Junk you spill on your keyboard

I just had a banana smash onto my laptop keys

Why were you rubbing your banana on your laptop keys?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Why were you rubbing your banana on your laptop keys?

An act of habit.

I've drank soda and coffee and ate dinner by my keyboard but not once have I spilled anything on it. Now, I'm wondering how the hell you managed to unintentionally smash a banana on your keyboard. Could the Lol Tolhurst porn have distracted you?

Worst I've had is Stella Artois - needed to replace the keyboard. Luckily I have an attic full of spare parts of the model of Dell I was using at the time.

Normally, just crumbs

Originally posted by Jeff beer...ashes...bits of whatever sandwich I am eating!!!

Ashes on your keyboard. Show some respect young man.

Originally posted by Al Jarvis I'm still waiting for someone to say ... cum!

I'm afraid that's just happened to me as I've just read online that the Stoke board have coughed up a hitherto unprecedented (by quite some fucking distance) £2 million for new players.

Mopping up has never been so much fun.:)

Originally posted by Al Jarvis I'm still waiting for someone to say ... cum!

He would have had to title the thread Spunk you spill on your keyboard.

Originally posted by Doctor Clayhead > Originally posted by Al Jarvis I'm still waiting for someone to say ... cum!

I'm afraid that's just happened to me as I've just read online that the Stoke board have coughed up a hitherto unprecedented (by quite some fucking distance) £2 million for new players.

Mopping up has never been so much fun.:)

If you're in the habit of knocking things up to eat, perhaps a stash of Ryvita next to the PC may come in handy - just in case.