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im Selling my soul on ebay. no joke. please bid

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uhm...what the hell would I do with it????

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it's been done, i believe. not sure what the highest bidder has been.

u might get lots more money for your internal organs or renting out your 19yo body for reality pornsites. just suggestions.

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my favorite one ever was the girl selling her virginity...

yeah right!!!! :p

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My former roommate and his friends did this on eBay since it's early days :laugh:

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Good job Carlo, now ur gonna lose your soul.....now our singer dosent have soul....:thumbdown:

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I don't believe in the concept of a soul. I do however believe in the power of emotions. If you have any of them for sale i would be very interested. A warning though; i'm an emotional vampire and when i've finished sucking every emotion out of your brain you'll probably wish you were dead. :evil4:

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i want some proof that you have a soul in the first place:skeptic:

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man. havent you guys learn anything about sales pitches and scams. hahah i dont believe in a soul. but others do. if they think they are priceless. and that we all have one. then why not make some profit out of their stupid weeked pathetic ignorant minds;)

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Originally posted by Clown my favorite one ever was the girl selling her virginity...yeah right!!!! :p

That girl's a fresher at my uni, believe me, she's no prize catch!

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Better off selling yer arsehole.....

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Originally posted by twist I am going to bottle a fart and sell it on Ebay.

what is scary is that there probably is at least one guy somewhere in the world who has a fart bottle collection and would be interested :scratch:

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Originally posted by Killer Clowns my favorite one ever was the girl selling her virginity...yeah right!!!! :p

As incredible as it is...

Rosie Reid, a lesbian university student who auctioned her virginity on the internet to pay for her studies, is reported to have gone ahead and had sex with the highest bidder. Reid, 18, of London, slept with a 44-year-old BT engineer in a hotel room in Euston after he paid her £8,400. But she told News of the World, "It was horrible. ... I felt nervous and scared." Reid hatched the plan to avoid graduating with debts of £15,000 at Bristol University. Reid's partner, Jess Cameron, stayed in the same hotel while she went through with the act. Reid said, "I felt obliged to please him as he had just paid all this money. [...] I was just so relieved when it was over. I was desperate to get back to Jess as I felt so uncomfortable." The next morning she said she joined her partner and they "just cried and cried."

http://www.queerday.com/archives/003824.html

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Originally posted by pumped full of drugs > Originally posted by twist> I am going to bottle a fart and sell it on Ebay.

what is scary is that there probably is at least one guy somewhere in the world who has a fart bottle collection and would be interested :scratch:

And just when you though the world wasn't mad enough...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5502138710&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

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