Going to a wedding this weekend (not my own) :)

I'll let ya know if I get lucky with a bridesmaid :sex:

Wish me luck!

good luck in catching the bouquet. :p

Ask the live band to try to play the opening bass line of AOC on a banjo

Originally posted by Generic in the middle of the ceremony, you should jump up and scream...play Blue Monday you fooking c#nts!!!

Blue Monday is so generic it gets a cheap laugh.

Atmosphere

Good fuck.

Yeah, I'm not getting married this weekend either. Nor does it look like I'll be doing any bridesmaids this weekend. Hey Taboo, while you're away, would you mind if I gave the sheep a call?

Get drunk. Really drunk. That is all.

:p

Originally posted by Aleph Get drunk. Really drunk. That is all.:p

Yes, hopefully you'll sleep with something. But you'll wake with a hangover.

No luck on either the sex or booze: All the bridesmaids were married or with boyfriends, and they were probably distantly related to me somehow

As for the booze: The wedding took place in a "dry" county in NC :(

But it was a nice excuse to get out of work for a few days, and the ceremony was lovely. I just had to enjoy it sober, that's all...

Oh, and having the DJ decide to sing a Journey song at the reception afterwords was a bit much, but nobody could've prevented that :barf:

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Hey Taboo, while you're away, would you mind if I gave the sheep a call?

Remember when we had that talk about "ewe-swapping" and how badly that turned out?