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Use the name of your fist pet as your first name and your mothers maiden name as your surname.

I am, wait for it BOBO FLETCHER

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche and that should read first pet not fist pet ahem :jawdrop:

Fist pet? It's all in the day's work of a pornstar

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Thats as may be, but what would your Porn Star name be ?

Louis Jayol (same last name, my mom got married after giving birth to me)

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Flash Johnson. :evil4:

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Originally posted by SP1 Flash Johnson. :evil4:

:clap:

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Nothing spectacular here: Smokey Seigler :shrug:

If I could pick my own name for the porn star name, it would be .........Jack Offer, Private Dick :evil4:

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Daniel Ferguson.....boring

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Rainbow Nahrabeska. I doubt I'm spelling my mother's maiden name properly, though.

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BLACKIE WHITE:D

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Since mine is so boring (see above), can I just suggest the one I'd choose for myself:

Pennis the Menace

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Michael..I like that one...

mine would be Baron Wagoner...how boring...

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lucky bibi.... damn that sounds lame.

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Spotdick ?

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Originally posted by kamar khan lucky bibi.... damn that sounds lame.

Yeah, but at least yours doesn't sound like that of a gay Russian porn star.

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Nickolaus Imperatrice

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I've also heard the formula as 1st pet's name + the name of the street you lived when you were growing up.

That would make me Nickolaus Linwood.

It would make my girlfriend Bubbles Normandie!

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Originally posted by Spotnick Spotdick ?

hmmm...they have doctors for that type of thing, you know?

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Originally posted by WenOrder bruce le :scratch:no joke! :P

I just remembered my very first pet was a dog named brownie

brownie le :(

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taro goodier. boring.

i still think hugh jackman has the best porn name ever.

or maybe former new hampshire congressman dick swett.

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Tony Chede. :D

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best porn name ever...

I went to school with a lass with the unfortunate name of

Cheryl Screws...poor girl...

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Originally posted by Generic best porn name ever...I went to school with a lass with the unfortunate name ofCheryl Screws...poor girl...

That reminds me of a guy in 7th grade: Jack Hoffman. One of the teachers would read the role call and every day someone would laugh. It's alright though, Jack was an kind of an asshole.

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If i use my dads mothers name & my second pets name i get "Dash Rip Rock"

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Tiger Yeomans presenting for duty y'all :laugh:

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Smudge Thurgood.:eek:

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Originally posted by SP1 If i use my dads mothers name & my second pets name i get "Dash Rip Rock"

Rip Rock, Zap Rap sounds like a close relative. Is your mum related to Devastatin Dave?

sorry I just think this site needed more exposure to Devastatin Dave :evil4:

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you know...I suddenly have the urge to go to WinMX and see if I can find any of Dave's choons...

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Charlie Thompson - i work on low budget films then?:confused2:

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Master Bates?

(Ok, stole it from a tv show I don't remember)

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Tippy Mellen :evil4:

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Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche Rocket Mick's is Rocket Mick ahem

Bloody hell i have been sussed..or it that......:D

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Originally posted by Rocket Mick > Originally posted by Digital Mike Binoche> Rocket Mick's is Rocket Mick ahem

Bloody hell i have been sussed..or it that......:D

Well you should have wiped over the old video first ! Footage may be grainy, but no mistaking Rocketman !!!!!

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i guess im Tikki Bowen doesn't sound very sexy but a litel exotic!,lol:laugh:

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