, 23:25

But don't you love the titles that play on "legit" movie titles?

23 Apr 2004, 04:28

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr But don't you love the titles that play on "legit" movie titles?

You mean, like "Edward Penishands"?

23 Apr 2004, 07:51

think she thought she could sing as well :nuts: :nuts:

24 Apr 2004, 02:25

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope > Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr> But don't you love the titles that play on "legit" movie titles?

You mean, like "Edward Penishands"?

Precisely.

24 Apr 2004, 02:48

hehehe :evil4:

i remember one called "Jane Bond"