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Sarah Jessica Parker: Dog or Hottie

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She a dog or a sexy woman?

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  • ugly dog 22 (79%)
  • sexy woman 6 (21%)

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I thought she was kinda hot in Fried Blue Tomatoes but as the years have passed her face seems to grow bigger and bigger. So she stayed thin but she really does not do it for me. I vote dog.

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Fried Green Tomatoes? SJP wasn't in that (not much call for a New York jew in a film set in Southern Alabama). You might be thinking Mary Louise Parker (who's okay, but did look better way back).

As for SJP, I am also conflicted. From time to time, she goes from hot to fugly, so I can't really vote either way :shrug:

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At the Emmy's she was absolutely gorgeous, but many other times she has looked like a horse. So overall she's ok I guess.

I believe sexy dog should have been made a choice

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Originally posted by Tristan At the Emmy's she was absolutely gorgeous, but many other times she has looked like a horse. So overall she's ok I guess.I believe sexy dog should have been made a choice

Definitely f-able at the Emmys, but she has been ghastly on other occasions. I guess we'll never have to worry much about it unless we switch places with Matthew Broderick :thumb:

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Never have been a big Sex In The City fan, don't have HBO for one thing, but I've never gone out of my way to watch her in anything. That current Gap ad, with Lenny Kravitz, makes me wanna throw things at the screen, so it's a vote for the first choice.

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I've never been able to see the attraction to be honest, so "ugly dog" for me too.

(Thank you God for making me so perfect! :D )

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she was way cooler in "square pegs"

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I wouldn't do her with Spike's penis.

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I've never really found her attractive. She's not a dog, but she's just bland. Then again, I can't even sit through one episode of Sex and the City.

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She's RAF. No, in fact she's as rough as a badger's arse.

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Ming.

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Originally posted by Jeff I wouldn't do her with Spike's penis.

:laugh::laugh:

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Aside from the obvious misogyny of this thread, I have to concur with my Right Honourable Friend above:

SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOSS.:rofl:

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I cant help feeling that if she was buried up to her neck on Easter Island , she wouldn't look outta place .

There's an ad on Murdoch tv at the moment where a pretty young lady goes to an awards night , she puts on some make up gets out of the limo and within five or six steps she morphs into SJP which can't be a strong selling point for the makeup and must've crushed the pretty girls ego a tad :shrug:

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I couldn't give a toss about SJP.

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Hound of the Baskervilles.

And what is this obession in with ladiess mags that she is some kind of style icon ??? she dresses like a blind women

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Why are you looking at all them women's mags???

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Originally posted by The Haçienda must be (re)Built Hound of the Baskervilles.And what is this obession in with ladiess mags that she is some kind of style icon ??? she dresses like a blind women

Mate, presumably you caught that recent TV ad where stunningly dinky lass is en route to a club, climbs out of car only to transform into.....SJP!!!!!!!!!

What a fucking nightmare: you're a grade-A hottie one minute, and just as everyone turns to look at you, you transform into Muffin the Fucking Mule!!!!!

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Woof! Woof!

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here doggy lol

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here doggy lol

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here doggy lol

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She's alright, bit long in the tooth for JSB, though. Nice flange, I heard...

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Who cares about SJP, i hope this thread dies a miserable death.

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Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Fried Green Tomatoes? SJP wasn't in that (not much call for a New York jew in a film set in Southern Alabama). You might be thinking Mary Louise Parker (who's okay, but did look better way back). As for SJP, I am also conflicted. From time to time, she goes from hot to fugly, so I can't really vote either way :shrug:

I love her line in "Ed Wood" when she's reading the review of Ed's stageplay at the beginning: "Do I really have a face like a horse?" Says it all right there.

As for Mary Louise Parker, she still looks damn sexy, as she did in "Angels in America" recently.

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Good, more SJP for me. :nod:

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Originally posted by lowbranches she was way cooler in "square pegs"

This is true......

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I don't remember, honestly, a good movie with her starring.

I however remember laughing a lot in Honeymoon in Vegas because of Nicolas Cage...

But I've seen worst 39 years old girl ;)

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she is kinda hot though lol really i think or am i a confused teen:confused:

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Originally posted by Spike she is kinda hot though lol really i think or am i a confused teen:confused:

Not confused Spiker...just hormonal...there is a difference...

confused is when you can't decide if men are hot, OR women are hot...

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Who cares if she's never been in a good movie? Like that determines whether someone's tasty or not! Some of you geeks will be saying Gillian Gilbert is fitter than SJP next... (I know you will, Spikey!) :rofl:

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i certainly wouldn't 'go a little gay' for her, but i do love sex and the city.

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Originally posted by AgentWood but i do love sex and the city.

Coincidentally my two favourite things, even if they did lose last night and have ghosts playing for them.

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She certainly isnt the best chick i`ve ever seen,but i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers! :D

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Ugly dog... barking ugly dog. She's jagged. You could cut a roast with that face... :eek:

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She wasn't too bad in LA LA Land. Mind you that role didn't require much acting. She was a lot younger than too. I don't think she's aged too well.

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Is she a Teletubby now ?

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I voted for hottie & then realised I meant Sarah Michele Gellar:love2: Fn ejit me Anyway SJP is a dog - no doubt, but Mary Louise Yes She Hot! Reminds me of Elizabeth Perkins (mmm) Also Gillian gilbert is FAR better looking than SJP - way back in '82 twas her dimples in Smash Hits that got me interested in the band (hadnt heard their music except for JD's Love will...). Whats sad about that?:D

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Originally posted by Nick Name > Originally posted by AgentWood> but i do love sex and the city.

Coincidentally my two favourite things, even if they did lose last night and have ghosts playing for them.

by lose, i hope you mean the latter.

here's praying the former always ends with a golden goal in extra time!

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Originally posted by AgentWood > Originally posted by Nick Name> > > > > > > Originally posted by AgentWood> > but i do love sex and the city.>

Coincidentally my two favourite things, even if they did lose last night and have ghosts playing for them.

by lose, i hope you mean the latter. here's praying the former always ends with a golden goal in extra time!

seems to be too many 0-0 draws at the moment !!

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