The Second Pillowfight... err 'Debate'

I know this is a little early, but I want to see how many people vote before the actual debate.

Well, young man, I believe you underestimated me. You see, I posess the ability to "travel" through "time", so I jumped in my "time machine" amd watched the "debate" "several hours" into what we call "the future". President "Bush" wiped the floor with Senator "Kerry" on the "issue" of "being from Texas", but not much else went "Bush's" way. I think you will all be "surprised" when the "town hall" descends like a "lynch mob" upon the president, beating "him" severely for "lying" to them about "Iraq possessing WMDs".....

Okay, that's what I'd like to happen

Anyway, carry on...nothing to see here

Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Well, young man, I believe you underestimated me. You see, I posess the ability to "travel" through "time", so I jumped in my "time machine" amd watched the "debate" "several hours" into what we call "the future". President "Bush" wiped the floor with Senator "Kerry" on the "issue" of "being from Texas", but not much else went "Bush's" way. I think you will all be "surprised" when the "town hall" descends like a "lynch mob" upon the president, beating "him" severely for "lying" to them about "Iraq possessing WMDs"..... Okay, that's what I'd like to happen Anyway, carry on...nothing to see here

I just hope I hear the number 2 a lot. 200 billion in Iraq... FALSE, 2 million jobs created in the past year... TRUE. These are two points that Bush can stick Kerry on, and he better be on the attack this time.

What is this shit?

Originally posted by Ceremony What is this shit?

Shitty American politics!

Uh, Tristan...

Tonight's "debate" is actually going to be between George Bush and the next President of The United States. Just thought you should know...

Who is this Kerry bird then?

Originally posted by The Man Up North VOTE KERRY AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET RID OF BUSH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE !!!!!!!!Signed: The NewOrderOnline Administration

(adopts Sean Hannity-Rush Limbaugh-like bluster): "Now, see here. This is just another attempt by the liberal jew-run media to sway the election away from God's own choice to lead us to victory. Aren't you ashamed of yourself, for falling for the liberals' lies? We are winning in Iraq, why the Iraqi people just the other day welcomed us into Fallujah. And my vaguely Middle Eastern dry cleaner, Abdullah, no longer chants "Death to America" under his breath when I come by for my starched spine, he is thankful of the precious gift of freedom. Sure, things might not be going well, but they are not as bad as the liberal jew-run media would like you to think. To not vote for Bush is just...well, it's just un-American. Now, let's get a blowjob :sex: , er, update from Ollie North on our glorious progress..." :violent2:

Whoa, I don't know what came over me there, must be left over from my neocon days (before people found out I was a bastard child and didn't think Robert Kennedy was totally out of line for trying to appeal to black people)

If they're going to have a pillowfight, shouldn't they be in their panties? Or at least some sexy jammies?

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr Uh, Tristan... Tonight's "debate" is actually going to be between George Bush and the next President of The United States. Just thought you should know...

Yes the debate versus Jesus incarnate and the frenchy.

Originally posted by The Man Up North VOTE KERRY AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF BUSH BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE !!!!!!!! Signed: The NewOrderOnline Administration

:moon: Bush/Cheney 2004! :moon:

Originally posted by bLuE oRdEr If they're going to have a pillowfight, shouldn't they be in their panties? Or at least some sexy jammies?

Hell why not! It would only make for better late-night television jokes.

Originally posted by Ceremony Who is this Kerry bird then?

Kerry's bird is an ugly multi billionaire

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by Taboo # 7> Well, young man, I believe you underestimated me. You see, I posess the ability to "travel" through "time", so I jumped in my "time machine" amd watched the "debate" "several hours" into what we call "the future". President "Bush" wiped the floor with Senator "Kerry" on the "issue" of "being from Texas", but not much else went "Bush's" way. I think you will all be "surprised" when the "town hall" descends like a "lynch mob" upon the president, beating "him" severely for "lying" to them about "Iraq possessing WMDs"..... Okay, that's what I'd like to happen Anyway, carry on...nothing to see here

I just hope I hear the number 2 a lot. 200 billion in Iraq... FALSE, 2 million jobs created in the past year... TRUE. These are two points that Bush can stick Kerry on, and he better be on the attack this time.

Oh, hey... You forgot some:

*$200 Billion in service cuts in the States that could have been prevented if the Bush tax cuts hadn't been implemented...

*****2/3 of the tax cuts going to the wealthiest 10%...

*****1/2 of the tax cuts going to the wealthiest 5%...

*****A $422 Billion budget deficit...

*****A $7.4 Trillion national debt...

*****5 Million more Americans without health insurance...

*****1st Net Job Loss since Herbert Hoover...

But I'm sure The Frenchy will be reminding you and everybody else.

I think the tax cut numbers you have are off.

First net job loss? Hell yes, what do you expect when Bush acquires an economy plummeting from the tech boom high PLUS 9/11 PLUS high oil prices (the fault of uncertainty in Venezuela, Nigeria, Russia [Youkoz (sp?)], hurricane Ivan, and we could have drilled more in Alaska...). As long as the economy is in recovery, then Bush is doing his job.

