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...by clicking on the link below. Death Clock :confused: :cry: I'm going to live until Sunday, July 21st 2022, not to long, not to short.

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...and i will die on Saturday, November 8th 2025. (i think this is a heap of shit, but here's to hope).

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But it was your idea to put this up Babe.

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yeah, so why did you steal it from me!?:nonono:

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:clap::love2::nuts::thumb::thumbdown::ignore::idea::rofl::blush::shrug::smoking::cry::eek3::p:wink::idea::ignore::D;):eek::evil4: so there!

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Having fun with those smilies aren't you my love? Well try this one for size. :sex:

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Please allow me to interupt your private discussion ;).

November 14, 2044, will be my last day on earth. 72 years old, that's a bit too early. I'd better become optimistic to gain 20 more years :clap:

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well in normal mode i will live until october 2041 which would make me very old so i went pessimistic & got my sentence reduced by 20 years ( 2021 ) which is nice cheers what a nice clock

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I sure as fuck don't wanna live to be a frail old man at age 87, and 36 is far too young to go, so it'll have to be the normal time, in this case, going in the middle of the '50s is my fate :thumb:

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september 22nd 2063

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Tuesday, July 17, 2035

hmmm...not too long off. better get some sex while i can....

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like I really wanna know when the fook I'm gonna kick the bucket!!!

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October of 2041. I'll be 59 years old. Perhaps, before then, I should just declare my celibacy right now and out-do the Moz.

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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be October of 2041. I'll be 59 years old. Perhaps, before then, I should just declare my celibacy right now and out-do the Moz.

Jesse, you're only 20 years old mate, don't give up yet. My girlfriend Buffy and i looked at your photo in your profile and she said you were a bit of a goer and i'm sure there a plenty of girls in Philly who feel the same way. Just find a girl who will love you for you. :thumb:

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Or put yer ass on street corners, and make some cash while getting a splash !

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Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope Tuesday, July 17, 2035 hmmm...not too long off. better get some sex while i can....

the pope and sex?

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Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Or put yer ass on street corners, and make some cash while getting a splash !

That's charming Detweiler, just charming. Why are men always thinking about their dicks? You know sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, love is, understand? :nuts:

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Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be October of 2041. I'll be 59 years old. Perhaps, before then, I should just declare my celibacy right now and out-do the Moz.

Bit of humour in here fella ? Made me smile anyway

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Originally posted by Detweiler 3.63 Or put yer ass on street corners, and make some cash while getting a splash !

Bit of humour in here fella ? Made me smile anyway

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Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> October of 2041. I'll be 59 years old. Perhaps, before then, I should just declare my celibacy right now and out-do the Moz.

Jesse, you're only 20 years old mate, don't give up yet. My girlfriend Buffy and i looked at your photo in your profile and she said you were a bit of a goer and i'm sure there a plenty of girls in Philly who feel the same way. Just find a girl who will love you for you. :thumb:

Patronising ? Takin the piss ? NOOL's agony aunt and uncle ? Subtle ? Got me confused , I laughed and then thought that may not have been your intention , then I thought I'm better off on the Oscar Wilde quoting thread .. .. so I got me coat

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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, October 22, 2060
:eek:

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April 26th 2070?!?!?!?!? I hope there's some kind of youth pill out by then cause if I live to be 94 I sure don't want to look like it:p

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march 14, 2070. 95 years old.

guess surviving NOOLers can go from my funeral to feline's, a few weels later!

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Originally posted by feline April 26th 2070?!?!?!?!?I hope there's some kind of youth pill out by then cause if I live to be 94 I sure don't want to look like it:p

so you are going to die on my 101st birthday??? too bad I can't celebrate with you!!!

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Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by This blue-eyed boy that wants to be> October of 2041. I'll be 59 years old. Perhaps, before then, I should just declare my celibacy right now and out-do the Moz.

Jesse, you're only 20 years old mate, don't give up yet. My girlfriend Buffy and i looked at your photo in your profile and she said you were a bit of a goer and i'm sure there a plenty of girls in Philly who feel the same way. Just find a girl who will love you for you. :thumb: You haven't had the priviledge of meeting girls from Philly. Plus, it doesn't help that most of them are bigger than I am.

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Originally posted by feline April 26th 2070?!?!?!?!?I hope there's some kind of youth pill out by then cause if I live to be 94 I sure don't want to look like it:p

Hey, you look good and you sing well, that's already a lot more things that will happen in the lives of many of us :lol:

So stop complaining ;)

P/S: The date changes at every try it seems... :skeptic:

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