Coolest and most unique way to die.

getting hit by a meteorite. it just made it pass the atmosphere and managed to hit only you.

The coolest way to die is when you want to. The only problem with it is that you must die before you have to, bugger.

I hope to die aged 83 in bed , shot by a jealous husband .

Yeah, die in your sleep when you are old and grey.

asleep ?

yeah,so you dont know about it!

Originally posted by Buffer Low yeah,so you dont know about it!

83 or not ,I'll be hopin the jealous husband dont find me asleep, hells bells man , it's my pipedream !

Originally posted by ShugZV© Definitely shagging a page 3 stunner......When I'm 83

I thought I was gonna have to explain it to him .

Originally posted by ShugZV© . Money cannae buy you happiness they say

Usualy a rich fella saying that , isn't it ?

what is so great about growing old? no matter what dying is going to suck. nobody goes peacefully and without remorse or a feeling of regret. that is B.S. i wish they had suicide booths like in Philip K Dick and Futurama, and you could just disappear without a trace when it was time, like a rain puddle evaporating into the atmosphere to be distributed elsewhere.
living pointlessly and uselessly to a disgusting end is cowardly, imposing on others and lying to oneself about ones immortality and importance is selfish subjective viewpoint distortion. i just want to find a way to go that doesnt leave a mess. no blood and feces and urine and goo all over the place. plus i would have to clean up my home first and sell all my things. suicide is not cowardly.... staying alive and lying to yourself that you are important and special while you get uglier and fatter and stupider while watching TV, sitting down and doing nothing is cowardly and selfish. why is suicide the easy way out?.... it's the hardest thing you could ever do.

so what is the cleanest way to go? what home made gases are the best? write a note to the local police in the mail to look for your body, buy a bodybag and climb in. leave a tip for them? maybe you could bury yourself alive somehow. hell, i'm too lazy to make preparations i'll just go on and pretend that i'm "brave"... life is so special, maybe i'll grow old enough and be able to use diapers again.... yes, i won't be a coward i'll be brave... maybe i'll have a beer tonight to celebrate how brave i am, and contemplate how the creator of all time and space loves me individually no matter how ugly and stupid i am just becasue i was born with the right color of skin into the proper religion. and i'll earn my immortality by sitting and doing almost nothing. woohoo.

yes, i'm bored....

Originally posted by ShugZV© Mind you, Howard J Marshall looked about 120 - and he must have had a wee bit of bodily contact with Anna Nicole. Money cannae buy you happiness they say

Who would actually want to have bodily contact with Anna Nicole Smith?

Originally posted by pumped full of drugs , just disappear without a trace when it was time, like a rain puddle evaporating into the atmosphere to be distributed elsewhere. ....

Get a job at the Ritz , Manchester , the rest of the staff'll show you how to disappear without a trace , you'll probably disappear just as last orders is called , leavin a few drunken nools at the bar , wonderin if they've offended you .

For further dissapearing situations and cults , see also:

The fella who is tiling me kitchen Taxi drivers prepared to go to Walkden + Little Hulton from Manchester The effective section of Salford Councils planning department. Spangles

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by ShugZV© Mind you, Howard J Marshall looked about 120 - and he must have had a wee bit of bodily contact with Anna Nicole. Money cannae buy you happiness they say

Who would actually want to have bodily contact with Anna Nicole Smith?

Plastic Surgeons ?

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be > Originally posted by ShugZV© Mind you, Howard J Marshall looked about 120 - and he must have had a wee bit of bodily contact with Anna Nicole. Money cannae buy you happiness they say

Who would actually want to have bodily contact with Anna Nicole Smith? Rich oil tycoons

I would like to die like my grandpa, sleeping softly, and not desperatly screaming like the 40 other passengers of the bus he was driving

Originally posted by Garymac I hope to die aged 83 in bed , shot by a jealous husband .

hehe, very funny. yeah, the blessed bullet is the most coolest way to die. or not?

Suffocated by Pamela Anderson. Slowly. :)

man those are lame ways to die.

choking on a pretzel wait wait. thats been done, just not all the way through

Having just found out that a good mate of mine died last week, after being taken ill, when only aged 40, I'm not sure there is anything particularly cool about dying. Had he not lived alone, maybe he could have survived. We'll never know.

Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Having just found out that a good mate of mine died last week, after being taken ill, when only aged 40, I'm not sure there is anything particularly cool about dying. Had he not lived alone, maybe he could have survived. We'll never know.

When you say that, do you mean someone could help him before it happens or you mean he died bacause was a solitary?

We think he had an asthma attack - had he not lived alone, someone would have been able to help, or at least call for assistance.

Well, I still think the all-around best way to die would be being a certain distance away from a nuclear blast. One would have to be close enough to be vaporized painlessly, but far enough away to be able to see and coming and start running away from it, looking back all the while as it catches up to you!

(cut and pasted from that other thread)

Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Well, I still think the all-around best way to die would be being a certain distance away from a nuclear blast. One would have to be close enough to be vaporized painlessly, but far enough away to be able to see and coming and start running away from it, looking back all the while as it catches up to you! (cut and pasted from that other thread)

how many seconds would you get?

maybe better would be seeing a large 10 mile wide Asteroid coming towards the Earth, right towards your city... by the time it hits you would already have excepted death so you still back and enjoy the show, everybody panics and runs hopelessly, so just watch the explosion and hopefully die instantly when the wall of fire hits you. that would be cool.

Whatever way I go, I hope it's quick and painless, which is NOT what my grandmother is going through right now. A combination of Hep. C and cirrohis (NOT from drinking) has wrecked her liver. Other factors have left her totally incapacitated in every way, and tonight was quite hard to get through.:(

I'm starting to think that I'd like to be immortal.

Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be I'm starting to think that I'd like to be immortal.

I've thought about that, but after a couple hundreds years you will be begging to die. Who wants to live forever? It would be so boring.