Jesus incarnate wasn't quite as incompetent as last time. Nevertheless, The Frenchy still batted him around like the fucktard he is. 2-0 for The Frenchy.

Let me answer this thread by stating that I have a plan. If you would look at my plan you would clearly see that my plan answers this thread in the direction that we want it to go. My opponents lack plans or plans that lead this thread in the direction that is beneficial for this forum.

Originally posted by twist Let me answer this thread by stating that I have a plan. If you would look at my plan you would clearly see that my plan answers this thread in the direction that we want it to go. My opponents lack plans or plans that lead this thread in the direction that is beneficial for this forum.

well said, well said

Same shit we've been hearing for a while now except for Bush presented himself much, much better, and for that I bet Bush will be given the win for this 'debate'. This debate was atrocious to watch with Kerry smiling and nodding when Bush was speaking about points Kerry clearly doesn't agree with. Kerry looked like an ass, but Bush looked like a chimp. Let me run for fucking president.

Tristan Jayol and Trevor Seigler in 2004!

And now I'm watching Hillary (with a pomp thrice the size of Mozza's) spewing crap and looking more like a man than ever.

What's this all about? Have you yanks already discussed it to death? I can't read the article, not subscribed, but the picture looks pretty clear. But perhaps he's always been operated by remote control? It would explain a lot. I'm just hoping that in the next debate he suddenly starts relaying police radio chatter or talking about picking up passengers in his cab.

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/08/bulge/

Originally posted by 404 error What's this all about? Have you yanks already discussed it to death? I can't read the article, not subscribed, but the picture looks pretty clear. But perhaps he's always been operated by remote control? It would explain a lot. I'm just hoping that in the next debate he suddenly starts relaying police radio chatter or talking about picking up passengers in his cab.http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/08/bulge/

Ah, noticed same link came up in previous thread, but nobody seemed to have anything to say about it. Finally read the article, and it seems pretty convincing to me. Still, its probably more reasuring than anything, it would be scarier to suspect that Bush was actually being trusted to do his own thinking.

By the way, Tristan, why do you keep insisting the $200 billion figure for the cost of the Iraq war isn't correct? What would you say the correct figure was, and how would it compare to the cost of humanitarian interventions that don't involve blowing shit up, e.g. providing anti-AIDS drugs to Africa. And do you really believe the war is going well?

My own view is that Donald Rumsfeld and the neo-cons are in fact Bolsheviks and secret disciples of Lenin. A group of intellectuals, leading a highly disciplined organisation fond of military clothing, using violence to impose regime change from the top-down, in the name of an untested abstract political/economic theory, after which the country descends into a bloody and chaotic civil war while the leadership keep promising a 'constituent assembly' (even the terminology is the same) that never materialises. Sounds oddly familiar, no?

Its surely no coincidence that so many of the prominant supporters of the war (in UK anyway) are former Trots and Communists (Aaronovitch, Burchill, Hitchens, Cohn, even Peter Mandelson) as were some of the leading lights of the neo-cons. Also a recent newspaper article described how Rumsfeld and another of the neo-cons tried (disasterously) to use Soviet command-economy style principles to control inflation during the Nixon administration - further evidence of their dangerous Commie tendencies!

120 billion has been allocated for Iraq, and at the same time an additional 80 was allocated for Afghanistan and other projects. Also we are supposed to be getting tens of billions of dollars from Iraq.

Eh there's nothing new worth talking about anymore, so maybe I'll shut my mouth about the presidential race until November. That is unless a bombshell drops (like when the Bush blonds drink too much).

Originally posted by The Man Up North Stubborn prick !

Will I get banned?

I think Kerry won, but Bush brought his A- game to the debate last night. I was surprised to see him on his feet, able to form sentences semi-coherently, with some semblence of English used to voice his answers. El Presidente Bush es muy tonto, but el es simpatico. :D

Then again, I'm just a tool of the liberal jew-run media, so you'd expect me to say that

Originally posted by Tristan > Originally posted by The Man Up North> Stubborn prick !

Will I get banned?

Banned? No. Routinely flogged with a cat-o-nine-tails? Possibly

I support your right to voice your opinons, Tris......however wrong, horribly wrong, they are :p

Nothing wrong with the Bush girls. Hell, they are people you'd like to hang out with unlike that stiff Chelsie Clinton.

Originally posted by twist Nothing wrong with the Bush girls. Hell, they are people you'd like to hang out with unlike that stiff Chelsie Clinton.

I think the one named after the grandma is hot, but Jenna? Please, if I wanted that I coulda had it any time in high school, 'cause that's what they all looked like...

Am I superfical? You bet your ass

Bet my ass? That's not like that new show Arse Price Challenge that JSB's so fond of, is it?

I don't think I like the sound of "bet my ass," then...