Reports on TV today suggest that a number of football clubs (including Stoke, the Arse and Coventry) are meeting today to discuss ways of increasing security lest Osama and his boys try to blow up football stadia on match days.
Much as I love the Potters, I can hardly envision Bin Laden & co. in some cave somewhere thinking "Ah yes, to bring Western Civilization to its knees we must strike at the Britannia Stadium. That will show the infidels we really mean business....."