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Okay, inspired by the Happy Birthday thread for Mr. Jarvis, here's an idea....
Let's try to figure out which NOOLer is going to die first! Take all risk factors into account: age, profession, physical/mental health, location, level of substance abuse, attitude, etc., etc.
Let the speculation begin!
I heard tall people die sooner. I was exposed to second hand smoke for about 13 years. My aunt has skin cancer, and I have many moles and beauty marks. I'm a detestable cunt who might get shot. I like to eat junk food. But since I'm a stubborn cunt as well, I'll stay alive until I am eighty I hope. 61.5 more good years left.
I'm going to die first. No reasons, but I just have a feeling I'm going to. I haven't smoked (but did get a lot of second hand smoke), I seldom drink, I rarely "party," and my diet isn't that bad (aside from the last two years on food from my school's cafeteria). But, nevertheless, my spleen will probably explode, my stomach will probably implode, or else, I'll just fall over one day while I'm riding the subway with New Order's Substance, disc 1, on my walkman.
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be I'm going to die first. No reasons, but I just have a feeling I'm going to. I haven't smoked (but did get a lot of second hand smoke), I seldom drink, I rarely "party," and my diet isn't that bad (aside from the last two years on food from my school's cafeteria). But, nevertheless, my spleen will probably explode, my stomach will probably implode, or else, I'll just fall over one day while I'm riding the subway with New Order's Substance, disc 1, on my walkman.
Whatever, it's not me...
Originally posted by twist Maybe you should learn to love Movement, the secret to long healthy life and sex.
So, because I don't like Movement, all girls have avoided me for the past 20 years?
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by twist> Maybe you should learn to love Movement, the secret to long healthy life and sex.
So, because I don't like Movement, all girls have avoided me for the past 20 years? Hell yeah. As soon as I put on the disc and Hooky's beard starts singing the first track, the ladies start unzipping my pants.
well...if it has to do with habits...I reckon since me and Shuglet love the alky and the smokes, we shall be the first...
but they say only the good die young, so we shall end up as roomies at the retirement home...
my bet is that it will be that lad with the mini-disc fiasco...El Jarvo will break his skull for getting his hopes up!!!:p
but seriously...this is a fooked up thread...actually...my knee does hurt...maybe that is a sign!!!
Originally posted by SPone Easy,its gonna be JSB.
Don't appreciate you laughing about my impending demise, SP, but you're probably right. I'm overweight for my height, even though I'm pretty tall, I eat way too much fast food (damn you Ronald McDonald!), I smoke, & I don't get any exercise...
Beat that!
But then again, I could meet him in the United States, and then I could carry a gun and everything would be ok.
As a fanatical cleric with a hook for a hand, I think it's going to be me. All who disagree are clearly infidels and will also die (but after I do).
Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by twist> Maybe you should learn to love Movement, the secret to long healthy life and sex.
So, because I don't like Movement, all girls have avoided me for the past 20 years?
no, its cause you look like that guy from the cure.
Originally posted by Clockwork C > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> > > > Originally posted by twist> > Maybe you should learn to love Movement, the secret to long healthy life and sex.
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So, because I don't like Movement, all girls have avoided me for the past 20 years?
no, its cause you look like that guy from the cure. Which guy from the Cure? I don't look like Robert or Simon and my hair's too long compared to Perry's and Rodger's.
Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I heard tall people die sooner. I was exposed to second hand smoke for about 13 years. My aunt has skin cancer, and I have many moles and beauty marks. I'm a detestable cunt who might get shot. I like to eat junk food. But since I'm a stubborn cunt as well, I'll stay alive until I am eighty I hope. 61.5 more good years left.
Tall people die sooner? i'm 6.3, i'm doomed. Thanx for that information Tristan.
