Word Up Homie! - A Gangtsta's Blog!!!

Check this out my peeps!! This shiznit is hilarious!! It's a bunch of BLOGS by our favorite wannabe gangstas!!

http://www.xanga.com/groups/group.aspx?id=152540

Here's a silly sample:

got new cellie well im gettin my physical on tuesdai which i wont b goin 2 skew dat dai yes! well i didnt go 2 skew 2 dai either cuz well ummm nvm well skew iz alrite im so used 2 da skew now and i go 2 my locker like every class so i feel sad 4 all da otha freshmen who still carry thier big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots lol sike nah juss messin cuz most of those idiots r my best frens well n e ways my new cellie is way betta den my old 1 it has alot of stuff on it and my ringtone is goodies lol iight im out CELLIE-287-1597 hit me up holla at ur boi

Internet lingo + Ebonics = death of English

yea yea!! this is the newbie thuy aka cathy riote hurr. . . repp`n la yo!! haha yey!! my is in this shit!! woo hoo!! another femme. . .yeee yahh!!! i love that female!! well rep it throw it up. . cause it aint ever fenna fade away.. ..

Makes me just wanna take ol gurl bac ta ma crib an get up en her guts!!

(as a speaker of the ENGLISH language...I had to think about how to type that one for a bit.)

I'm glad I don't understand any of this. Although, I'm afraid this just shows the decline of the English language in America. How's the language holding up across the pond?

...so this is the beginning of the dying of the english language - definitely...

makes Trainspotting look easy ... had to think far too much to understand any of it.

Originally posted by Geri makes Trainspotting look easy ... had to think far too much to understand any of it.

Never thought of that but you are soooo right!!

Originally posted by Jeff After reading some of those, I now know where Spike learned how to spell!I can't say that I really understood it though. I feel soooooo OLD now!!!

Same here, but the English language will keep changing, as it always has. By the way, what is a blog?

Originally posted by Buffer Low > Originally posted by Jeff> > After reading some of those, I now know where Spike learned how to spell!> > > I can't say that I really understood it though. I feel soooooo OLD now!!!

Same here, but the English language will keep changing, as it always has. By the way, what is a blog?

Very True. weB LOG. Basically, a live, online diary. Even the President has one.

Well fuck me.

The New Chains.

Originally posted by twist The New Chains.

Eh... Not sure if I'd go that far. Chains are more intrusive, don'tcha think?

Oh, I forgot...Word to ya Mutha homie!

I'm scared; I understood every word these idiots have written.

Originally posted by Tristan I'm scared; I understood every word these idiots have written.

As long as you don't actually talk like they do, you're probably going to go through life well.

Let's get Spiky to translate.

To what? English?

OK, maybe that was a tad mean. Sorry Spike...

But the bloggers?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr OK, maybe that was a tad mean. Sorry Spike... But the bloggers?

not mean, the truth

got new cellie well im gettin my physical on tuesdai which i wont b goin 2 skew dat dai yes! well i didnt go 2 skew 2 dai either cuz well ummm nvm well skew iz alrite im so used 2 da skew now and i go 2 my locker like every class so i feel sad 4 all da otha freshmen who still carry thier big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots lol sike nah juss messin cuz most of those idiots r my best frens well n e ways my new cellie is way betta den my old 1 it has alot of stuff on it and my ringtone is goodies lol iight im out CELLIE-287-1597 hit me up holla at ur boi

I got a new cell phone! Im going in for a physical on Tuesday, which means I wont be going to school that day! I did not go to school today either because....well, nevermind. The school is alright since I am used to it now. I go to my locker before or after every class and cannot help but feel sad for all of the other freshmen who still carry their big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots. Laugh out Loud. I'm Kidding because most of those idiots are my best friends. Anyways, my new cell phone is is much better than my old one. It has more features and the ringtones are pretty good. Laugh out Loud. Alright, I have to go. My new cell phone number is 287 1597. Call me to say Hi!

i think i did an ok job translating.

Originally posted by kamar got new cellie well im gettin my physical on tuesdai which i wont b goin 2 skew dat dai yes! well i didnt go 2 skew 2 dai either cuz well ummm nvm well skew iz alrite im so used 2 da skew now and i go 2 my locker like every class so i feel sad 4 all da otha freshmen who still carry thier big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots lol sike nah juss messin cuz most of those idiots r my best frens well n e ways my new cellie is way betta den my old 1 it has alot of stuff on it and my ringtone is goodies lol iight im out CELLIE-287-1597 hit me up holla at ur boiI got a new cell phone! Im going in for a physical on Tuesday, which means I wont be going to school that day! I did not go to school today either because....well, nevermind. The school is alright since I am used to it now. I go to my locker before or after every class and cannot help but feel sad for all of the other freshmen who still carry their big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots. Laugh out Loud. I'm Kidding because most of those idiots are my best friends. Anyways, my new cell phone is is much better than my old one. It has more features and the ringtones are pretty good. Laugh out Loud. Alright, I have to go. My new cell phone number is 287 1597. Call me to say Hi!i think i did an ok job translating.

The New Chains

This whole hip/hop/rap/wannbe gangsta mentality is enslaving kids.

Bill Cosby is right. He should have purchased Hooked on Phonics rather than a cell phone.

Originally posted by Jeff > Originally posted by Buffer Low> Well fuck me.

erm...that does not sound like an interesting proposition at all!!!

That's probably because it is not a proposition, do you understand that mate?