Big Brother 5

Hell's Kitchen is better. Seeing Gordon Ramsey give that prick Vic Reeves a bollocking yesterday was priceless, it fair made my day!

Plus I get to see the lovely Abi Titmuss, which is always a bonus. Don't think she'd be my type of woman ideally, though; too much of a coke-snorting party animal. I'd rather curl up on the settee with a cup of tea & my wrestling magazines...

Just seen and heard the first twat go in.

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Anyone watching the (best of) rejected contestants?One bloke had 17 (yes, SEVENTEEN!) S Club (7) tattoos across his body, including the signatures of the band tattoo'd across his chest. 'ardcore!

I'm so glad S Club never caught on here in the States.

Originally posted by Uncle Liam Just seen and heard the first twat go in.

Is SHUGZV on T.V?

The "punk" dyke was hilarious, and of course her entrance wasn't remotely staged, was it???

I already want the Manc girl to win....

Originally posted by Al Jarvis Anyone watching the (best of) rejected contestants?One bloke had 17 (yes, SEVENTEEN!) S Club (7) tattoos across his body, including the signatures of the band tattoo'd across his chest. 'ardcore!

Presumably said reject bats for t'other side, then????

La Société du Spectacle ;)

Is it just me being my usual uncharitable self, or are this lot an even bigger bunch of cunts than previous years?

Stay in watching TV on a friday night? I`d rather be out with the lads.

Can'thelp thinking that this is all designed by Channel 4 to cause maximum outrage. Did you hear the comments they were all making before they went in ? We've got a queen who hates refugees, followed by a hmophobic refugee. Then a posing musclehead who thinks he is a stud, followed by a gay man who only tries to pull straight men, then Mr. Arrogant who swears blind he is God's gift to everything, followed by Mr. Take no BS, who isn't exactly tolerant of most things.

And if that wasn't enough, we then get Ms. Feisty (who may turn out to be an exhibitionist or something, or a slapper), Cilla Black, Ms Airhead who wants to be a Page 3 girl, the anti-porn campaigner right-on militant self-styled dyke, the dippy country girl with a tits fetish, then to cap it all there's a transexual who won't tell them !

Designed for confrontation. Madness. Compulsive.

Originally posted by Tristan Jayol I'm so glad S Club never caught on here in the States.

you obviously don't teach 15-year-olds who were tweens at the peak of S Club fever! ;)

Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Tristan Jayol> I'm so glad S Club never caught on here in the States.

you obviously don't teach 15-year-olds who were tweens at the peak of S Club fever! ;) I hope you beat the kids with an iron ruler.

Originally posted by death of art Is it just me being my usual uncharitable self, or are this lot an even bigger bunch of cunts than previous years?

No DoA, you're not being uncharitable; in fact, I'd say you were too generous! I hate them all this year.

Hah! the lesbian political activist has just lost the challenge! how terribly amusing

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by SPone Stay in watching TV on a friday night? I`d rather be out with the lads.

Having just flown in that morning from a week in Vegas with the lads, I think I'm allowed to sit in one fcuking Friday night, Steve.

My apologies Al,i had no idea. But BB5,wasnt there anything else on?:D

Originally posted by Uncle Liam Hah! the lesbian political activist has just lost the challenge! how terribly amusing

So she's not getting her case for the whole time she's in there, then? Oh dear.

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Can'thelp thinking that this is all designed by Channel 4 to cause maximum outrage. Did you hear the comments they were all making before they went in ? We've got a queen who hates refugees, followed by a hmophobic refugee. Then a posing musclehead who thinks he is a stud, followed by a gay man who only tries to pull straight men, then Mr. Arrogant who swears blind he is God's gift to everything, followed by Mr. Take no BS, who isn't exactly tolerant of most things.And if that wasn't enough, we then get Ms. Feisty (who may turn out to be an exhibitionist or something, or a slapper), Cilla Black, Ms Airhead who wants to be a Page 3 girl, the anti-porn campaigner right-on militant self-styled dyke, the dippy country girl with a tits fetish, then to cap it all there's a transexual who won't tell them !Designed for confrontation. Madness. Compulsive.

In fact i do recall this lot from a meet up last SUNDAY in DUKES 92.A right set of bastards.............

Yes Rocket, this time a week ago...

Originally posted by Uncle Liam Yes Rocket, this time a week ago...

And are you the TRANSEXUAL!

No! I'm the arrogant one!

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Can'thelp thinking that this is all designed by Channel 4 to cause maximum outrage. Did you hear the comments they were all making before they went in ? We've got a queen who hates refugees, followed by a hmophobic refugee. Then a posing musclehead who thinks he is a stud, followed by a gay man who only tries to pull straight men, then Mr. Arrogant who swears blind he is God's gift to everything, followed by Mr. Take no BS, who isn't exactly tolerant of most things.And if that wasn't enough, we then get Ms. Feisty (who may turn out to be an exhibitionist or something, or a slapper), Cilla Black, Ms Airhead who wants to be a Page 3 girl, the anti-porn campaigner right-on militant self-styled dyke, the dippy country girl with a tits fetish, then to cap it all there's a transexual who won't tell them !Designed for confrontation. Madness. Compulsive.

Yeah, that's what I thought, and then when they got together they were all being really nice & bland with each other. YAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN.......

What is the S Club? It sounds almost as bad as most of the "reality" stuff on TV in the states.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be What is the S Club? It sounds almost as bad as most of the "reality" stuff on TV in the states.

The late S Club 7 were the greatest pop SENSATION ever to have their own kiddies TV show. They featured 3 lads, plus Lads' Mag fave Rachel Stevens, the blonde one with the talent who nobody fancied, the dark haired one who was a bit of a fox, and the dinky blonde one who I liked most, but who ruined it by shagging the fat one who left to be a nu-metal "star". The reached for the stars, and by golly did we reach with them.

Hope that's cleared it up for you, mate.

I thought the Wiggles were the greatest pop sensation to have their own TV show ;)

Wouldn't it be really funny if sexist Vincent was the guy to pop Nadia's cherry, without finding out that she was a man first? He's a right twat. And will someone tell Marco to stop fucking screaming? As you can see, I'm hooked again already. Curse you, Channel 4. At least it means there's less Friends on...

At least this doesn't sound as bad as the Swan or Superstar. I think such shows are why I avoid television.

Originally posted by death of art Wouldn't it be really funny if sexist Vincent was the guy to pop Nadia's cherry, without finding out that she was a man first? He's a right twat. And will someone tell Marco to stop fucking screaming? As you can see, I'm hooked again already. Curse you, Channel 4. At least it means there's less Friends on...

Agree with you about Marco - presumably the seal impression they were all doing on last night's show was in homage to the man himself. And is the Geordie lass a tease or is her strategy simply to fuck someone on live TV as soon as is humanly possible?

There's probably some obvious comments about Geordie lasses and shagging to be made, but I'll leave that to Freddie Shepherd.

Yeah I remember Freddie and Doug having plenty to say on that matter!!!