To answer Shug's question:
Sean Hannity is a right-wing bigot who is a secret homosexual. This should not be held against him, as he is quite open about it when he goes clubbing with his longtime companion, Ollie North (of Iran-Contra fame). They dress as French maids and take turns shoving each other up the ass with well-placed dusters. On weekdays, however, Sean is a staunch defender of the right to free speech. He speaks his mind, you have to listen. And he personally sees to it that as long as he's speaking, whatever comes out of your mouth in response will be label "liberal", the Right's new variation on the "n-word lover" tag that they attached to anyone post-1865 who dared speak against them.
Sean enjoys water-skiing, table tennis, French ticklers, overwrought gesticulating with a phallic pen in one hand, defending America from godless Muslims who don't share his skin color, reaming innocent young Cub Scouts at his summer house, watching autoerotic porn with the whole family, and blowing Pat Robertson. He's never served in war, but he has served in the heady conservative-unfriendly confines of Fox News, a well-known organ for Rupert Murdoch's bile.
Sean is one of Murdoch's biggest studs, and his kennel is decorated with many instances of Sean praising himself. He is above all humble about himself, as his article "How I Won The Iraq War" (Gun and Ammo, February 2004) shows. A friend to all those poor upper-class neo-cons who wet themselves at the very mention of participating in the wars they endorse, Sean needlepoints and designs quilts in his spare time.
Overall, Shug, you're lucky not to know who this jackass is. If you do see him out in the wild, however, don't feed him. He may take that as a sign to dry hump your leg while he rambles on about how dynamic Bush is 