Retirement begins tomorrow afternoon... (sort of)

Your best friend JSB won't be around as much as from tomorrow. My dad's picking up my computer in the afternoon, & though he lives close to me, I won't be arsed walking up to his & my mum's place every single day just to throw insults at you bollock-brains & post the occasional poll regarding fast food.

I told the old man I'd pay for the internet for another month or so, so I'll be dropping by at various intervals to provide you all with your much-needed, albeit infrequent, JSB fix. Then, in about four weeks time (or possibly even less), I'm cancelling my monthly £15 to Wanadoo, aswell as all my other bills, so that I can get sorted for the move to Jersey.

Dunno what my NOOL future holds after November 10. I'm preparing for not having any `net access whatsoever, even though I'll probably end up getting my in-law's PC fixed & pay for broadband, but always best to be a tad pessimistic on these occasions so that yer not too disappointed with the outcome.

So for the next few weeks I'll be only a part-time NOOLer. Hope you bunch of old dollops can cope without me, & not "do an Ian Curtis" because NewOrder Online is so rancid without me...

whatever

Re-arrange the following into a well known phrase:

Importance. Over-estimating. Own. Your.

Who is this JSB muppet anyway, and why does he think he is significant? Last syllable almost sounds right if you come from down south!

SMELL YA L8R!!! :moon:

^ My attempt at 14 yr. old humor, how'd I do?

Originally posted by Old Blue Re-arrange the following into a well known phrase:Importance. Over-estimating. Own. Your.

Re-arrange the following into a well known phrase:

Cunt. You. Fuck.

All the "good" NOOLers (you know who you are & I love you all) respect JSB's contributions & will miss him when he's gone. As for all you disrespecters, I doubt your own parents would even care if you got mauled by man-eating mules, you're that dull & detestible. When you start posting messages as interesting & humourous as I do, then maybe the rest of us might give a fuck about you.

So long, arseholes. :D

Seems to me that your only contributions here have been to be childishly abusive to everyone. That'll be missed about as much as piles.

I'd just like to make sure I'm attatched to the pile that thinks JSB is a bad knob. I don't think I've previously been arsed enough about his inane whittering to have registered an opinion.

Ages. Thread. Best. In.

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes > Originally posted by Old Blue Re-arrange the following into a well known phrase:Importance. Over-estimating. Own. Your.

Re-arrange the following into a well known phrase:

Cunt. You. Fuck.

All the "good" NOOLers (you know who you are & I love you all) respect JSB's contributions & will miss him when he's gone. As for all you disrespecters, I doubt your own parents would even care if you got mauled by man-eating mules, you're that dull & detestible. When you start posting messages as interesting & humourous as I do, then maybe the rest of us might give a fuck about you.

So long, arseholes. :D

Oh I do apologise. I was forgetting that "NOOL's nastiest piece of work" dishes it out but can't actually take it.

Ahem

Farewell, friend. You'll be sorely missed. Best of luck in the future.

There, was that better?

Sooooo.....

.....Is it "tomorrow afternoon" already?

Originally posted by feline Sooooo..........Is it "tomorrow afternoon" already?

Yeah!! Are we there yet??!! Is JSB gone yet? Can the kids come out and play in safety now....

I wonder how long will it take for the Jackass Son of a Bitch (thank you feline for that one ) to return once more.

Get up to speed, you bunch of retards. I said I was going part-time from yesterday afternoon, not retiring altogether!

JSB may soon be gone, but his legacy will live on as long as people are born with holes in their arses. That's the thing you use to talk out of, Feline.

More words of wisdom from NOOL's resident colostomy bag.

Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes Get up to speed, you bunch of retards. I said I was going part-time from yesterday afternoon, not retiring altogether!

JSB, tu est mon petit chou.

Originally posted by Grell > Originally posted by James Stephen Barnes> Get up to speed, you bunch of retards. I said I was going part-time from yesterday afternoon, not retiring altogether!

JSB, tu est mon petit chou.

Now I hope you slice him up and make some coleslaw.