Oh yeah, I've got my magic marker ready :evil4:

Reagan the new face of the $10 bill?

what a stupid fucking idea. let's put clinton's face on packs of condoms instead.

Now there's an idea...Open up a pizza chain called Monica's, free pack of Clinton condoms with each large pizza.

Of course, Clinton didn't actually use condoms, which accounts for the stained dress, and the ensuing shame of scandal. Makes one long for the days when the American President used the power of his office to fund nun-raping, priest-killing, teacher-murdering terrorists, instead of cheapening the office with pizza and party-girls.

I can't wait for all the paternity suits that will line up when Clinton dies. These will make Strom Thurmond's bastard situation seem boring.

A set of new tires for the house for each of 'em? At least we can rest assured that he didn't have any children with one of his freed slaves.

I'm all in favor of Bush's face on every roll of toilet paper

I use Britney Spears face on my toilet paper. Rather have a women licking my ass than a man if you mknow what I mean.

Originally posted by twist I use Britney Spears face on my toilet paper. Rather have a women licking my ass than a man if you mknow what I mean.

Originally posted by twist I use Britney Spears face on my toilet paper. Rather have a women licking my ass than a man if you mknow what I mean.

No i don't, why would you want anyone licking your arse?

Thought I heard that they were gonna put him on a dime? Isn't it a little too soon for all of this anyway, he's got an airport named after him.

To eliminate dingleberries, silly. Need to be clean as a whistle otherwise my farts sound off key.