Best Song Titles.....Ever

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit I hate Nerys Hughes Fookinell it's Fred Titmus

bit of a pattern emerging here !

...'Coitus Interruptus' by FAD GADGET...

"Beaver Patrol" by Pop Will Eat Itself.

Yes, it's about going out on the pull......

All songs titles from Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo's album "Strange but True". E.g.,

* Embarrassed teen accidentally uses valuable rare postage stamp * Retired grocer constructs tiny Mount Rushmore entirley of cheese * X-ray reveals doctor left wristwatch inside patient * Ohio town saved from killer bees by hungry vampire bats * Car gears stick in reverse, daring driver crosses town backwards

In the true spirit of last saturday, i am going to have to nominate

The World is Full of Crashing Bores and We Hate it When Our Friends become Successful.

to nkroachment, yarbles & german athlete cured were good.

some of the cocteaus ones are just weird & let's not even go into the sigur ros area!

good work ben on those though - sound like headlines from the sport mind...

Originally posted by Facthunt to nkroachment, yarbles & german athlete cured were good.some of the cocteaus ones are just weird & let's not even go into the sigur ros area!good work ben on those though - sound like headlines from the sport mind...

Mmmm: Cocteau Twins - "A Kissed-out Red Floatboat", "Ella Megalast Burls Forever", "The Itchy Glowbo Blow", "Spooning Good Singing Gum"....

...you don't think they were taking the piss, do you!!!

Originally posted by ShugZV© I have to nominate "The light at the end of the tunnel is that of an oncoming train" Half Man Half Biscuit

Bloody hell, I can't even come to NOOL & escape that awful racket.

:headoff:

virginia plain ???

"smack my bitch up" -the prodigy "Crucial Bar-B Q" -Murphy's Law

Pimp Juice- Nelly

Good call Shug, anything by HMHB is worth a look - always loved "I went from the Andes to the Indies in my undies"! Sadly disproves my theory that I'm the only wit to emerge from the Wirral mind... My uncle knows the singer Nigel, I have to meet the man someday; foregoing appearances on The Tube 'cause it clashed with Tranmere Rovers' home games - brilliant.

Also quite enjoyed Section 25's "Never mind the Sex Pistols - Here's the bollocks".

Cramps:

Bikini girls with machine guns I wanna get in your pants The creature from the black leather lagoon

Here are some of my favourites:

2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please (by Spolodgenessabounds) Do It Like A Robot (by Princess Superstar) Friggin' In The Riggin' (by the Sex Pistols) My Tiger Is Ravenous (by Tone Theory) Old Red Eyes Is Back (by The Beautiful South) Preaching To The Perverted (by Pop Will Eat Itself) Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong (by Radiohead) She Kissed Me (It Felt Like A Hit) (by Spiritualized) The Pop Singer's Fear Of The Pollen Count (by The Divine Comedy) The Unconditional Discipline Of The Bastard Prince (by Volga Select) There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards (by Ian Dury & The Blockheads) There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis (by Kirsty MacColl)

'Love Comes in Spurts' by Richard Hell and the Voidoids

I saw an X-ray of a Girl Passing Gas---The Butthole Surfers

On the album this title is not written, rather, a stick figure drawing of it is used.

Great song BTW

moneen - i have never done anything for anyone that was not for me as well moneen - what did you say sorry my eyes are on fire one for all - poo devastatin' dave - zip zap rap http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages/DrugsDave.html# (a sound clip of the legendary worst album cover ever)

From The KLF's "Chill Out":

A Melody From A Past Life Keeps Pulling Me Back Elvis On The Radio, Steel Guitar In My Soul Six Hours To Louisiana, Black Coffee Going Cold Pulling Out Of Ricardo And The Dusk Is Falling Fast

Originally posted by Element115 From The KLF's "Chill Out":A Melody From A Past Life Keeps Pulling Me BackElvis On The Radio, Steel Guitar In My SoulSix Hours To Louisiana, Black Coffee Going ColdPulling Out Of Ricardo And The Dusk Is Falling Fast

...yeah - I also have that CD; it's been a long time ago, I listened to it, and what wonderful titles are on it !!! e.g. see above and 'Brownsville Turnaround On The Tex-Mex Boarder' and '3 A.M. Somewhere Out Of Beaumont'...

The Saviour

A few fav album titles ;

Laugh I nearly bought one ... Killing Joke

Press the eject and give me the tape ... Bauhaus

and my favourite of all time , though I've never knowingly heard a track ;

YOU BROKE MY HEART , SO I BUSTED YOUR JAW ... Spooky Tooth

Most sarcastic/caustic ; Here my dear .. Marvin Gaye, an album whose royalties were part of a divorce settlement and one of Marvins worst discs ever ... sold nish .

Originally posted by ShugZV© Never heard of Silky Tooth - classic title though!Dunno why, but I thought Marvin was Gay

Steady on Shug , one cannot say GAY on the boards now , it upsets the PC sensibilities of a few folk , I'd hate for you to be accused of being homophobic . Incidentaly if you were accused of being homophobic , then if your accuser was using the latin stem HOMO , you would have an irrational fear of the whole human race , having met you only once I know this aint so. However if they were using the Greek stem HOMOS , then one would have a fear people like oneself eg a one eyed brunette would fear another one eyed brunnette , hence you'd be scared of another SHUGLET , having only met you once, this may or may not be the case , probably depends on the ANTI-SHUG's ability to get a round in and share his bifters .

Gotta watch this PC shit Shug , they mess with the Greek and the Latin as well as your heed .

Originally posted by frank smarra "smack my bitch up" -the prodigy "Crucial Bar-B Q" -Murphy's Law

I was once at this anti war demo in shannon (Irish US airforce base) and the socialist party grey men were up on the back of a truck harping on about the (is it dogma or theory?)link between capital and war and imperialism (for ages, the speeches weve heard a million times before) and on and on and selling papers and telling us there is 50000 there , when there was 5000, and then these boys from the CAZ (cork autonomous zone) wheel up a shopping trolly infront of the truck, hook it up to a discman, and start blasting out "smack my bitch up". a classic. :)